May 28, 2005

• Just Desserts. It's been done, but it had to be said.
• "Just Desserts"
• Dessert-only restaurants here are called Death by Chocolate, Strawberry Fare, and Sweethearts. I'm not original enough to come up with my own.
• Sweetness and Light. NOT lite. Arrgh.
• Happy Endings.
• A Little Taste of Heaven. Nectar and Ambrosia. Forbidden Fruit. Just Try Not To. Tempt Me. Sticky Fingers. I Really Shouldn't. Seventh Heaven. Sweet Mystery.
• Owl Semen and Chocolate.
• Richesse. Creme de la Creme. Douceur.
• Sweet Somethings. Sweet Nothings. Islander's Gross.
• Chocolat!
• Here in Boston (and Cambridge) there is Finale.
• The Silver Spoon La Vie en Rose Lucious Lil's Seems everybody else has a life.
• not me... Discount Slurpees Candy is Dandy Ye Olde Cheesecakery Nuts on Top La Cabane de Sucre Pie in the Sky Last Chance Saloon
• Pralines and Dick.
• Icing on the Cake Frosting on the Cake Some Like it Sweet
• Wafer Thin Mint? Just a Taste Two Spoons, Please
• Sweetie Pie Punkin' Pie Afters
• La Dolce Vita Intentional Tortes Late Night with Bernockle
• Land of Pudding
• Har! Wafer Thin Mint? fish tick wins!
• "You'll Ruin Your Appetite" (suggestion thanks to all the moms of the world)
• Crunchy Frog?
• My suggestion is to try to come up with something that isn't dessert- or sweet-related but has assocaitions for the locals. Too many new eateries of all kinds try to come up with a funny/fancy/clever names related to what they are hawking and rarely do they succeed. How about something that relates to your state such as The Honey Bee? Good luck!
• Calories! Actually that restaurant does exist here in Montréal.
• Butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth
• You Take the Cake Just One More
• How about something that relates to your state such as The Honey Bee . . . or The Tobacco Smile?
• The Roly Poly Monkey Snarf 'n' Spoon Yum! Delightful. Lick The Plate The End. Goodnight Spoon. Holy Fuck Is This Tasty House of Sweets Better Than Sex My Heart
• 1. Fuck you other restaurants, we're serving the desserts around here now. 2. Fat but not drunk 3. Cheesecake factory 4. OMG Delicious Inc. (We'll pwnz0r your mouthz0r) 5. Goodies 6. Custard Hut 7. ____ Street Fattery 8. He's not worth it
• 8. He's not worth it LOL
• Dessertfilter
• here in Montréal Gawrsh, Mare- why aren't you on the map either? Sheesh!
• Af2R Aftur (mit an umlaut over the u) Encore
• My Sweet Monkey Bernie's Bon Bons Packer's Fudge Company We're Owned by Dentists Bite Me! A Fitting End The Sweet Hereafter Lucifer's Lunch Counter
• Crap I'm Diabetic Ahh! Bees! Sweeeet Revenge
• SINFUL
• Some suggestions from mofirc: Sweet Nothings sweet meat? Lickable Lick Your Plate lick this? Sugar Rush Lick Your Fingers Finger Lickin' Clog Your Arteries Fat Ass This Will Go Straight to Your Thighs cinnibutt? Richard Simmons' Waterloo Stuff Your Face ye olde dessert trough Bonbons and Soap Operas sugar walls! Wonka's Revenge Sugar Daddy Sugar Momma Sugar Sugar
• Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.
• I had the idea of changing a company's name every day and hangiing a new sign, with all these suggestions you should go for that.
• Redemption (Because you pay for your sins.)
• We have a place here that sells only cupcakes. They called it, well, Cupcakes. And damn good they are, too.
• I am a bit overwhelmed. I just got roped into going to see "Fever Pitch" at the last moment (at least it was a dollar theatre), and I get to return to a hundred or so suggestions. I should add that the winning entry will receive a copy of the DVD for "Fever Pitch." I don't want to get in the way of the idea-athon, but I will add that the location would be a street called Princess Place.
• Lick Me!
• Princess Place? Now you tell us?
• Sweets to Di For A Cannoli in the Wind
• The winner gets a copy of "Fever Pitch". Does second place get forced to watch it Clockwork style?
• Screw the Vegetables, Here's Dessert I Can Have 'Zert Now? Eat Your Chocolate or you Won't Get Any Candy The SugarShack Hansel and Gretel's Lolipop Lane Sweet Cup'n'Cakes (The Homestarrunner.com people might not like that one) Sugarplumbs
• God Hates The Skinny
• I like islander's "Sweet Hereafter".
• mmmmmmmpphh!
• Just desserts? I suppose you'd take your woman to Mcdonalds too! When in Toronto (Canada)"Future Bakery" it's Ukrainine, but that's O.K. When in Mississauga, La Semme it's run by Italians.
• Sugar Princess Sugar and Spice
• The Plump Princess hey, you could do an endorsement deal with Fergie The Princess of Whales Her Majesty's Noshing Shop
• Actually, best dessert place in Toronto is that ice-cream place - But I'm totally blanking on the name - Demetrie's? Future bakery is okay - good bread, good potatoes, but I would never go there for a fancy dessert. And I say that as someone who ate there at least once a week for several years.
• My fiance has informed me that her leading candidate thus far is Goodnight Spoon. She also liked Afters and Fat Ass. I really enjoyed Intentional Tortes, but I think that may be lost on most people. Don't head to that theatre to see "Fever Pitch," moneyjane. You may be on your way to a free copy. Of course, with your secrecy and all, I will probably have to send it through a harmless third-party like Chyren or Quid for you to safely receive it.
• Extraordinary Desserts The best desserts in San Diego. And yes, I have tried them all.
• In San Francisco we have Citizen Cake my suggestions: Finis Denouement Sweet Bittersweet End Sugar Shack
• Dessert Island
• Live a Little
• Mere Trifles
• Dude! Sweet!
• Sometimes Food The Confection Oven (Princess) Drooly's Chewie's Castle Snarf Munches The Cruel Cruel Window Store Candyass Delectables Augh! Insulin! (for the logo you just have a hand struggling to reach from the bottom of the frame) Sweeter than Kittens Delicious Palace
• Highness Original Sin (there's a shop in Singapore with that name) Sweeet!
• Sweet Tooth Booth
• Afterbite
• Dessert Desert Actually, that sucks. Don't use that one.
• The Sixth Deadly Sin
• Col. Crookshank's Super Terrific Magic Dancing Ferret Pie Shoppe
• Sticky Fingers Exile on Sweet Street Their Delicious Majesties Request
• Da Shit!
• Seeing "Just Desserts" as the first option in the thread is weird for me, as there was a famous murder in Toronto about, oh, 10 years ago where a woman was accidentally gunned down at a Just Desserts shop. Since the case was forevermore referred to as the "Just Desserts murder", um, I have bad associations. The Sweet Hereafter is a good one, and, Canadian movie connection! Hmm, after all that, can't think of anything creative myself. Will ponder.
• Le Fin.
• Sweet Emotion (I always hear the Aerosmith song as "sweet emulsion," and think of creme anglaise) Coup de gras In Conclusion
• Denouement That's my favorite, but may be too subtle for the masses.
• You Gunna Eat That...
• Assuming you are in the U.S. I think that "Afters" is great (although quite pedestrian by UK standards). I'd suggest spicing it up a bit: "Ever Afters" or "Happily Ever Afters" (too long?)
• ". . . you could drink whole if you wanted to"
• Desires. or, The House of Good.
• Eat Me.
• Creme Anglais is a french joke. It means implies the english have one dessert sauce (custard).
• Shimmy shimmy cocoa pops Sweetness, sweetness Dental destruction So sweet and so cold Sugar Highness
• A local dessert restaurant had this in their window, and I'm sure there's a good name in it: "Life is short. Eat dessert first"
• Fat and Happy
• although I have to admit that "Goodnight Spoon" is sheer genius
• Your Royal Pieness Princesse Douceur Pie, Tarts And Coronets Divine Decadence Au Paradis du Chocolat Berno la Douce POUTINE LARD MOUNTAIN ... my faves from above are "La Dolce Vita", "Sweet Hereafter" and "Goodnight Spoon."
• i like "Sweet Hereafter"!
• oh and bern do keep us updated on your progress! sounds like a great idea. i, for one, would just skip dinner and make a meal out of desserts. heh.
• Piece of Cake.