I'm reminded of the joke where the kid is jumping up and down on the manhole cover going "401, 401 , 401" until the next person comes along to ask what he's doing...
But who will be #404?
Obviously, it is time to have a party.
Broke MoFi Monkdini.
Heh. 402: Payment Required... come on, pay up.
In alternate universe news, may I just say that 'duh' is a prodcut of fear? Thankyou.
I'm having a party, certainly. I've just put on Jim Loy's greatest hits, and I'm dancing foonily. There's a vat of cock-punch in the fridge, and we've got a telepathic parrot handing out bananas in the chill-out room. Which is covered in Confoti.
Numbers 400-402, welcome to our in-jokes.
You know it's the alternate universe petebest doing this because he has a goatse
I've misread that, haven't I?
I predict a "not found" page in the monkeyfilterfuture.com
you're all making me igry.
you're all making me igry.
So blog it, Forky.
I would be curious to know how many of those 404 406 members have actually logged into MoFi in the last month.
I second that curiosity, and raise you a vague sort of request.
It would be cool to graph the membership in general by date of account creation - I feel like there are bursts of membership increases. I know I joined in the first big one, just after the threads about monkeyfilter's creation made their way to metatalk. Not that ID number machismo would be a good thing ("my number is incrementally lower than yours!" "That's just because it's in direct proportion to your IQ!")- but I am curious about the growth.
Maybe I shouldn't say this, but I've got 3 memberships of my own. I only use one though.
And Wolof, don't you command the mighty Dr Zaius?
[I'm ignoring this thread.]
[Sorry tracicle - that wasn't a request for work from you, because I think I could do the graphing easily by taking just membership number and date joined. Please ignore all pony, or even banana requests, and thank you thank you thank you for all your hard work]
what do you do with extra monkefilter logins? Squabble amongst yourself? Not that I don't see the appeal of having multiple personae. Do not! Do too!
can't take him anywhere. . .
what do you do with extra monkefilter logins?
They're useful for starting flame wars.
Wolof sooo does not command me. I mean, dude, seriously. Have some respect, yes?
I hereby command you all to dance like gibbons. While listening to the Pet Shop Boys. Do it, or you shall feel my wrath.
Oh, go on, do it. I am. Please?
[Chee-chee-chee-chee-chee] /dancin' like a freak
I don't want a pony, but I would like a baby elephant. Pretty please, tracicle. I will be ever so good.
Wolof sooo does not command me.
Ah, but I believe I know who you are.
I'm secretly two hundred other users.
Ah, but I believe I know who you are.
Do you? DO YOU?
OK, you do. But not for long... That thing you said, yeah, quite soon.
A change is coming, a great and terrible change. With bananas.
My plan is working. I'm slowly forcing the evil Zaius into the open, where I can destroy him.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Just mentioning that I don't actually know who Dr Zaius is, except that Wolof may have told me the first time. It's a cool idea, though. Mystery-shopper poster and all that.
And jb, I don't mind that part - and if you want to make something like that, the code will be up at sourceforge soon. :) I'm ignoring the multiple memberships for now, because I know what sort of debate it started at MeTa.
I'll kill my extra memberships, actually. I shouldn't have brought them up I suppose...
We're back down to 405, now.
I hope it doesn't turn out that there's really only 6 people on here...
dng, don't worry about it - it'll be a long, long time before we have the membership problems that MeFi does.
I'll have to re sign them up now...
(They didn't matter anyway - I'd signed them up around the time of this post, for the purpose of highly amusing comments, but never got round to using them, due to an inability to actually write anything funny)
It would be cool to graph the membership in general by date of account creation - I feel like there are bursts of membership increases.
No graph, sorry. Just lots of data.
Monthly Memberships
November - 220 new members
December - 114 new members
January - 67 new members
February - 28 new members (up to 10th Feb)
This includes deleted/suicided accounts.
Day by Day Memberships
This doesn't include empty accounts.
November 17th - Users 1-7 - +7
November 18th - Users 8-10 - +3
November 19th - USer 11 - +1
November 21st - User 13 - +1
November 22nd - User 14 - +1
November 23rd - Users 15-16 - +2
November 25th - User 17 - +1
November 26th - Users 18-94 - +74
November 27th - Users 95-168 - +71
November 28th - Users 169-193 - +24
November 29th - Users 194-205 - +12
November 30th - Users 206-220 - +15
December 1st - USers 222-237 - +16
December 2nd - Users 238-251 - +14
December 3rd - Users 252-259 - +8
December 4th - Users 262-265 - +4
December 5th - Users 266-268 - +3
December 6th - Users 269-272 - +4
December 7th - Users 273 - +1
December 8th - Users 274-279 - +6
December 9th - Users 280-286 - +7
Decmeber 10th - Users 288-294 - +7
December 11th - Users 295-297 - +3
December 12th - Users 298-300 - +3
December 13th - Users 301-305 - +4
December 14th - Users 306-309 - +4
December 15th - Users 310 - +1
December 16th - Users 311-313 - +3
December 17th - -
December 18th - Users 314-315 - +2
December 19th - Users 316-318 - +2
December 20th - Users 319-320 - +2
December 21st - Users 321 - +1
December 22nd - Users 324 - +1
December 27th - Users 326-331 - +5
December 28th - Users 332 - +1
December 29th - Users 333 - +1
December 31st - Users 334 - +1
January 3rd - Users 335-336 - +2
January 7th - Users 337-338 - +2
January 9th - Users 339-342 - +4
January 10th - Users 343- - +1
January 11th - Users 344-348 - +5
January 12th - Users 349- - +1
January 13th - Users 350-351 - +2
January 14th - Users 352-353 - +2
January 15th - Users 355- - +1
January 17th - Users 356 - +1
January 18th - Users 357-361 - +4
January 19th - Users 362-364 - +3
January 20th - Users 365-366 - +2
January 21st - Users 367-373 - +7
January 22nd - Users 374-377 - +4
January 23rd - Users 378-381 - +4
Januray 24th - Users 382-384 - +3
January 25th - Users 385-387 - +3
January 26th - Users 388-391 - +4
January 27th - Users 392-394 - +3
January 28th - Users 395-397 - +3
January 29th - Users 398-399 - +2
January 30th - Users 400-401 - +2
January 31st - Users 402-404 - +3
February 1st - Users 405 - +1
February 2nd - Users 406-407 - +2
February 3rd - Users 408-410 - +3
February 4th - Users 411-412 - +2
February 5th - Users 413-420 - +8
February 6th - Users 421-425 - +5
February 8th - Users 426- - +1
February 10th - Users 427-429 - +3
Anonymous Accounts
These are the account numbers that have been deleted.
Anonymous - 12, 19, 62, 88, 103, 112, 158, 173, 221, 260, 261, 287, 303, 317, 322, 323, 325, 329, 354, 360
Footnote
Do I win the prize for dullest monkey. I even did all this by hand. All 430 account pages. Wanker.
Wow dng - you're not the dullest monkey, just the most impressive. I had started something like that, but gave up half way.
Thanks jb - you've made me blush now...
dng - That's incredibly fantatstic. You definitely win some kind of prize. Er, have you read your email recently?
November 26th & 27th - these days shall be remembered by monkeys for long after we are dead have deleted our accounts...
Not that I was around then, of course; more of a December person, myself. Fashionably late, I like to call it.
Only 3 people know what flash is talking about, soon to be 4. Mysterioso, yes?
dng, did you go through every single account number? You blow me away. And you definitely deserve a trailer-load of cock punch-dipped bananas.
uninpressive, dng, I want a 15 pages worth report by tomorrow with 30 extra pages of useless pie graphs, standart deviations, statitical analisis, projected membership increases for the next 20 years and a complete explanation on why the ducks fly to the south on winter based on lamarckian evolution principles.
Oh man.
Coming soon
We are now poised on the brink of our population having doubled in less than two months.
*drum roll...*
Pretty soon, 1000.
(As goetter wrote somewhere, and I'm too half-arsed to dig it up.)
Lame Irish joke related in a homonymal manner:
Paddy: I'd be after a job on this here construction site.
Foreman: Fair play to ye and all, but first ye need to convince me you know the difference between a girder and a joist.
Paddy: Nothin' simpler. Goethe wrote Faust, and Joyce wrote Ulysses.
1499 ...
Which one of them paid the quarter?
All of them!
And there's member 1500 ticked over just now. Good stuff!
Ah, posted by that "Anonymous" fellow. I never knew him, but he sounds personable, handsome, intelligent, and hung!
*sings, "Goils were goils and men were meeeennnn . . Mistah we could use a man like Hoibeht Hoovah agaaiiinnn . . "*
I presume that this was posted by petebest3.14 or something?
This was posted way back when pete_best was only pete_mediocre.
Give me your three-toed, ring-tailed brothers.
Your hairy-armed Monkeys yearning to scratch fleas,
Those banana-loving knuckle-dragging others.
Monkeyfilter: Obviously, it is time to have a party.
dng: do the words obsessive-compulsive ring a bell?
Monkeyfilter: Rife with alternate universes.
1515 now.
Anybody interested in buying lottery? We have a type here where you pick 4 digits (0 to 9, each number can be repeated), and you bet on it. It's called (imaginatively) 4D. Is it an Asian gamblin' thang, or do USian and Euro monkeys also have this?
I looked up 1515 in the wikipedia but as it turns out, all that happened was that a bunch of people killed a bunch of other people.
Oh, and Sweeden seceded. From . . somebody.
404406 members have actually logged into MoFi in the last month.shopperposter and all that. And jb, I don't mind that part - and if you want to make something like that, the code will be up at sourceforge soon. :) I'm ignoring the multiple memberships for now, because I know what sort of debate it started at MeTa.are deadhave deleted our accounts... Not that I was around then, of course; more of a December person, myself. Fashionably late, I like to call it.