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May 25, 2005

Internet drives San Diego man to murder

This was bound to happen.

To: Whoever I've EVER offended ....

I take it all Back!!!!!

It's too late.

*Cleans gun, starts car*

They obviously didn't have enough fluffy kittens.

My kind of kitten

It's a fake.

But it's funny as hell.

Doris, is that you??

Damn, it's daisy_may!!!

Even though fake, I'm sure it has happened, because stalkings & beatings certainly have.

I remember getting into an online argument with the mofi member formerly known as "dizzy". He wanted to meetup in person, vaguely threatening physical harm.

People just get too damn worked up about something as ultimately meaningless as a blog. Guys, it's just the internets.

All my best to the two folks this guy killed as well as their families.

squid......the killing happened here.

And god bless our troops in Iraq.

This thing is fake? It had me going. I even sent a tip to the SD police.

What's with the guy's pants-legs? Who fuckin' lets their pants rumple up around their shoes like that? I'd rather fold mine into gloriously unfashionable turn-ups than look like a short-arse.

God bless your short arse. And God bless our troops in Iraq.

That''s it. This interweb thing has got to be banned.

I noticed his pant legs too. If he were wearing stiletto heels, they'd probably look better.

The flat cap is not so bad. If it were a beret.. that would be different. And god bless our troops in that brown foriegn place.

Borneo has troops there too???

LOL it's 420!!!!!111

fucking hilarious.

Well, I'm glad to hear it was a fake. I'm surprised we don't hear about real stuff like this more often.

Oh, and God bless Tiny Tim.

I'm glad this is fake, too. And we should never forget Tiny Tim.

Phew. I was worried that hicinbaby might be involved.

Friends don't let friends let the internet drive them anywhere.

MeFi

Notice how the beeb helpfully suplied a link to the thread? USian rod-up-the-butt press martinets would never do that.

You're a douchebag, fagbrush/Bruce.


While I am in no postion to argue whether or not fagbrush is a douchebag, I do wonder what supports this conclusion for you, trig.

Be sure to stay tuned, kiddies, for the blazin' adventures of Fagbrush Bruce and the Sons of the Bioengineers!

Giddy-yap, Old Pint.

I'm glad this was a fake story because I'm all out of fake concern.
I'll have to pick up a six-pack tomorrow.

wonders if trig was just funnin' with fagbrush

I just hate un-advertised self-links. Especially really dumb ones.

Not to turn this into MeFi, but I don't want to have to scan every post for duplicity or attempts to drive up counters and ad revenues.

Unless the 'Bruce Pasteur' from the 'article' and the 'Bruce Pastor Jr' from fagbrush's homepage are just serious evolution-magnitude coincidences.

Then, ladies and gentlemen, I am the douchebag.

hmmmmm.

Good call trig, and I agree with you completely. Self-link be sent away!!

They've already gotten all the links they wanted.

It's a crappy, obviously fake article, but are you sure it's a self-link? I guess it is an odd coincidence. I'll Eek it.

Yeah, it's a self-link.

So, how exactly did moving this two days after it got posted do anything?

It got Eeked!!

*gets out the frogs and toothbrushes*

fb - once it's eeked, it no longer shows up on the front page or in archives. But, it does appear on the side bar for loggen-in members, which allows us to make fun of it forever.

However, this one doesn't have the verve of our girl Daisy_Mae's one and only post, so I suspect that it'll languish unnoticed in Eekland.

YOU NO TALK ABOUT THE FROSTY. WHY?

<ripper> i told u i was hardcore

PY: Not me! I kill them quietly and hide the bodies well. But if you send me some jelly beans, I'll wander into town and see what I can do about fb. If they're good jelly beans I'll leave the body on the wire as a warning to the others.

Let us not worry about what's his name. Here, have some red Puerto Rican Jelly beans.

Those look like excellent jelly beans! Alas, they're out of stock. Thanks for pointing me at them, though. I wasn't aware of Reimer Seeds, and they carry a hard-to-find tomato seed that I've been looking for for some time. Some dear lady in one of the seed-swap newsgroups said she was sending me some last year, but what she actually sent me was some weird red beefsteak variant. Not bad, just not an Orange Oxheart.

Good times. Just happened onto the corvette-wreck. See you at the State Fair!

...or should I say Trans Am wreck. U R in fact hardcore.

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