May 21, 2005
Bugs of the sea, matey!
Lobstery fun.
It's still Friday here, anyway.
To think... without the internet, my life would be short at least 11 lobster games.
Now, now- don't be getting your monkey nuts in a tizzy. :-)
Touche. In no way was my comment meant to disparage your post. I mereley am suprised by the number of lobster related games available out there. And it begs the question -- is this what was pictured during the birth of the www?
Not at all! I believe the original intent of the World Wide Web was to share methods for removing mattress vomit stains.
Sorry- carried away, giggling madly.
Hey, that was SERIOUS RESEARCH!
suddenly feels like Abbot from Abbot and Costello
The US military/Al Gore is shaking their collective head.
I think that fish tick should spend more time driving along the south west shore of her beloved province looking for real-life lobsters instead of looking for digital ones on the web! :-)
The US military/Al Gore is shaking their collective head.
Embarrassed because they missed the serious threat posed by lobsters and baby-vomit.
Avast ye roachy bastards!
...fish tick should spend more time driving along the south west shore of her beloved province looking for real-life lobsters instead of looking for digital ones...
Digital ones smell better, and you don't have to put up with all the squealing.
I have this sudden inexplicable urge for a seafood dinner tonight. Or maybe surf and turf
Foosh, islander - can a Western Canadian be loffin' a' mod cottle?
Maybe I'll just go out for some loofah or falfel.
Such a name-dropper, already! I assume you mean Jimmy Loffa and Jerry Falfel?
I like crab me' self. Mmmmm.....
What squealing?
Nay, not the boiling water, not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
lobsters, dinna trust them!
o lobsters stir your spindly shanks
and waken from your innocent dream!
when men say they act in love
and not from wrath
'tis love of flesh they mean
and lobster-flesh they most esteem
be filled with dread and know
they mean to plop ye soon
into a final fatal bath
'twill be farewell to healthy lobster-green
for they will boil ye till you're cooked red
and then sit droolin' over your remains
seasoned and buttered in the soup tureen
Do Lobsters Feel Pain?
(And if they can use their dirty great claws to make others feel pain while being immune to it themselves, is that fair?)
Derek and Clive discuss bum lobsters - re-enacted by chimps. Entirely NSFW.
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