May 16, 2005

What do you think your mom and dad have in common?

( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 And more questions and answers on manners of utmost importance.

  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT'S TURNING SOUR? ( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. --Craig, age 9 Oh, trust me, the thought has occurred to me.
  • kids say the darndest things.
  • What do you think your mom and dad have in common? They're divorced? Best thing that ever happened with their marriage...
  • HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 Ouch! Oh, and that kid Ricky will have a long and happy marriage.
  • Wow. In some ways I'd like to believe this is bogus, but if not ouch indeed.
  • people on the internet forward the darndest things that kids are unlikely to have actually said.