Qwert Schmarble! Normally I'd think twice about posting something like this, but since it's anything goes day around here, I present the Qwert Schmarble! (seriously, I can't believe that this hasn't been posted before, but there's no trace of it anywhere!)

From the reviews: Having been burned by cebsqa products in the past (and I have yet to receive a refund for the defective Qwert bingle), I was skeptical of all the hype surrounding the Qwert shmarble. But having just won $359.99 on a suspicious-looking scratch-off ticket, I decided to see for myself. It turned out to be ten of the most pleasantly surprising pounds I've ever received in the mail. The twenty pounds of styrofoam peanuts caused some inconvenience, but that was soon forgotten. It is a definite upgrade. I'd give the Qwert shmarble a higher rating, but found it somewhat daunting at first. Prospective buyers should keep in mind that even a Qwert bingle can be dangerous in inexperienced hands (and I have the scars to prove it).