MonkeyFilter!
MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter clone, only with more bananas and less flinging. There are some colorful personalities on the site and lots of interesting links. Check it out!
petebest is on the fritz, call in the replacement petebest!
))) for the great link!
Neat! I will check it out.
Where's petebest2 when you need him? This one seems to have been rebooted.
You sick fuck.
*head asplodes*
isn't this a double post?
methinks this is bait for a deleted post, it's been a full 12 days and 145 threads with no goodies to chew on...
ok...put one mirror on the wall in front of you, put another on the wall behind you...stand directly in the middle, look at the mirror...there is this endless kind of tunnel effect...walk towards it, step into the mirror...if you go down the tunnel you see the white light, then the tall beautiful person in white, and you're dead..
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO US!????
Methinks it has to do with the whole turd discussion just prior...No?
Eh, I saw this on Metafilter a couple years ago.
What about a short ugly Jewish guy in black, HuronBob?
admin please hope me
Yeah, the deal is, Monkeyfilter is like a cheap Metafilter. Except, they call the residents of MoFi (as it's called) "Monkeys", and sometimes "Squids", and more oddly "TentacleMonkeys"....
But, on Metafilter, they don't call their residents "Metas"... Which leads me to believe that the so-called "Monkeys" at Monkeyfilter have no relation whatsoever to the site name.
Undeclared nuts in COCK...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sniff it! Obey! Obey! etc
Shouldn't you be asleep instead of telling people what to sniff?
Uh-oh- I've recursified myself. I clicked on the link too many times, and now I can see the back of my own head.
I've got a serious jones for some nutty cock paste.
Cat-Scan.com is one of the strangest sites I've seen in some time. I have no idea how these people got their cats wedged into their scanners, or why.
So this is what happens when you finish the internets....
To understand recursion, one most understand recursion.
"Shouldn't you be asleep instead of telling people what to sniff?"
I can't sleep at night. Because the weasels come.
bet that gets sticky.
Exactly.
The Big Cock Page
On Cock brand crab meat:
"...I'm squeamish about eating invertebrates as it is, but the idea of eating crabs from a cock utterly revolts me."
Yet another fracas with some weasels.
MonkeyFilter! MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter clone, only with more bananas and less flinging. There are some colorful personalities on the site and lots of interesting links. Check it out!
I think monkeyfilter should be destroyed
Wait -- this isn't meant to make the universe collapse on itself, is it?
I think this thread may have done just that!
I've just signed up. Guess my user name...
and just who are these colorful personalities?
There was this one user called Daisy_May, she seemed kinda cool.
Now, here's serious recursion from the frumious mind of Douglas Hofstadter:
Research Projects
A self-watching cognitive architecture for analogy-making.
The Metacat project is an attempt to computationally model certain key aspects of human cognition. It has its foundations in an earlier project called Copycat, a computer model of high-level perception and analogy-making.
The central theme underlying Copycat is the idea of nondeterministic, stochastic processing distributed among a large number of small computational agents, which work on different aspects of an analogy problem simultaneously, at different speeds, thereby achieving a kind of differential parallelism. All processing occurs through the collective actions of many agents working together, without any higher-level, executive process directing the overall course of events. Thus, Copycat lies firmly within the paradigm of emergent computation. At the same time, however, it incorporates many ideas from the more traditional paradigm of symbolic AI, inhabiting a kind of middle ground between these two opposites.
Current research is concerned with extending the model in a way that will allow it to create much richer representations of the analogies it makes. This involves the idea of 'self-watching' -- the ability to perceive and remember patterns that occur in its own processing as it solves analogy problems. Based on this ability, Metacat will be able to understand and explain its answers in a way that Copycat cannot, and will eventually be able to perceive analogies between analogies.
quonsar, that link don't work no more. I know, I tried it last year. And the year before.
/has no life
Recursion? That's not recursion!
That's recursion.
Reuven: OUCH!!!
MonkeyFilter! MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter clone, only with more bananas and less flinging. There are some colorful personalities on the site and lots of interesting links. Check it out!
posted by petebest at 06:03PM UTC [trackback] (59 comments total)
MonkeyFilter! MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter clone, only with more bananas and less flinging. There are some colorful personalities on the site and lots of interesting links. Check it out!
posted by petebest at 06:03PM UTC [trackback] (60 comments total)
posted by f8xmulder at 09:12PM UTC on May 12, 2005
...and so on...
Don't you know that this kind of postmodern monkeying around is traitorous? It leads to moral relativism and moral recursion and ultimately to a heroin overdose, I think.
It's my wife, and it's my life.
Brain cramp! Brain cramp!
Owowowowowowowowowowowow!
What the hell is going on here?
uh oh
posted by petebest2 at 09:16PM UTC on May 12, 2005
I think we just reached the singularity.
Damn. Take a little break from the interweb and Monkeyfilter goes mad!
Is it the monkey birthday or something? What the hell did I miss?
Is it the monkey birthday or something?
You just reminded me to check: eight days ago was my monkey birthday!
Now send me whiskey.
Hey petebest2, petebest definitely needs some sorting out.
Did you use an old backup or something?
huh?!?!? i don't get it, or i just got hit in the head with a banana...
In Soviet Huh, you get hit on the banana with a head.
There some colorful personalities only with more bananas a Metafilter is and lots of inter clone, a Metafiltere are are are and less flinks. Check it out! MonkeyFilter! MonkeyFilter is and lots only with more site and lots of inter! MonkeyFilter! MonkeyFilter! MonkeyFilter is and less flinks. Check it out! MonkeyFiltere on the site are bananas and lots of inter clone, only with more site and lots only with more some! Colorful personalities!
In Soviet Russia, the Filter Monkeys you!
You know what this thread needs?
MORE TAGLINES!!!MonkeyFilter: The theological implications are staggering.
MonkeyFilter: Colorful personalities!
MonkeyFilter: In Soviet Russia, the resin blames you!
MonkeyFilter: Monkeyfilter: Expanding waistlines since November 28, 2003.
MonkeyFilter: Did you use an old backup or something?
MonkeyFilter: Now send me whiskey.
MonkeyFilter: Take a little break from the interweb and Monkeyfilter goes mad!
MonkeyFilter: I think we just reached the singularity.
MonkeyFilter: uh oh
MonkeyFilter: Brain cramp! Brain cramp!
MonkeyFilter: It leads to moral relativism and moral recursion and ultimately to a heroin overdose, I think.
MonkeyFilter: ...and so on...
MonkeyFilter: That's recursion.
MonkeyFilter: I tried it last year. And the year before.
MonkeyFilter: A self-watching cognitive architecture for analogy-making
MonkeyFilter: Malkovich malkovich malkovich.
MonkeyFilter: The terrorist monkeys have won.
MonkeyFilter: Good times, good times...
MonkeyFilter: If I had an anus, petebest, you'd be in trouble.
MonkeyFilter: There was this one user called Daisy_May, she seemed kinda cool.
MonkeyFilter: this isn't meant to make the universe collapse on itself, is it?
MonkeyFilter: Yet another fracas with some weasels.
MonkeyFilter: The Big Cock Page
MonkeyFilter: To understand recursion, one most understand recursion.
MonkeyFilter: So this is what happens when you finish the internets....
MonkeyFilter: I have no idea how these people got their cats wedged into their scanners, or why.
MonkeyFilter: I've got a serious jones for some nutty cock paste.
MonkeyFilter: I clicked on the link too many times, and now I can see the back of my own head.
MonkeyFilter: Shouldn't you be asleep instead of telling people what to sniff?
MonkeyFilter: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.
MonkeyFilter: Poke him with a stick!
MonkeyFilter: Monkeyfilter: Monkeyfilter.
MonkeyFilter: Eh, I saw this on Metafilter a couple years ago.
MonkeyFilter: if you go down the tunnel you see the white light, then the tall beautiful person in white, and you're dead..
MonkeyFilter: *head asplodes*
MonkeyFilter: You sick fuck.
MonkeyFilter: call in the replacement petebest!
MonkeyFilter: Check it out!
MonkeyFilter: MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter clone, only with more bananas and less flinging.
MonkeyFilter: In Soviet Russia, the Filter Monkeys you!
MonkeyFilter: MonkeyFilter: The theological implications are staggering.
MonkeyFilter: MonkeyFilter: Colorful personalities!
(*this just out *)
Speaking of recursion, somebody at MetaFilter just FPP'd Tofuhut.
HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS THREAD?!?!?!?
Ctrl-Alt-Del x 2?
Help! Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
More flinging! Tastes great!
Excuse me, is this metafilter? My ticket says monkeyfilter, but the cab driver stopped here.
WOW, Wendell, you DA MAN
I personally take of my hat socks to bow to you.
Oh, and admin, I want a pony
HAPPY TROUSERS DANCE!
I am outraged that you would link to such filth petebest, outraged I tell you!
Bananas, monkeys, cockpunch, sick fucks....what is the world coming to!
This comment is the official 100th comment for this thread.
You may now carry on with the usual poo flinging.
We don't fling poo, we fling bananas, you stupid fucking bloody fuck.
*flings poo at Hawthorne Wingo*
I'll assume that multipete went Sybil on us....or is just supremely bored.
Well, we've heard from petebest and petebest2 but not a word from pete_best. hmmm.
Do you ever find that when you've been sitting for a while, your butt gets itchy? It's really annoying. And I mean, you can't just scratch your butt in public. You have to wiggle around, in your chair. Like, you have to butt hump the chair. Because your butt is itchy. Life is such a pain. Fuck.
I don't fling poo, but my blogging software pings floo. [is this joke too inside?]
I'm scared dave...I'm scared.
will it hurt, dave?
daisy (may), daisy (may), give me your answer, do.....
I will not take part in this nonsense.
This thread is what I thought the LSD thread would be, but wasn't...
Would it help if I admitted I'm more confused than I was before I clicked on this thread?
a man, a plan, a canal, panama!
wait...
So this monkeyfilter, it vibrates?
I, for one, welcome our simian strap-on cephalopod overlords.
best repetes himself again, I see.
What the hell went on here?! And why is there a bra in the microwave?
London calling MetaMonkeyFilter a fecund list that's all wet. At least Nick Cannon is hilarious.
When the sidebar starts to make sense, you know the cephalopods have taken over.
I have a nice thing right here...
Hey, where did it go?
a man, a plan, a canal, panama!
Dang it Mufpub, can't you get that one right?
MonkeyFilter: In Soviet Russia, the Filter Monkeys you!
MonkeyFilter: HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS THREAD?!?!?!?
MonkeyFilter: My ticket says monkeyfilter, but the cab driver stopped here.
MonkeyFilter: It's a man, a plan, a canal, PAJAMAS!
MonkeyFilter: More flinging! Tastes great!
MonkeyFilter: HAPPY TROUSERS DANCE
MonkeyFilter: Bananas, monkeys, cockpunch, sick fucks....what is the world coming to!
MonkeyFilter: Do you ever find that when you've been sitting for a while, your butt gets itchy?
MonkeyFilter: So this MonkeyFilter, it vibrates?
MonkeyFilter: You may now carry on with the usual poo flinging.
MonkeyFilter: We don't fling poo, we fling bananas, you stupid fucking bloody fuck.
MonkeyFilter: I, for one, welcome our simian strap-on cephalopod overlords.
MonkeyFilter: What the hell went on here?! And why is there a bra in the microwave?
MonkeyFilter: has imploded.
MonkeyFilter: What the hell went on here?! And why is there a bra in the microwave?
MonkeyFilter: Well...That was dumb.
Please pass the cookies and the cockpunch.
No, not the Oreos. I want the home-made oatmeal with the green flakes in them.
You people are crazy.
Is the internet mended yet?
This is just soooooo Meta.
a man, a plan, a canal, panama!Dang it Mufpub, can't you get that one right?
What I MEANT was that should read
a man, a plan, a canal, pajamas!
I don't even like cheese.
... unless it's ripened under the refrigerator.
preferably in a trap
But does MoFi have its own Myspace, like MeFi does? (NSFW)
Another argument for vegetarianism!
/adds kudos
I wish I hadn't clicked.
Guess who's back in the mutherfuckin' house.
MonkeyFilter: I don't even like cheese.
Pah! A nice tagline, but what a paltry selection to have to grub from.
Whattsa matta wid youz?
never feed me chicken again!
though I feel compassion for the hen
I fear the chicken has been sullied
by the fowl deeds of horny men
Back to the front page
Dang it Mufpub, can't you get that one right?What I MEANT was that should read a man, a plan, a canal, pajamas!