April 14, 2005

• WE LOVE YOU GUYS!!
• Yeah, good work and congratulations and whatever for everyone involved. Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
• If I ever come out to LA, I am going to find you and kiss you on the mouth.
• woohoo! sorry I can't help--it's a hell of a commute for a weeknight of package stuffing (about a 24 hour drive). I do promise to wait expectantly by the mailbox and cheer for your efforts!
• You guys are wonderful for doing this.
• yeah, i'm in.....
• *does Happy Dance* Hugs and kisses to all hardworking LA monkeys! XXOOXXOO
• Are they kickass? Will the women want me now?
• *joins neddy in the Happy Dance* You guys are the bestest! Thank yoooou!
• Yay!!! Finally I'll have something clean to wear to work! Thanks LA Monkeys!!
• No drinking on the job, we need the postal service to be able to read the addresses!
• Space Kitty worked her microsoft word magic and pre-printed labels from your groovie spreadsheet Tracy. It really shouldn't take very long to do it if we all work together. And I can't promise anything, but if I get liquored-up enough, I might just shave something else on video.
• And I can't promise anything, but if I get liquored-up enough, I might just shave something else on video. Sexyrobot?
• Yay! *shimmies to the left* *boogies to the right*
• Yay! *shimmies to the left* *boogies to the right*
• Whoops. Dagnabbit. Well, what's an extra shimmy when it comes down to it?
• Thanks to all the monkeys who put this t-shirt party to gether. :)
• Well, dng that all depends on how liquored up sexyrobot gets.
• Heee! Of course I'm there - video shaving or no. :D
• And I can't promise anything, but if I get liquored-up enough, I might just shave something else on video. Heee! Of course I'm there - video shaving or no. :D Oh, this won't end well...
• Dammit! I wish I could be on the west coast, I'm so good at envelope stuffing! Got my technique down and everything. *open, stuff, lick, open, stuff, lick*
• *wraps package*
• oh, dammit i'll never learn....
• Can ya slip a big sticky motherfuckin bud of cannabis into mine?
• I'll take one of those as well
• Excuse me boys, but the title of this post is "The T shirts are ready to ship," not "We have five thousand pounds of pot in squidranch's garage." PuhLEASE. fuck it. third?
• Of *course* there isn't five thousand pounds of pot in squidranch's garage. Now that he's done packing Nostril's shirt, there's not.
• No pot thanks, just send Space Kitty... but don't forget to poke little air holes, it's a long trip /blush
• Hmmmm... Unless you wishfull monkeys have included substantially more bank for bud or first class tickets (that's right, Ms. Kitty requires first class all the way) you will make due with your t shirts.
• I've read the word t-shirt so many times that it now looks like t-shits.
• please, don't send me any feces.
• make dew where the sea is sometimes blue and mellow folk can practice their smog-fu
• Hee!
• I can help and bring a couple of scissors, packing/shipping tape rolls, if that kind of stuff is needed (or just bring my two hands if it's not). I guess I will email the head squid for details closer to whatever date you decide on.
• I can maybe help next week--it depends on the day. Wednesday and Thursday are both out for me. Can you maybe send out an e-mail when the details are set?
• COULD I PLEASE GET A SHOUTOUT NEXT TIME?
• PUT A FUCKING STICKY ON YOUR OSX ULTRA DESKTOP
• You fucking beauties! Would love to help, but live about four thousand miles away. Shout out, please...
• ActuallySettle: COULD I PLEASE GET A SHOUTOUT NEXT TIME? DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SEE THE LAST ONE?
• PUT A FUCKING STICKY ON YOUR OSX ULTRA DESKTOP WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?
• Doris would not approve.
• I wish I were in CA, if only because a) it's warmer and b) t-shirt party! Ah well. Best wishes from beautiful (um, yeah...) Ohio!
• Doris seemed to want more structure here -- perhaps she will come back and be more relaxed, having had her illusions shattered by monkey spontaneity.
• t-shirt backwards is trihst ... thanks, monkeys.
• Thank you so very much, you magnificent bastards! Now to travel back in time to find a t-shirt lettering place so I can get 'Capt. Renault' on the back...
• No need to ship Jim or my t-shirts. Space Kitty can deliver them in person in two weeks. Whee!
• Kimberly, I've been trying to find a thread to say congrats to you both! The long-awaited day is almost here!
• Much thanks to tracicle and anti-pope squidranch for their tireless efforts!
• No need to ship Jim or my t-shirts. Space Kitty can deliver them in person in two weeks. Whee! YEAH, I CAN!!
• Hey Nuncky, you want that I should pee in your shirt?
• OK, ok ... "potential pope" squidranch. WHATEVER. The conclave has begun, buddy! May the best pope win!
• This makes me happy. I've been spending my time brooding in a dark cave-like room staring at rodent brains under a microscope and will likely be doing so for the next few weeks at least as I desperately try to finish my thesis on time. So anything like a nice t-shit I mean t-shirt (damn you tracicle, I can't see the R any more!!!) to make my day better is a nice break from the tedium. squidranch: would that make quidnunc's into a pee-shirt?
• The UPS guy just dropped them off. They look teh sweet. I'm gonna wear one down to Baja and post the very first mofi shirt photos next week. Perhaps we can start a tradition of wearing your mofi shirt for photos at cool locations (mountain tops, the grand canyon, etc...) or while on vacation.
• *SQUEEE*!!!!
• *throws water on Space Kitty*
• SQUEE?
• It's teh fan-girl syndrome!
• Holler to your goofyfoot when details are set, squidranch.
• Well, it looks like the baja trip is off. I'm feeling just this side of barfing and Mexico is no fun when you have food poisoning. So I'll be here this weekend. If you all want, why don't we set something up for either this weekend, or say Wednesday next week.
• BTW, I'm wearing my shirt now.
• BTW, I'm wearing my shirt now. *seethes* It's official as of a few minutes ago: I'm moving out of my house (to couchsurf with friends until the CA move) sometime in the next couple of weeks. Therefore, shipping it here is not a good idea, since I may not get it. If one of the LA monkeys (I'm thinking Space Kitty, but it could really be anyone) could hold onto the shirt for me, that would be perfect... I'll get it when I'm out there mid-June.
• See
• Excellent.
• The banana's bigger than I thought it would be. The design and shirt look very nice.
• The banana's bigger than I thought it would be. PY, I hear that alot.
• Squidranch: Sweet! Also, if you haven't yet, try looking for charcoal pills or capsules(may be called activated charcoal, or activated carbon, any brand will do). They are really effective for food poisoning, and it's almost impossible to overdose on it, since it really is just charcoal (a bit of medical info on it).
• The folds in the shirt make the end of it look like a glans penis. This could make the wearing of the shirt create some discussion doon at t' pub. It also does not appear to be brown.
• You lucky bastard.
• Quite the complainer, eh At Swim Two Birds? The shirt is mocha. Kind like a dark coffee with bit of milk in it. And regarding the glans penis reference, it is a banana.
• Those who would eat soldiers ought not to be too particular about banana appearances.
• Umm, yeah... are we gonna get pictures two weeks after we get our shirts with yous guys rubbing your butts on them?
• "Quite the complainer, eh At Swim Two Birds?" I was not actually complaining... I rather thought it a design plus.
• kimdog, you freak!!! Giving me ideas. With this mocha brown it would be easy to hide brown stains. quidnunc kid might get his with a little extra something. I keed, I keed.
• squidranch with tummy trouble and kimdog making butt jokes do not a good combination make. I'm throwing the thing in the wash by itself once I get it. If I feel adventurous, I might even take it out of the envelope first.
• *ponders lucrative, rewarding career as MoFi T-shirt courier...*
• Reminds me of a David Sedaris story about brown towels and the phantom shitter.
• Don't worry monkeys. The t shirts will be sans poopstains or any other bodily fluids, even quidnunc's. I would recommend a wash before you put it on to get the sizing (a starch they put on new clothing) out of it and to make it nice and fluffy soft, though.
• It's sooooo pretty... I can't wait!
• and here i was worried you were going to abscond to mexico with the money and/or tshirts.
• At Swim Two Birds is right about the penis. When that picture was loading, my browser froze at this exact point. And I got The Fear.
• Yikes! Great yeller knanner knobs in the marnin'!
• Have any of y'all ever tried to say "squidranch quidnunc" five times fast?
• Well, bananas are very sexual. I advise Tracicle to patent a device that looks like a banana that can plug into USB ports and that functions as a sexual stimulation device. I believe this will make a lot of money, and is an inevitable invention. It is inevitable, I tell you.
• ermmm. .. ok, that's my last contribution to the thread. Since it's all been down hill anyway.
• But can they be bought in bulk, and have the mofi graphics painted on?
• i want fish tick to deliver mine personally. and wearing a nurse's outfit, preferably.
• Nonsense- you'd look silly in a nurse's outfit, laddie.
• Cybersex has been headed that way for some time. It would come as no surprise to me if there was already a USB dildo out there somewhere. That banana one is disturbingly yellow, though.
• Well, with the weekend about halfway over, maybe sometime during the week would be better.
• Wednesday night seems like it will work for Space Kitty and sexyrobot. I'm pretty sure I'll be ok by then, although I still feel queasy and weak as hell. If anyone else can make it, we should have some fun while stuffing the envelopes.
• I think I can make it. Sorry about your stomach troubles. I'll email you soon.
• *ponders lucrative, rewarding career as MoFi T-shirt courier...* posted by Space Kitty at 12:25AM UTC on April 16, 2005 Oh, I'd faint making it all the easier to clean out my wallet
• fish tick didn't deliver mine. and i was waiting, nurse's outfit and all. good thing they were still awesome.
• the pix are making me unreasonably happy - send more, send more!
• I'll be pissed off if mine has chocolate on it.