February 01, 2004

• I dunno. Do you think there's enough monkey in that post?
• "Shut up and kiss me, Monkeytron!"
• I think this proves once and for all, uh, something.
• I am mightier, though.
• Pish and tosh.
• I can beat dng.
• I can beat jb. Although it probably goes against all anonymous internet etiquette to use my full real name. But I'm still a Brain Eating Killer Monkey, and, dammit, but that sounds good.
• If I didn't use my full legal name, the results would be, well, sad.
• Blaise and my real name are, er, equally mighty. But I have more tripe. 'flashboy' loses quite pathetically - in a similar manner to the 'create your own lord of the rings names' thingy a while back, where my real name results were way cooler than my oh-so-anonymous-internet-name results. i suspect my parents knew what they were doing.
• However, when I am in my monster form, I can even destroy God.
• GOD is a Giant Moth that spins Vast Webs, is Covered with a Thick Slime, has four Extra Limbs and a Long Neck, and eats Metal. God's even better than I thought.
• I'm a fairly satirical monster, but sometimes I think I'm my own worst enemy... On this, I will not comment.
• I am a badass monkey. I am a badass monster. Hence: I am a badass. May I have my warm milk now?
• so... fork, you eat nuclear waste, huh? I have a business proposition for you...
• does it involve the Olsen twins and some New Jersey lakefront property?
• Err... no. It involves processing some nuclear plant's "leftovers" from monday to friday and fighting out Pulgasari on weekends. Would you accept for a nice villa next to the Korean Sea and a dinner-date with an illustrious individual (with, hmm, ahem... some posible sexual implications)?
• Ban dng. or would that be Ben dng the rules?
• I don't know; maybe we just need more bon dng.