February 01, 2004
Monkey Fight. Monkey Battle. Monkey Puncher. Another Monkey Fight. Monkey Fighter. Monkey Pirate vs Monkey Ninja. Monkey and Monkeytron vs A Dinosaur. The End of Monkey Fight.
I dunno. Do you think there's enough monkey in that post?
"Shut up and kiss me, Monkeytron!"
I can beat jb.
Although it probably goes against all anonymous internet etiquette to use my full real name. But I'm still a Brain Eating Killer Monkey, and, dammit, but that sounds good.
If I didn't use my full legal name, the results would be, well, sad.
Blaise and my real name are, er, equally mighty. But I have more tripe.
'flashboy' loses quite pathetically - in a similar manner to the 'create your own lord of the rings names' thingy a while back, where my real name results were way cooler than my oh-so-anonymous-internet-name results. i suspect my parents knew what they were doing.
However, when I am in my monster form, I can even destroy God.
GOD is a Giant Moth that spins Vast Webs, is Covered with a Thick Slime, has four Extra Limbs and a Long Neck, and eats Metal.
God's even better than I thought.
I'm a fairly satirical monster, but sometimes I think I'm my own worst enemy...
On this, I will not comment.
I am a badass monkey.
I am a badass monster.
Hence: I am a badass.
May I have my warm milk now?
so... fork, you eat nuclear waste, huh? I have a business proposition for you...
does it involve the Olsen twins and some New Jersey lakefront property?
Err... no. It involves processing some nuclear plant's "leftovers" from monday to friday and fighting out Pulgasari on weekends. Would you accept for a nice villa next to the Korean Sea and a dinner-date with an illustrious individual (with, hmm, ahem... some posible sexual implications)?
Ban dng.
or would that be Ben dng the rules?
I don't know; maybe we just need more bon dng.
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