January 31, 2004
STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS
"Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control."
Further exploration may also lead to Drawings of Aliens by the Children the Aliens Abduct.
Thank you for the reminder that I need to keep a baseball bat within reach at all times.
And tinfoil; don't forget the tinfoil...
Wear the helmut as much as you can, especially during times that you feel you are usually abducted.
Definitely, banana time again!
Is my doctor an alien?
Yes. Yes he is.
From: al1enabduct0rz2000@hotmail.com
To: hsap@monkeyfilter.com
Subject: you are so abducted
We are takin' you. Get ready!
Love,
The Grays
If that doesn't work, call them on the Ouija.
Candidate Kucinich, if elected, will protect America from orbital mind control lasers, thus rendering such anti-psychotronic wards unnecessary.
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