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January 30, 2004

So, you've got yourself a Cockmonkey - now what? Congratulations! You've chosen a pet that will give you years of fun and pleasure if properly cared for and maintained. Good for you!

My apologies if someone posted this already. I did a search and didn't find anything. Happy Friday!

posted by Kimberly at 09:40PM UTC [trackback] (12 comments total)

Kimberly, you evil little ass-biting Cockmonkey!!

actually any URL beginning with "goatblower" is definitely friday-worthy - nice find ;)

posted by Anonymous at 09:48PM UTC on January 30, 2004

Best goatblower. URL microphallus. Ever cockmonkey.

P.S. Parent site NSFW.

posted by goetter at 09:52PM UTC on January 30, 2004

But but
does it just sit there on the top or does it move rythmically up and down?

posted by marx at 09:52PM UTC on January 30, 2004

and of course we all know what cock monkeys drink...

posted by SideDish at 10:06PM UTC on January 30, 2004

Ummm, does one need a "cock" to fully understand this "monkey"?

posted by Anonymous at 10:24PM UTC on January 30, 2004

boxing cock monkey?

posted by forksclovetofu at 11:01PM UTC on January 30, 2004

P.S. Parent site NSFW.

Whoa!

posted by homunculus at 12:36AM UTC on January 31, 2004

I just...

Wow. Just.... yeah. Best URL Evah!

posted by Space Kitty at 01:17AM UTC on January 31, 2004

And. To. Think. I. Thought. You. Were. A. Nice. Person...

:-)

MonkeyFilter: does one need a "cock" to fully understand this?

posted by flashboy at 03:36AM UTC on January 31, 2004

Cock punch.

posted by homunculus at 02:48AM UTC on July 20, 2004

Hmmmm, is this link FUBARed?

posted by BlueHorse at 06:18PM UTC on July 20, 2004

Darn! It now redirects to some porn site. Oh well, here's the cache. Bye bye cockmonkey.

posted by homunculus at 08:05PM UTC on July 20, 2004

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