March 18, 2005
Got any nautical jokes for the All-Volunteer Yacht Club?
Anything with seamen / Master Bates / Roger the cabin boy in the punchline will do...
The first one was the best. "Good trade, sir!"
... nautical jokes ...
/rudder not go there
/lest I ketch something
beeswacky needs to sea kelp.
Nautical, but nice...
Or just a lot of naval gazing...
I'll let them off with a stern warning...
Yes, I'm floundering...
Wendell, I hear you're quite a ketch.
Oh bees beat me to it...
What the hull!?!
Buoy, you guys keel me.
Water you talkin' about?
I mean, if I mast a question, I give an answer. (Sorry, can't help it!)
What a lot of dumb ships...
...and one-liners.
You're all dinghy.
You know what yacht to do?
You guys are just trolling. You're way out of your league! This thread's an unfathomable mess.
And speaking of hull, where's bernockle? He's always a little dinghy.
dammit wendell!
OK, cage match. That nasty Leeward Churchill is a joke. Plus, he drinks port.
The Academy Awards starboard didn't award Spongebob anything.
... And I'll just sit tight tiller ship comes in. (So sorry; am totally addicted to this.)
Canoe understand?
Knot really.
Yawl are crazy.
♫ "I'll be mizzen you.."♫
There's a bar near my house called the "NE Yacht Club".
On the outside, other than the name, there is no hint of a nautical theme. Aside from the Mississippi River, which last I checked is not at all good for yachting, there are no major bodies of water within miles.
On the inside, there is also no hint of a nautical theme. There are no pictures of yachts, or yacht owners, or schooners, or any other kind of boat. I am not even sure if anyone drinks there who owns a boat. The pinball machine is not boat-themed. There is a pool table, which I suppose has suggestion of water, but only due to the name "pool".
That is all.
Aweigh with ye!
These are some avast jokes.
To save yourselves some time, you may want to check out the lyrics of this Dr. Demento classic by Kip Addotta: Wet Dream.
Q: whats long, hard, and full of semen?
A: a submarine
I am proposing a naughty-tcal themed party. I have long dreamed of a weiner roast in my hood. But now I propose a full-on hothdog party to be sponsored by me. I will even make js. who wants to be a meanie. I'm very temped by this. Any one think an impromtu wienie roast is fun? Should I go with it?
ATTENTION: the above was totally an error. Just ignore. Thanks.
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