January 29, 2004
The Scary Guy: The New Face of Love
The next step in the "Scared Straight" program yields mixed results.
Wow. That's... that's... er.
A powerful new force for love, harmony and trademarking an astonishing number of everyday phrases. I was also pleased to note that he's in favour of the elimination of death. Myself, I kinda liked the old face of love. But then, the old face of love's got a girlfriend now and is blissfully happy, while I'm talking on the internet at two in the morning, so maybe I need to go tattoo my resume on my face and start scaring the love into people...
"The Scary Guy™ contends that prejudice of any ilk undermines
the very strength of our constitutionally promised right to life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness by all citizens regardless
of race, religion, or country of origin."
Not big on his history this scary man. Or was he speaking of the Declaration of Independence. What I lack in moral complacency and bad-assness I make up for in nit picking and pedantic diatribes.
have i mentioned i have a tattoo?
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