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February 28, 2005

Let go of that monkey meat Two new retroviruses found to have jumped from primates to humans, due to simian meat comsumption.

posted by Flagpole at 08:00PM UTC [trackback] (9 comments total)

This thread discussed the topic.

posted by beeswacky at 10:59PM UTC on February 28, 2005

I don't care how hungry you are, don't eat monkeys.

posted by oklo at 05:33AM UTC on March 01, 2005

Eek. Rereading my comment above, realize I left out
'also' after 'This thread',,,.

Didn't mean to be abrupt -- sorry, Flagpole.

posted by beeswacky at 07:29AM UTC on March 01, 2005

And, to be included in that statement oklo, "no matter how horny you are don`t fuck the monkeys"

posted by retank at 08:38AM UTC on March 01, 2005

Ahhhhhhh...monkeys...so tasty, but so fast. There is no God.

posted by moneyjane at 08:44AM UTC on March 01, 2005

Don't fuck the people who have been eating the monkeys.

posted by rodgerd at 09:29AM UTC on March 01, 2005

...And don't eat the people who've been fucking the monkeys.

(This is why xenotransplantation is a bad thing. We already get enough virii hopping from other critters to us without inviting them in on purpose.)

posted by caution live frogs at 05:53PM UTC on March 01, 2005

And don't monkey around with the people who have been f*ucking around with what you eat

posted by BlueHorse at 06:35PM UTC on March 01, 2005

BlueHorse wins! As always.

posted by path at 02:12AM UTC on March 02, 2005

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