February 26, 2005

A Lawsuit Has been filed against the president of the Gorilla Foundation alleging that she demanded the female workers to show their breasts to Koko.

You just Can't make this stuff up.

posted by Bobsled 19 years ago
  • I just wanted to see some tit. I get so fucking bored. Stuck up bitches.
  • *wipes tea and spit from keyboard*
  • I just want to point out that the workers did not initially file the lawsuit until Koko signed for a lap dance.
  • So they lock Koko up, subject her to a life of captivity and being subjected to research, she asks to see a little mammary and now she's in the wrong? Oh the simanity!
  • according to the lawsuit, which adds: "Patterson pressured plaintiffs to perform such acts ...' "For the attorney for plaintiffs to manipulate a purported employment issue and miscast it purely for publicity purposes is particularly hurtful ..." I can imagine the hearing: Plaintiff's Counsel: "The plaintiffs were plainly pressured into a peepshow for a prurient primate!" Defense Counsel: "Poppycock! These priggish unprincipled perjurers wish to profit from this perverted ploy!
  • Koko <signing>Present paps please.</signing>
  • I didn't realise there was sign for, "Dance for Koko bitches! Shake your moneymaker!"
  • If they just gave her HBO in the first place, this entire mess could have been avoided.
  • I didn't realise there was sign for, "Dance for Koko bitches! Shake your moneymaker!" It's quite complex. It involves a fruit juicer and a current issue of Field & Stream.
  • It seems that a third woman is filing suit over this.
  • They're just mean people trying to extort money from me. It's not wrong to want to see an employee's nipples. Leave me alone. *goes to dangle baby off balcony and kick old woman out of hospital bed*
  • Wow i didn't know Kato Kaelin was involved in that one too!