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February 11, 2005

We have scientifically documented that being in the presence of the energy of a Painting That Heals™ is what actually alters & heals the viewer's physical & energetic body. Paintings That Heal™ are created to address individual and environmental healing needs.

"Brent first discovered the powerful phenomenon of Paintings That Heal™ during commissioned work in March 2004, creating Irritable Bowel Syndrome"

How apt...

...aaaand star wipe.

the whole site is pretty amusing...

The Healing Energy Brent channels physically repairs, regenerates and restores cellular tissue, organs, bone and nerves. It removes pain as well as repairs and physically recalibrates electromagnetic neurological and neuromuscular disorders. The Healing Energy also has been known to raises oxygen levels, stops bleeding and helps in blood disorders.

well.

"Covered wagon, medicine show..."

Paintings That Suck™

I wonder what "scientifically documented" means to them.

If these paintings are so damned powerful, why can't they heal that nasty frightwig that Ms. Atwater is sporting on the first page?

This snake oil is guaranteed to effectively eliminate all of your symptoms and is now 100% snake-free, to comply with anti-cruelty laws.

I wonder what "scientifically documented" means to them.

Documented, that is, written, using science, that is, a typewriter, or The Internet. Look at all those ones and zeros! The Internet is FULL of science.

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