January 26, 2004

• Mad Love+Mad Cow=The Perfect Site. Great Job, Diz!
• Pomo Irony in a Consumerist Proto Naomi Wolf Matrix! The French will Love Theees! You Changed my fricken' life, El Dizzle-Dinger!
• You ARE the Net, Man. Just BE the Net. Peace.
• I'll never see a video more beatiful than that. *Stabs eyes with skewers* Well, that was a bad idea. Who's up for some Blind man's Bluff?
• I don't get it. You're giving yourself props for your own post just minutes after you posted it? That clip works nicely in conjunction with the sexual politics of meat slideshow.
• ... the sexual politics of meat. Is it me, or do link tags act screwy sometimes in this place?
• BEST>POST>THIS MONTH>
• Has Dizzy's account been "borrowed"? Find out next time on Monkey Filter the Legend Continues.
• DZ-- TeleMundo on line 2--something about a new sitcom called "El Gran Postero Del Millenio"....
• Dizzy? Ultimate Eternal Life Force calling. No. Really. Uh, just wanted to say I'm a big fan--- that "Girls and Meat" thing, well, that was just Super! And call your Mother.
• This is Harold Bloom. I used to be a big fan of Bocaccio's "Decameron", but he couldn't post to save his life. You rock. And Shakespeare really WAS Francis Bacon. He was a so-so poster. (Lots of doubles, if memory serves...) But You Are The Man.
• you're makin' me... dizzy...
• Dizzy's account has indeed been borrowed by "Drunky"
• Nonsense, boys! I'm as sober as a Judge! Just felt like banking the fires of my self-esteem on a cold and snowy Baltimore night... I've been polishing my Academy Award acceptance speech, too.. If I don't pat myself on the back, then who will...?
• That video totally freaked me out. Clam out Diz. Or I'll release the Jim Loy to feast on your meat, boy. BTW. No more Poptarts for you today.
• Clam -> Calm.
• I like Clam out, better. That sounds good.
• Beware the Baltimore Clam Punch on a snowy winters eve.
• Keep Clam [troping]
• Clam to me, my melancholy baby... Clam, clam, clam and make eyes at me, Down at the old Bull and Bush...
• Z- You were just kidding about "No more PopTarts for today", right? RIGHT?
• I am confused by everything I have seen since I came here. GIS result for "clam out". SFW, in case you were wondering. Unless you work as a clam, perhaps. Diz, love, if you're going through a difficult time, you do know that we're always here for you, yes? (Except me, obviously. I'm off to the pub. So I'm not technically here for you. But I'm sure somebody else will be here. Somewhere. Probably arguing about John Rhys-Davies. Or something. Hmmm. Sorry, what's going on?)
• Thanks, Flashboy. With friends like you, who needs WMD?
• I'm really quite scared. But I like meat.
• Tell us about the meat, Blaise!
• AAAHHHHH!!! Zee Goggles! Zey do nothink!! Nothink!!!
• sadly, not the first time my companionship skills, empathy, or other social faculties have been compared to (say) anthrax. hey ho. you'll notice, however, that i still haven't made it to the pub... is that a good thing, or a bad thing? and why has nobody rung me yet to ask why i'm not there? are friends electric? oh, and i liked the link. finally got it working after several hours of dial-up flappiness. yes, blaise. tell us about the meat. MonkeyFilter: sorry, we're in a bit of a funny mood today.
• I love everything about this thread.
• (Someone please get Blaise to tell us about the meat...?)
• The meat is... The meat... meat is... *runs from the stage, crying*
• I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of what I have provoked. But I'm still laughing my ass out. I guess no PopTarts for me... Here Dizzy, take mine, and some clams too. Poor little clams! Snap! Snap! Snap!
• poor little fella. i love you man!
• Look what you have done! You made BB Finnegan cry! Don't you take the boy fellings about meat so lightly. Not after all that he passed through his short and innocent life... You... you don't know nothing about meat... bastars...
• Meat Crimes /saved from original link by inability to do QT
• Potato Salad
• BAD BOO!!! Bad!!!! This is s'posed to be a NON-CARB THREAD!!!! Now my ankles are puffy. Thanks.
• mofi: atkins compliant since 2003 meat is...
• no relish?
• GASTROINTESTINAL PARASITE MANAGEMENT OF MEAT GOATS Worms of Mass Destruction. "...can, and in some circumstances do, cause substantial losses to goat owners." "Baa say local sheep owners" News at 11:00
• Goatworld? Goatworld? OK. Goatworld. "Up to the Minute Goat News" "Some of the Finest Goats in the World" "promote the goat"
• This was a sort of classic in its own sick and egocentric manner.