January 31, 2005

The Quff offers a sense of fashion and attitude to the consumer, turning an ordinary cup, can or water bottle into an extraordinary one.
  • Fejl 403 Forbidden. Du har ikke adgang til denne mappe. wow. a forbidden foreign extraordinary cup!
  • No cup for you!!
  • Aha - the sense of mystery only adds to its allure. Try here.
  • GOOD GOD.
  • I knew you'd like it...
  • It's that crappy 'let's spell it funny and we have a brand' school of marketing that's particularly disheartening.
  • The Quff, Or, Yet Another Reason Terrorists Hate Us.
  • I read that as "The Quaff", which made me think of The Quaffer.
  • I give you the koozie.
  • And a hairy, feathery banana for kitfisto and the cup you dare not quaff from!
  • bees, I think it's a cup I dare only quaff from. It's probably be the only way I can drink without the cup touching my lips.
  • meredithea, if actress swoosie kurtz had one it would be swoosie's koozie. heh.
  • To quaff from a hairy cup -- ah, yes, if ye've a collie pup.
  • "Quff" looks like a dirty word (and sounds like it, if you pronounce it "kwuff"). So does "Swoosie's koozie." Maybe "quff" could finally be the one uncontroversial nickname for female anatomy? I so move.
  • i second that! grand idea. "she has a lovely quff, i've heard."
  • Would that replace the venerated quim? (Y'know, in my day, these were sold at gas stations. Oh, wait, they still are. A pox on anyone who buys one of these shitty bits of landfill fodder.)
  • It's a sin that the folks at Koozie never asked Swoosie to be their spokesmodel. A sin, I tell you!
  • But wait. Coozies (I think that K is just a marketing gimmick, bah) have long been known in some parts of the South (the Carolinas) as a good way to keep your beer cold and advertise the local bank at the same time. In other parts of the South, however, Roanoke in particular, where a friend of mine grew up, coozie IS a word often used for quff or quim, so when I asked once for a coozie to keep my beer cold at the beach, my friend was overcome with the giggles. And I think coozie is a nice all purpose word for which admirably suits both usages.
  • thus, swoosie has a coozie.
  • You must remember this A quff is just a muff, a sigh is just a sigh. The fundamental things apply As time goes by. /play it again, Sam
  • And ladies, don't forget to keep your quff clean and warm at all times. You take care of your quff, why, it'll take care of you.
  • The traditional Islamic quff is a zarf.
  • You will understand how overjoyed I was when, years ago, I learned of the invention of the "dongle."
  • cool zarf, pleg!
  • "Quff" is too close to "queef" to be a non-giggly word for the female anatomy. IMO. Heh.
  • Mygoth- Your friend was thinking of "cooze," which is different from "coozie." Cooze is a derogatory name for a woman, stemming from their cunts, popularized during the Vietnam War (and subsequent literature/films).
  • so how does "cooze" differ from "poon-tang"?
  • Not to mention pon-toon, which is another anatomical term derived from the Vietnam war.
  • The Quff is offered by Qumfort Qreations so perhaps they're Q-friendly, queer friendly, partial to alliteration, fond of cumquats, and/or aiming to have people talk about them a bit more than the standard 15 seconds given to most new products. I like the crossword puzzle patterned one, but I don't want it.
  • mate, that's just a fucken stubbie holder! quff schmuff. where my australians at?!
  • They're out rooting around for a fanny pack.
  • ha ha ha... what the FUCK is a fanny pack?? it's a bum bag, right? i must admit i have a bit of a snigger when americans use the word 'fanny' to call their arse. cos here, a fanny is a vagina.
  • a stubby holder?! You fpp'd a stubby holder?! Goddamn...
  • OMG is that thing ever pointless...it's only a matter of time before they back the assembly line right up to the landfill...
  • i dunno, sexyrobot - even when overpriced and ripped-off, a stubby holder is a great thing to have. it keeps your beer cold in all weathers!
  • pree-cise-leey, prismatic. a must have for any kid. plus you can wear them on your wrist as a charming cuff on your way to bbq's, the beach, uni, or any other beer related place.
  • Bah! I'd rather put ice in my beer to keep it cold.
  • wah! GramMa! diluting beer? that's all kinds of wrong!
  • Keep all additional waters out of my beer, please. That is all.
  • My mother used to put ice in her wine. Mortifying.
  • Ice in beer bad, very bad. Nope, sorry, js, coozie in that context predates the Vietnam war and was actually used as a kind of mom to daughter word: "Oh honey did you get sand in your coozie? Let's go take a shower" sort of thing. So cooze might come from coozie but it didn't start derogative.
  • "Oh honey did you get sand in your coozie? Let's go take a shower"
    /me tries not to think about the contexts... /me fails /me is a bad bad man...
  • "Quff" also works as a verb, as in "She gave me a right good quffing last night. I'm all quffed out."
  • no no... mct is badderer than me
  • Please refer to me as Quffpub from now on.
  • My qoochie hurts!