January 06, 2005
Monkey Meter Road Rage Rate and see how you city's Road Rage index is.
It's US only. And we all know that USAsians drive like pussies.
Still, they're better than women. Of course, that means that Asian women are the absolute worse. That, and Jews. Damn Jews and their Jewmobiles.
Quick, Goy wonder! To the Jewmobile!
[cue theme music]
Elderly asian women wearing hats in Volvos sporting a christianity "fish" sticker should be avoided like the plague.
Meh. They didn't have Fort Worth, Texas. I know it's close to Dallas, but the traffic patterns are totally different in the two cities, and Fort Worth is the 20th largest city in the U.S. without Dallas- bigger than Boston and Washington, D.C.
Great watermelons! Boise's not listed. What do I have to do to get us on the map, run over a bicycle?
They don't have New Delhi, India, which would require a level of Super Heated Nuclear Meltdown Danger Level 8.
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