January 22, 2004
Playing with Middle-earth Names: Get a hobbit name, an elf name, an orc name for yourself or your favorite politician, rock star, or helpless newborn.
Hmmmm...
According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, George W. Bush was a
Drunken Warg
...
Dwarven Name for George W. Bush
Drár Bloodhands
Orkish Name for George W. Bush
Grúbkrísh the Looter
Indeed. (Bet I'm the first person who's ever thought of typing that name in, yeah?...)
I on, the other hand, am a Handsome Ruffian called Astaldowilwarinion. Word!
"...in Middle-earth, Richard Cheney was a Loathsome Dunlending"
"Kor Coalarms" (Dwarven)...well, OK...and "Harfoot Bushey"..oh, yeah!
Oop! Ooopa! I like this!
Zagghash the Tearer--If we ever have to re-register, that is so my new username.
According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, I was a
Feared Ghost
My Orkish Name is Ruzkrut the Squasher
Oh yeah!
My Dwarven name is Ori Cleverrage, which I like, but I gotta go with my Orkish name, "Urkbrúg the Atrocious."
Hmm, the names no longer work, but you can try this fancy personality test.
I'm apparently close to Gimli and Boromir. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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