December 27, 2004

The worst, most disgusting action figures, ever - please don't click this link. These are the most foul, awful Anime resin assembly figures ever created. It's Plastic Jap Scat, folks. Gross, weird, but undeniably .. uh.. superlatives escape me. Definitely NSFW, not safe for kids, not safe for the easily offended. Not safe for BlueHorse.

Model figurines of doe-eyed Anime chicks shitting, folks. Unbelievable. Am I disgusted? Not really, but certainly mildly disturbed. Others may have a different scale of disgust. I had seen the first one before but relegated it to the back burner of my brain, but now I see they've expanded the range. Crikey!

posted by Nostrildamus 19 years ago
  • Sheesh, I saw these last night on Screenhead and really would rather forget. Has Chuck Berry ordered a set yet?
  • Where would one display such a travesty?
  • The names of the 'dolls' do have somewhat interesting meanings: Megumi (blessing), Reiko (girl of thanks?), Yukari (connection?). As Japan is the leading edge of popular culture, expect to see these in Mme Tussauds in maybe 20 years.
  • Humans freak me out.
  • Did I get the wrong page? All I saw were cute fluffy bunnies?
  • Adds a final distasteful touch to the grotesquerie of anime figures.
  • Whatever happened to good, clean pony sex?
  • if only i'd seen these BEFORE christmas.
  • I'm disgusted and offended. BURN THEM.
  • Holy shit.
  • HA HA HA...funny shit...HA HA HA...I said funny shit!
  • No tubgirl?
  • see also El Caganer (relatively SFW). from a blog: "You are most likely to find him around Christmas time, accompanied by a pig amid a nativity scene, hiding behind a bail of hay so as to not startle the baby Jesus, Magi, or livestock. He is a few centimeters tall, generally composed of ceramic and is usually wearing white canvas shoes. He is always squatting with excrement in the shape of a pointy-ended brown coil falling from his exposed bottom." the germans have something like this too. hmm.
  • My new year's resolution is to never read another Nostril post ever again.
  • My new year's resolution is to never read another Nostril post ever again. I think you'd agree it was pretty well signposted, no?
  • Cleanse your eyes with the original tubgirl (closeup here). NSFW unless your W involves lingerie.
  • My new year's resolution is to always read every Nostril post ever again.
  • Is this because of the lingering radiation?
  • MonkeyFilter: Because of the lingering radiation. Although I prefer freshly strewn lawn chemicals myself.
  • I find it amusing that no matter how disgusting or graphic the picture is. Japanese law forbids showing even fake pubic hair.
  • Interestingly enough, the prohibition on the display of genitalia and pubic hair are thanks to The Supreme Commander of Allied Powers, General Douglas McArthur, whose staff wrote the modern Japanese constitution and the Japanese Criminal Code. Article 175 in the JCC makes the depictions of genitalia and pubic hair the only exceptions to Japan's guarantees of free speech, and "legal pornography" would be depictions of "properly censored" genitalia and pubic hair. A quick google search seems to indicate that this was the only enforced form of censorship by the Japanese government until 2001. Today all media censorship in Japan is self-inflicted, apparently.
  • These are fucking excellent God I love the internet
  • They all have a slightly confused look about them...
  • The last girl looks thoroughly disgusted with herself.
  • #3 seems to be saying, "oh no, it happened again!"
  • You know, these girls aren't sick or depraved; they're merely the product of our media-crazy society. No one even notices these girls if they are just being normal office ladies, but let out a little poop and suddenly they're Paris McTapdancing Hilton! No wonder at all everyone's pooping left and right trying to be the next Ms. Scat Idol. Really, we have to wonder what sort of re-inforcement we are giving to these people.
  • Maybe next December we should put sneak some scaled up versions on a courthouse lawn somewhere in celebration of the holiday. Wouldn't want anyone interfering with our right to display festive iconography would we?
  • (Japanese erotic fun-facts: Apparently, even though the censorship has been repealed, Japanese porn is still done with the mosaic because by this point the mosaic itself has become a major fetish.) Oh yeah, and the dolls? I totally remember seeing those like 2 years ago. PFFFFFFFFFFF.
  • Grout gets me hot.
  • Maybe next December we should put sneak some scaled up versions on a courthouse lawn somewhere in celebration of the holiday. Scats in the cradle?
  • And the silver poo Little Jesu and les anges des cieux Lynx gets me hotter.
  • Japanese porn is still done with the mosaic because by this point the mosaic itself has become a major fetish. Take off your EMF shield and let me lick your pixels.
  • This could be much, much worse. I'll leave it at that.
  • Ha!! That was great, moonbird!
  • Can I get these with penetrating metal dick tentacles?
  • uh . . . wow.
  • I usually hate tagline posts, but nostril really summed it up for me- Monkeyfilter: Am I disgusted? Not really, but certainly mildly disturbed.
  • uh . . . wow Indeed. An entire universe of unimaginable demonic mutilating sexual horrors await you in Japan or even possibly your local comic store anime section.
  • > comic store anime section 'Anime' is a corruption of 'animation', so it cannot be used for books. I think you meant to say 'manga section'. HTH, HAND.
  • You're correct about the mediums; I did have the animated versions of these perversions in mind, however, because my local Mayhem once carried some of these movies (I did not partake). And sure, it's just as prevalent in manga form (I do not partake). My naive hope is that, as people become aware of what's out there, the force of the collective WTF?! will help quell interest in this ... stuff.