December 23, 2004

Pulp Xmas - Ok, I'm probly gonna blow it here, but, fuck, I thought this was funny. Stole it from Boing Boing, which I hate usually because it is an assholish wankety shit-suck-me blog of ego heads with zero talent, but I still thought it funny aside from the poorly dubbed soundtrack. A mash up of Rankin-Bass Rudolf shit avec Pulp Fiction. It requires Quicktime y'all

I would fuck Xeni Jardin left, right, up, down & centre. That girl sends me wild, & I am sure I have the parts to interface correctly with her components. ExQueeze me. Squackeldly blackeldy. Groooh. Blaaaaaaaaaargh. Fuckyaz.

posted by Nostrildamus 19 years ago
  • so......watcha think of boing boing? don't hold back.
  • Hmm. I wasn't clear on that, huh?
  • Hey, I like BoingBoing! *flings poo* Although I actually totally see where you're coming from.
  • So this is Christmas.
  • Christmas would be Xeni turning up on my door ready to fuck me, half an ounce of coke, a crate of booze, & a waterbed. And my wife outa' town. Dig? hehe. Seriously, I have a thing for Xeni.
  • So, uh... Nostril... d'you have, like, a thing for Xeni or something?
  • WINNAR!!! Nostril you have the #1 rated creepiest online come-on of all time. You just supplanted this one.
  • This doesn't come anywhere near that. Unless you ejaculate a long way.
  • It was only a matter of time tracicle. What with the nudity in Mexico and the beastiality, you just knew some one was going to confess to having the hots for Xeni.
  • Miles Nostril. For miles.
  • Kilometers for all you heathens on the metric system.
  • Cum.
  • ENOUGH WITH THE GAY MARRIAGE ALREADY
  • You know what I'd do first?
  • What nostril?
  • And I'd better not hear the phrase, "..take it from the pony..."
  • I would lick her. Tenderly. Everywhere. From head to foot. No ponies. Just for starters.
  • Thats a lot of saliva.
  • ENOUGH WITH THE GAY MARRIAGE ALREADY THEY'RE HERE! THEY POST! GET USED TO IT!
  • This guy is on drugs for sure.
  • Which guy?
  • Happy holidays
  • I think nostril is having his wetdreams on Monkeyfilter. /but that's nostril Best of the Season to all...
  • "No ponies?"
  • I'm allergic to ponies. I dunno about Xeni, perhaps SHE aint.
  • The disturbing thing is, none of this is surprising to me. Except for Nostril being allergic to ponies.
  • This is gonna be real fun to reflect on the next time some one has a feature request. "I want a pony." *snicker*
  • I don't care what you say, she is very sexy. Not the fucking pony, Xeni. Even if that is a stupid name. What the hell, my name is Chy, I can't be critical.
  • Xeni kinda looks like Susan Powter. Take it as you will.
  • Jesus. Um. Nostril, how drunk ARE you?
  • Quite drunk.
  • I suppose I should have clarified my question. WTF does "No Ponies" have to do with licking Xeni from head to toe?
  • I didn't bring up the issue of ponies. That was rolypolyman. He's a sick fuck.
  • So how bout that post huh? ;-)
  • Don`t doink the boing
  • WTF? Nostril? Did Cory hit your dog or something? Sure, they're a bit annoying at times (mostly Xeni's obsession with sex-related stuff), but you're laying it on a bit thick. Harshing on the blue is traditional around here (probably not a good one at that), but that was completely out of left field.
  • Well. I didn't think my boingboing/wired hate would be dwarfed like that. But it has. Oh well. I'll have to find another niche.
  • God I must be the only one around here that likes BB. I've found some cool stuff thanks to BB and that's all that matters to me.
  • I too like BB. And waxy.org, del.icio.us/popular, blogdex, MeFi, gizmodo, and a bunch of places I no longer remember by name. My RSS aggregator gets it all for me. There is a lot of duplication. In fact, that just gave me an idea to tweak my ag— cluster all posts that have the same URL. Or better yet, cluster posts based on how much their ots keywords overlap. If any of you already cluster your feeds, I would be interested in knowing what you do.
  • Who's Xeni? Was that Uma's character? or the polka-dotted elephant?
  • Careful, Nostril. Cocaine is a gateway drug. Do it and you'll soon be injecting yourself with Anusol and huffing baby laxatives.
  • My what an interesting thread - this is the stuff I miss when I only check in during the workday. And here I thought I was only one who *hated* BB, glad to see I'm not alone. Seeing Cory's name attached to something usually means I won't bother checking it out. Oh, and there was that redesign by Anil that was fucking broken every time I tried to view the page. That sure kept my interest. So Xeni, huh? Cool.
  • Casting Rudolph the reindeer as John Travolta's character in the film was genius. Mrs. Claus playing Thurman's character makes me wish the trailer had included the hypodermic antler scene.
  • I've always thought Xeni was formerly a guy. Just has that look.
  • Huh? Why did this pearl of a thread get deleted?
  • Hey, she was on ABC nightly news tonight. At least she sounds like a girl!