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January 21, 2004

Smokey The Bear. Still Smokin' After All These Years....

nice

The Smokey the Bear Sutra

DROWN THEIR BUTTS
CRUSH THEIR BUTTS
DROWN THEIR BUTTS
CRUSH THEIR BUTTS

Funny, now forestry people are starting to think that having periodic controlled fires are a good idea - both for the health of the forest, and to prevent the build up of fuel for the big destructive burns. But Smokey sure was cool.

contrary to popular belief, smokey bear does not have a middle name. his full name is "smokey bear." no the.

Ohh! now I get it. That's why I couldn't find any Bear, The S. listed on the phone directory.

What's the story with "Smacky the Frog"?

..Or "Toad The Wet Sprocket"?

"In England Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. "

Don't be so sure about frogs, pete...

Frogs (1972)

Don't be frog-hatin' now - that's a bunch of media hype and Hollywood backwash . . .

So this "Smacky the Frog" - he's *not* the forest fire prevention representative?

Smacky the Frog's goin' down in an ultimate cage match.

That's all I'm sayin'

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