January 20, 2004

• Eccentric lurkers savour every word, heeding each rare epiphany.
• "Excellent posts," I proclaim, having angered New Yorkers.
• Your overly rhetorical knee-jerking evades real scrutiny.
• Salad croutons require unstinting tending, inciting nurtured yumminess.
• Your usual mariner most intent nautically; elsewhere, some shirk.
• Sharks hunters insist: Rice Krispies!
• "Krap!" Ricky shouted, "Spelling problems in everything said."
• (whoops again)...Quick fix. ...Krispies!
• uh, how about: "Krap!" Ricky intoned, "Spelling problems in everything said." So, are imaginations dancing?
• Does a noodge cavort in nightmares glistening?
• Good Lord! It's so terrible! Enough! Now I'm nauseated! Gag!
• Get a grip.
• Go readily, investigating pathologies.
• (*waves at ambrosia* Thanks for my banana-laden goodies!!) operative word is still 'pathologies'
• Pygmy anteaters that have older larynxes often laugh over generic insect-eaters' sardonicism.
• Such antics regarding Dizzy obsessively needing ill-spelled "crispies" inspired serving Malt-O-Meal. just got your e-mail
• My automated laser tracks only my enemy's approximate latitude.
• Lasers? Attack ticks, incredibly trainable, undeniably decapitate enemies.
• Enhanced neuroproteins enable militaristic insectiod evasion. Squash!
• Such queasy, under-handed and subversive hatchlings!
• Hormones activate the combatants' hive, luring insect nest-guards surfacewards.
• Surging upwards, rippling flesh and carapaces. Eviscerating wicked attackers, rending deceitful salesmen.
• "Surrender, alien lepidopterans!", Eckeliev shouted. "Marinara erases you!"
• "Surrender, alien lepidopterans!", Eckeliev shouted. "Marinara erases narda!"
• Netherworldly attackers repulsed; defensives accomplished.
• A cessation commences. Open meetings place leaders in solemn handshakes, ending discord.
• Deep inside shellfish corridors, ocean's roar diminishing...
• Dancing, I merge into nekton, its submarine habitat in nautilus galleries.
• Gills afluttering, liquid lapping, embankment rising, I exit submerged.
• Goetter, any lonely lobster eagerly runs into effortless satori.
• Seeking undying Bodhidharma, meditators enlist receptive, grandmaster-enlightened decapods. Such arthropods' traditions offer rare insights.
• ...I need something intelligent, genuinely humorous, to say.
• I'm NOT seasick; it's giddiness! (*Haaauulllaagggghhah!*) THAT's seasickness...
• Shite. My Bad. Pick it back up at "...say."
• Sailors adore yakitori.
• You always know if trainees respond intelligently.
• I need training; exercise loose-limbs into gallant expressions exalting nature's truly loving yardsticks.
• Yokohamans advise, "Rare discoveries / Suggest that insectivores / Contain kudzu spread."
• Syphilitic paupers recover energy after dinner.
• Delight in nuance; never expound redundantly.
• Regular expository discourse unavoidably needs duplication: articulation needs thoughtful luminations, yo!
• You're obsessed.
• Obese ballplayers seem exceptionally self-satisfied every dinnertime.
• Dieting impairs normal neurology; exercise reduces total intelligence; must eat.
• Ergo, amplified tummies.
• The uninteresting meal: melting ice, edible string.
• Souse; tripe rings;... isn't "Nouveau" glorious?
• "Great lumps of radishes I owe." Uttered Sam.
• Spagoers, avoid mayonnaise.
• Many a young Oreo-nibbler now asks if substitutions exist.
• Emphatically xenophobic interests seldom triumph.
• To Robertson, immigrants underlie most problems hereabouts.
• Having erased radishes everywhere, Al brought out tasty snacks.
• (Edit)...unusually tasty snacks.
• Superfluously nuking applesauce creates Kenmore staining.
• So to avoid injestion, new individuals need gloves.
• Giant larvae outside valley eat spies.
• Sloppy poaching injures eggs seriously. ah, Sunday Brunch... or for those of you in the official MoFi timezone, Sunday Dinner...
• Scrambled eggs require industrious oversight; use sunny, lively yolks.
• You ordered lardy Knackwurst sausages.
• [P.S. Pez, I eagerly anticipate the next installment of your mutant murderous arthropods with radishes theme.]
• Savvy advertising underlings see average gruel elevated solemnly.
• "Silence" orated Leo. Enemy mites nested last year. (Can I steal mutant murderous arthropods with radishes goetter? My friends need a band name :)
• Your ego arrived, Rove.
• Rinse off vegetables; eat.
• Epicures adore truffles.
• Terrifically rare, ugly fungus finds Lotharios espousing superlatives.
• "Suits up!" Pete exhorted. Rising, launching at the innocent victims, earwigs sprang.
• Swarms preyed ravenously-- Astroteam Nine gagged!
• "Gangrenous Arthropods! Get Going!" exclaimed Dizzy.
• Dizzy's insect zoo zigzagged yestereve. [Pez, they should option The Attack Ticks]
• Disoriented, I zapped Zaxchenorath, yak.
• (sorry Goetter,I should have previewed.mine sucks anyway...)
• Young'uns! Eschew "standardized" texts eliciting revisionist ethical vectors! Yeasty ether swirling, Tad, ever reliable, ended valve e You either swing, Tad, yestereve "Yummy eatin'!", said Tad. "Even really enjoyed vegetable etouffe!"
• (FULL MOON OR MY IDIOCY?--that stuff in front was variously abandoned attempts...) Post should read: "Yummy eatin'!", said Tad. "Even really enjoyed vegetable etouffee!"
• Excerpting tips on unearthing fresh funnies? Embarrassing entry...
  (hee hee... Dizzy got caught PLAYING with himself.. hee hee)
• Every new trial repeats yesterday. I'm not really a lame philosopher, I just play one on TV
• "Yo!" Eric shouted. "The enemy, radishes, deployed around yesterday."
• "Yo!" Eric shouted. "The enemy, radishes, deployed around yesterday." "Yo!" Eric shouted. "The enemy, radishes, deployed around yesterday." "Yo!" Eric shouted. "The enemy, radishes, deployed around yesterday." Your ending started the endless repetition. Don't acronymize youthfully!
• Yet, otherwise unpredictable threads have fielded unusual language, lasting year-round.
• You're excellent, Ambrosia! Righteous retractor of unsound nugatorial dead-ends!
• Dizzy, enough Ambosia-lating. Different entries need dap, son. (I swear, diz, I'm not pickin' on you; these are just writing themselves somehow...)
• /shielding own nuts! -- [ouch ouch ow ouch ouch]
• (the FIRST definition, goetter. sigh. Y'alls minds is in th' gutter.)
• Nuances unhinge the senseless.
• Surprisingly enthusiastic novice snowboarders endure lessons, even surviving soaking.
• Smirking, Orlando advanced. Keening, insects nearby groveled.
• "Gimme Rove on Voicemail!" exclaimed Leiberman, enraging Dean..
• Do electrons avoid neutrons?
• "No. Electrons use theoretical rigidrotor orbitals," nagged Schroedinger.
• Shielding cajones, he retreats over empty dark icefields. Now Goetter expects revenge!
• Release every venal enterprise; newborn goetter emerges!
• Edward makes emphatic rotational gestures, eventually stops.
• Sometimes, tumbling over problems suffices.
• "Spectacular unguent! Fascinating. Feel: It clears Elmer's specifications!
• Sagely passing every caution I fear I cry "anon!" Thread is obviously not stopping!
• Some times opportunities ping-pong into new gimmicks.
• Gladiator inspires motivational motto: "If cornered, keep swinging."
• Snow White in naughty garments...including new g-string. Yes, I have been drinking. Why do you ask?
• Goodness! Some toons really involve new guises!
• G-String underwear isn't Superman's erotic style.
• Supergirls's tights--youthful leiderhosen erotica?
• Elvis rots on the inner crypt assembly. (SOMEBODY had to jump start this old beastie...)
• A shock start? Excitable monkey, blithely lead yonder!
• Yo! onto new destinations every reader!
• Rather, each aphid does everything 'rong. Tired, not spelling rite and getting absurd
• (We'll) Ready our next: Goetter. (Everybody hide behind the couch and wait for him to come in...)
• (Goetter's over e-baying Turbo-Tax electronic receipts...)
• Really, each cascaded entry is puerile! Trivial! Superficial!
• Supping under puptents elicits recreational feelings in children (if adults leave...)
• Lahar-emitting ancient volcanoes erupted.
• Eros raced up; pinched titties; ebulliently divagated.
• Do I vapourize a gas after thermal equilibrium develops?
• Dude, enough vaginal entanglements! Leave off pudendum: stat!
• Starting to appear tepid...
• Ten epidurals past, I dilated.
• That's enough, people! It's demoralizing!
• (Dizzy has fast fingers...back to dilated).
• Dizzy, I'd like a try! Excuse doublepost.
• Duplicate offerings usually betide lachrimose excuses. Preview, or solve twice!
• Oops. s/lachrimose/lachrymose/
• Try Windex- it cures everything! Sorry for the lame movie reference.
• Even vibrator-exacerbated rashes? You think his injuries not grievous?
• Groin rashes invariably enervate voidings of urinary systems...
• So you seriously think elimination makes sense?
• Sensabilities eventually negate serious exchanges.
• Ending "X's"--cheX, heX, anthraX, nartheX, gratify evil sibilances...
• substance imbibement billowing inverse lewd alliterating nuances cacaphonically enduring sacrilege
• So acid creates raving instability lingually? Egad! Get emetics!
• "Error! Mutant Error!" The insane computer screamed.
• Skin cream rots epidermal areas, mutating examinable deformities.
• Delicious ephedra found outside ribbons make inimitably tasty ire encapsulators. Seriously!
• Such electronic rampages invite, occasionally, unusual sentences like yours.
• Your old underwear really stinks!
• Smelly tights incubate noxious kernels: skidmarks.
• Since kids invariable do more, aren't rabbits kinda stupid?
• um . . . invariably . . . stupid.
• "Saut
• Dude, appreciate my needs. Ample, tasty infants offer noshability.
• "Damnation Alley!? Mutants, nudnicks, and termites. Inescapable obese nudists."
• Crap. ....NOSHABILITY
• Not only should headdresses acquiese banality, iridescent livelihood terminates yellowing.
• Your endless lowing, like omnipresent whining, is never gratifying... (NOT a swipe at you, lkc; I'm simply channeling my mother.)
• Your endless lowing, like omnipresent whining, is never gratifying... (NOT a swipe at you, lkc; I'm simply channeling my mother.)
• "Governmental rationing allowed two insults for you," I nervously gibbered.
• "Give it back, bastard!" Edwards reluctantly eyed Dean...
• Dean elevated all nominees.
• Now ol' Massachussets intervenes, nicks electoral endorsements, sweeps...
• Sharpton's Washington efforts ended prematurely, suckers!
• So who eliminates election? Principally SCOTUS.
• (now what?)
• (I'll bow out of the race)...SUCKERS.
• [Somebody has the rare opportunity to solve SUCKERSSCOTUS. Me, I'm going back to bed.]
• Search, using contemporary knowledge, enlighteningly reveals: SCOTUS = "Supreme Court Of The United States".
• Stern treaties and tactics equal Statesmanship. (good save, Stripe!)
• So tell a tale, everybody: should monkey assassins necessarily seek hidden, inaccessible positions?
• Probably Orangutans should, in the interest of natural selection.
• Should everyone learn everything? Conscientious travellers infer other needs.
• Newts exited, effectively dissing salamanders.
• Standin' aroun', lips 'a movin' and nothin' doin', electors resemble statues.
• Set to a tune, unscrupulous entrants samba.
• So, are monkeys banana admirers?
• Admiration doesn't mandate ingestion, really. Eschew reflexive swallowing!
• Simply wrong. Any little lump of wonderful ingestibles necessarily gustatory!
• [resisting the urge to recycle...] Gastrointestinal unhappiness supersedes tasters' adventures or tyros' Rabelasian yobbishness.
• Your oracular bullshit belies insidiousness. Someone hellish nearby expects successful spewing. *horoscope version*
• Some posts expand widely in new surroundings... [like MonkeyFi...]
• Some underling rail-roaded our usual necessaries. Dang! I need girdles, slips...
• Sees laundry. Imagines person slipless...
• Sometimes little itsy pieces, lacily etched, seem satisfying.
• [Thnaks for not calling my giltch, which has haunted me for the last four hours - pots in haste, repnet at leisure. So, now that I'm back at the wheel, here's a quick and clumsy fix: Gastrointestinal unhappiness supersedes tastiness. Aching tummies often rouse yobbishness. Sigh. Please continue from SATISFYING.]
• THANK GOD YOU FIXED THAT IT HAS BEEN TOPIC A ON THE SECRET BULLETIN ALL FRIGGIN NIGHT STOP RECALL ALL ASSASSIN FORCES STOP REPEAT RECALL ALL ASSASSIN FORCES STAND DOWN DISINTEGRATOR RAY. That was close, babe.
• "Secret assassins"? /Tr
• Gentlemen understand: any ridicule distresses simpletons. {um geddy, baby? "giltch?" tee hee.)
• Don't worry, goetter, I've got the Duck Dodgers Approved Re-Integrator Ray, although I'm not allowed to use it in any American colleges... Did we kinda get off track here? Is it time to start thread #4? "Return of the Son of Blogspot/Newkids"? "Blogspot/Newkids 4D"? "This time it's personal?" Something implies more possibilities lurking everywhere, testing other newcomers...
• Necessary emigrations, wendell, channel our momentum ere responses slacken. [I prefer New Kids 4D.]
• Spock lolling atop Chekov, Kirk explored Nursy.
• New ululation: Restart System? Yes! (okay, i'm reposting. Follow me back into the light...)
• My god... It's full of stars...
• Sigh, trudging ahead really sucks.
• Such unusual class King Suomynona!
• Some users on monkeyfilter yearn not or never again
• Aghast giants are in Namibia
• Now ancient Monkeyfilter intelligence becomes it again.
• Arise, gentlemen, arise! Incite narcissism
• No absolute resuscitation can involve seeing some incessantly somnolent MetaFilter.