December 15, 2004
The Power Nap Pillow. Please remember that we are not responsible if you should oversleep while napping and get fired.
It takes me more than 20 minutes to *get* to sleep.
I have no problem falling asleep at work, oh wait, that's because I work a university help desk and don't sleep at night anymore because of that evviiiillll game world of warcraft.
The key to sleeping at work is being able to disguise it. Forget the pillow. Use a stack of files instead. That way, when you get before the arbitration board, you can claim that what looked like sleep was actually intense concentration.
SHIT! I thought I had double posted...*phew* sorry...we must all be longing for pillowy softness in this cold winter.
Da boss probably wouldn't even notice your eyes were closed if you used the powder pink penis pellow.
I do data entry, so I get all my napping done as I type.
That vibrating alarm would be a new and interesting way to wake up. I wonder how my dreams would incorporate that one...
A friend of mine uses a bunch of stacked FedEx AIR envelopes to do his powernapping.
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