December 10, 2004
MonkeyFilter Tagline Thread v.2.0!
It's back, and it's better than ever! Exclamation point!
Since we are now a people without a history, wandering aimlessly for the next forty years through the desert that is the internets with nothing to guide us but our own cleverness, penis jokes, and Lovecraftian references, I have collected our precious post-blackout taglines. The ones I could find, anyway. I have not found a google cache of the original thread, but then I'm a moron, so if one of you can work some magic, then that would be appreciated. Also, if I have missed any, please put 'em down here. I will start posting them in bite-sized chunks of ten below. You can thank me for having so little to do on the job by sending me bourbon.
lovelike vegetables. Monkeyfilter: Being crazy isn't for pussies. Monkeyfilter: I am frankly paranoid Monkeyfilter: So never again, never again. Monkeyfilter: What other stupid things did you do? Monkeyfilter: I'd rather have the panic attacks. Monkeyfilter: This is so fucking depressing.......I gotta go take my meds. Monkeyfilter: I thought happiness was just a flaming moe away.festerfoster that community feelinghave sexput down an old towel anymore? MonkeyFilter: Whacking a little hard thing with big hard dangerous fucking sticks. MonkeyFilter: OUR CURRENT DETUMESCENCE IS BUT A TEMPORARY SETBACK! MonkeyFilter: I recommend wearing an enormous cod piece. MonkeyFilter: An overpowering scent can be a big turnoff. Monkeyfilter: Oh, riiiiight, like you all haven't! Monkeyfilter: full of emotion and stirring songs Monkeyfilter: a priceless gift of potential extravagantly squandered. MonkeyFilter: Oh, you poor, misguided, idiotic, foul-smelling, baby-eating, myopic, soporific, syphilitic, anabatic, septrupedal, autorgasmic, coprophagous FOOLS! MonkeyFilter: This is my blog. I wish you people would quit mucking it up.