December 01, 2004
Bananaguard. For the monkey who has everything.
Seems like it's not available in the U.S.
Why oh why do Canadians hate us 'mericans so much? Why do they force us to leave our nanners unguarded?
There are a few shops in Vancouver who are selling it Zanshin - maybe one of them will ship to the USA.
Although a search says different, this is a double.
Ah, the good ole Bananaguard. This post may belong in this section with a guy in a hole wearing a wedding dress. ;)
I had a banana.
It had no guard.
Oh why is my 'nana disembodied?
Oh why is my 'nana so alone?
I asked my granma
['Cause she's my bard]
Oh why is my 'nana disembodied?
Oh why is my 'nana so alone?
Bitch, said my granma:
[Good god, she's hard]
Child, nothing's disembodied,
Or unpeeled! You're spared!
You're a girl! said Granma.
You've yet to be pared.
actually mexican this was one of those ones like the guy who dug a hole and the guy selling his ex-wife's dress that was posted so many times we found a word for it.
Wish I could remember what it was . . .
oh well. welcome sexyrobot!
See, now for the last hour in my head, I've been hearing Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Bananaguard! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Bananaguard!
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard!
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
my second post and it's a double! D'oh! sorry guys...mctool, thats pretty durn funny.
We're all going bananas.
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