November 25, 2004

anal massage curiosity: something i was going to add here but i thought to ask (sorry, if i'm abusing posting rights) applying to that thread (both in interest of humor and info):

he finally went for a full med check up and was told that he couldn't have his blood drawn then for tests because of the check manipulating his prostate would change the results--- monkey say wha? anyone know or wanna bring the funny? i was hoping to post this yesterday but life got in the way i thought i'd see what you monkeys knew/thought in the meantime as i play catch up in the rest of my life don't mean to meme but i think this "in" joke is still funny

  • I actually thought this was a thread about angry modem.
  • and was told that he couldn't have his blood drawn then for tests because of the check manipulating his prostate would change the results--- Schroedinger's Anus.
  • I feel like Nicolas Cage at an engineering physics seminar.
  • Would that be "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"-era Nicholas Cage, or "Leaving Las Vegas"-era Nicholas Cage?
  • More like SNL Jeopardy with Sean Connery Nicolas Cage.
  • would this be a bad time to mention anal massage in the fenlands?
  • take your goddam fenlands and massage them up your anus
  • OK then. Didn't mean to offend
  • What is a fenland?
  • It's where the Gyptians go for their ropings /Philip Pullman
  • k amus: perhaps this is reichian therapy?
  • and do bogs become fens,visa versa or neither?
  • I think what Islander meant to say yet somehow couldn't find the correctly nuanced words was: I'm growing a trifle peeved at your annoyingly self conscious attempts so initiate, by virtue of incessant and wearisome repition, the phrase "anal massage in the fenlands" in the doomed hope, that it could somehow become a MoFi in-joke catch phrase. I would appreciate it, sir, if you would desist To which I would answer: "indeed I shall, sir"
  • Some links about fenlands are referred to in ethylene's link towards the bottom. They are a beautiful wetlands region in East Anglia, UK. It's a sad tale of a unique ecosystem on the brink of collapse as a consequence of greed and development through the ages.
  • i think without checking it meant "i humor thee by incorporating this entry with an appropriate slap on the back/ass" up yer fenlands harpo!
  • My reply to the question "would this be a bad time to mention anal massage in the fenlands?" was, I admit, somewhat blunt. In a moment of frivolous disport, I succumbed to the temptation to convert the phrase into an epithet of rank vulgarity. It is gratifying indeed that kamus and ethylene (may I call you ethyl?) have subsequently comported themselves with the civility that monkeys both admire and expect.
  • whatever you like some go straight to eth "dammit, you can go to eth!" i haven't read around enough to know that anyone beat it into unfunny horsemeat so soon which kills the potential humor i had loaded up for it i guess i don't have the time right now to be a good mofi so no med/google happy mofis, eh? what, i have to do my own random research? monkey poop which i guess i have to fling in a bog if fens are off limits
  • It's where the Gyptians go for their ropings *gives Abiezer_Coppe a standing ovation*
  • Got an answer from my big bro: "...You check for the prostate by sticking your finger up the rectum and feeling for it: just the simple pressure on the gland is enough to make the PSA level in his blood go shooting up, thus giving a falsely high result." PSA stands for prostate-specific antigen. Ta-da! *bows* Sooo... I guess for our gay buddies, don't take a PSA test after sex!
  • It maybe should be pointed out at this point, that my mother had a model arse. She kept it in the boot of her car. It was for practising just such manouvres as Alnedra describes. There were six different prostates, which could be rotated into position as the user desired.
  • I think your mom had a model arse too. sorry. no red-blooded american can resist a "mom joke."
  • I know. It was all cunning ploy to get an American to write "arse" instead of "ass"...
  • They be all busy thrusting bread up turkey arse today.
  • some of us arse about all the time as ya do in yer fenlands derailing trains, threads and trainspotters busy with my brolly thrusting common sense up easy peasy sheeplike squeezies trying to put misleading dustcovers over a complex yet trashy volumes
  • many thanks, 'nedra now i need not lark about and have info to lark about now remember all don't do as i do or what i say unless you know for Certain what it's about check your heads as you check your roast beast or boast 'pleat plates you thought you digested benefit of the doubt vs doubt of the benefit?
  • some Beeswacky worthy efforts there ethylene