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November 24, 2004

(How) To Kill A Mockingbird (flash) t3H b3St b00k r3P0rt EVAR!!!!1

Warning! Spoily!

(via the very odd memepool)

Hmmm. I think I need to re-read To Kill a Mockingbird. Apparently, I don't remember all of the symbolism and literary devices employed. Especially the pirates. And the flaming sharks.

The bears and dinosaurs and fireballs seem familiar though...

Facts:
1. Ninjas are literary devices.
2. Ninjas ALL form a line.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill... um... a mockingbird. Yeah. And win the Pulitzer Prize. And learn about justice. Yeah.

That was fucking EPIC.

Best.Use.Of.Dramirony.Ever.

Wow, that was amazing. I had TOTALLY forgotten about the time-travelling castle!

He had me until the Army of Undead Mockingbirds. That's just so unbelievable.

Holy Jesus, Pat Sajak is a scary dude.

lens flare! motion blur! lightning storm with lightning!

yowsa. we should invent an Online Best-Picture Oscar and present it to these folks!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!111!!!!!11 w00t!!! Th4T was the Sh1111T!!!!111!!!! Z000xxx0r7 R0xxxxxxxx0rzzzzzz!!!!111

This is what I get for skimming the book and reading the Coles notes instead -- they TOTALLY left out the Cold Fire! I would have read THAT book! Damn you, Coles! Damn you to HELL!

Why must you bring up old memories for me?

boo_radley win!

FATALITY!

I'm involved with a indie feature film at the moment.
How to kill a mocking bird would make a better film.
No, really.
angry, COLD FLAMING, bears RULE!, yeah.

(I don't think I'll be working on the film much longer, I keep insulting the director)

Also, best use of music. evar.

I guess he only read the book up to page 50 or so. And then dramironically improved it!

The music was killer.

wow. it's like they were reading a completely different book...my biography

I wish the book had been scored by Europe.

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