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November 22, 2004

Make Penis Fast!!! (words nsfw)

Make it slow!

Just fifty thousand
Inches to go!

You sick fuck.

You're outta luck

...which comes as a bit of a blow.

I stand (yeah yeah, it's a pun already) in awe of your cooperative dicting (my God, there's another one).

If only Dave Rhodes could see us now.
His MAKE.MONKEY.FAST is addicting!

A weasel's schlong
Is not as long.

when you compare it to
a cheesy dong.

penis poetry
is just wrong.

penis prose on the other hand...

Would penis puppetry
Offend so strong?

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