January 15, 2004
Lunar New Year makes monkey undies hot. [Via Fark.]
Nice to know that Monkeys are marketable.
In the southern hemisphere, all the undies are starting to get a bit hot about now.
(PS — any monkeys who will be in Adelaide on Feb 14, email me and I'll direct you to a highly interesting party.)
Like monkey undies needed any help from the Lunar New Year. They're always hot.
headlines like this are why i got into journalism! valuable information indeed.
Just so you don't aspire to write: "...and men's briefs with Chinese characters strategically placed on it..."
Boy howdy, but I wish I could find monkey panties for sale on the Internet. I'm not looking forward to making an ass of myself all over Chinatown, searching for them....
Ook? (NSFW)
(This isn't what I want, either.) Suddenly playing clueless gwailo doesn't seem so bad. Thanks, Wolof!
Women's underwear, monkeys among latest targets of Tehran vice crackdown
If any monkey has to choose between Singapore and Tehran, the choice is obvious.
You're a gwailo in HongKong or Guangdong, goetter. Down here in Singapore, you'd be an angmoh. If you do actually have red hair, all the better.
BlueHorse found these a while back. Good thing, since my Cantonese is limited to "see yau gai" (what else do you really need?).
/dirty blond with some stray silver shots
The first link is now 404ed, but you can still learn about the heady days of underwear and monkey crackdowns. Now it's cartoons. Soon, it'll probably be cartoon monkeys.
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