November 19, 2004
Oh-So-Very Curious George: Don't you love it when you run across a Web site that is totally baffling? Such as: Is this site here about coffee machines, or some kind of nuclear weapons? I can't decide. But they mention Korea so this might be something, um, important. They sure seem excited about their "new planetary ball mill – with highest balls acceleration, computers control of balls moving, jars (reactors) water cooling and 1.5 ton/month productivity."
You should sign up on the forum & just ask "what the FUCK is it you are making? DUUUUDES?"
In fact, ALL of us monkeys should sign up under loads of different names & just start pestering them until they can't take it.
At time of posting they have NO (that is: zero) postings. I think it would be grate if we signed up & .. etc
I'll start.
This could be an internet sensation.
Where does your equipment made? I am interest very in equipment for high power planet mills. Pseronly I prefer dark coffee bitter & non sweet likes my women please answer soon ok thx yes
Oh Nosey . . . only bad things can come from this . . . hehehe.
C'mon people it's a ball mill!! Duh!
S'hah!
You were very quick in following my evil posting.
and how can there be NO postings yet in the "Activation: Myths and Reality" section?
You can mill my balls when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
Here is their forum - you don't even have to register (hehe hehe). Get on board and rock these ruskies' lives. I would like to start a personality cult for the dude in the picture next to the activator, in the plaid shirt. He is a dreamboat.
(obviously the "Offtopic: Touch and Go" is their naughty area... heh)
Tsk.
Mwah ha ha ha
Check out the membership list. Hee.
I joined and so did my uncle.
Tatiana is hawt.
After reading the Questions, Opinions section with the comment be Tatiana, I am suddenly questioning the authenticity of some of the solicitations that I have received via email.
Fuck.
Mocking these poor people is very wicked and will probably lead to your being reincarnated as ball-mill sales persons in Tashkent.
but has anyone yet figured out if we're discussing coffee machines or nukes? what the hell?
30.06.2004
The “Activator” mill was delivered to the South Korea!
10.06.2004
We were distinguishing the results: Coffee was fine milled by Activator mill! Customer was enjoying! WOW!!!
(i find this all HIGHLY worrisome)
Somebody's going to hell when he dies. But that someone has entertained me, and isn't that what's really important here?
Although I greatly enjoy this complete insanity, please note for those monkeys, like myself at work, that Tatiana's posts are NSFW.
Ha, you snotty Westerner, you think put tits on my forum you very satirical. When Korea fire up the ball mill the boot is on the other side of your face, I think.
They're making computer-controlled grinders/reactors, a complicated motar and pestle, perfect small-batch nano-mechanical and fancy materials manufacture. Yes, these would work just fine for low-number, high-precision production like nuclear warheads. The coffee-grinding is a neeto demo. So it's both a (potential) nuke-maker and a coffee mill. More likely, it's for high-quality metal part manufacture, like turbine blades and other high-stress parts.
Anyway, the really hot guys are on the front page.
bonehead, for real?
yes, that seems to be what it is. A mill as in a milling machine. A machine that cuts and grinds stuff.
OH MY GOD AND THEY'RE RUSSIAN.
i'm frightened, hold me! or at least grind my balls.
As far as I can tell, yes (hey, someone has to be the boring straight guy). These are milling machines for grinding stuff up in the "milling wheat" sense, not part-fabriactor/cutter "milling machine" machine-shop sense.
and there are milling machines for grinding up helpless americans into american powder!
"American Powder: The Robert Downey, Jr. Story"
From the Russian part of the site:
"Our latest development is the Activator industrial mill used for the production of powdered products."
Also, you're trolling a poorly translated foreign site? Get a job, you bums!
NO! SUCK MY BALL-MILL!
How exactly did you find this site? If I could eye you suspiciously, I would.
You lot are soooo busted when the web administrator checks in the forum.
I always thought it was a humorous internet cliche, but middleclassstool, you're first comment really did make me spit coffee on my keyboard for the very first time ever.
Mill my balls indeed.
middleclass is always making me spit the hot java. Wonderful, hilarious person.
I am not only a shoutout whore, I am also a whore for the props. Therefore you have made my day.
the end will come when these guys hook up with the chinese sock manufacturers. then we'll all be in for it.
oh no, don't start them off about the socks...
As long as it isn't ipod socks, then I'm ok with it.
john redcorn fucked it up. I hate the unsubtle.
This is totally freaking hilarious! Good idea you started, nostril.
I couldn't couldn't resist.
And yeah let's add some subtlety like idest said.
Socks?
/head explodes
I guess copying and pasting the Tatiana post in the apparently serious Russian forum would be wrong, huh?
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