November 19, 2004
Missing Link? "The last probable common ancestor to humans and great apes had a body like an ape, fingers like a chimp and the upright posture of humans, according to researchers who unearthed a fossil of the animal in Spain." What with all the evolution/creationist talk going round, this seemed serendipitously timely...even providentially so...
I had originally posted this in the "evil-ution" threads here and here, but someone said it was worth a FPP, and I'm nothing if not susceptible to suggestion.
*skips off singing 'Shock the Monkey'*
everyone knows that Bush is the missing link...he looks the part anyway.
I'd like to see GW shave all his hair but a frizzy knot at the back, paint his face greet, and bound around the ring headbutting people into oblivion.
If you know what I'm talking about, congratulations, you're as sad as I am. ;)
"greet" s/b "green"
ARRRGH!
Check out this missing link.
*applauds, salutes*
was this around before or after the great flood?
I am drunk but I can still spell & make a coherent link. Stupidos!
I always thought the "missing link" was a monkey with an opposable thumb...
Well, you were wrong.
The missing link is that chimp that throws karate chops and sweepkicks his ancestors into extinction.
everyone knows that Bush is the missing link...he looks the part anyway.
I actually misread the last line of the FPP at first, thinking it was "this seemed serendipitously timely...even presidentially so..."
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