November 13, 2004
Pentagon builds its own Internet "This 'Internet in the sky' would allow 'marines in a Humvee, in a faraway land, in the middle of a rainstorm, to open up their laptops, request imagery' from a spy satellite, and 'get it downloaded within seconds.'" "Pentagon traditionalists, however, ask if net-centric warfare is nothing more than an expensive fad."
Alright. Bring on the military-grade porn.
Again? Jeez, they need to build one internet and stick with it.
Rumors of the internets!
There'd better be kittens on this one too. Really.
No kittens, I'd be very, very worried.
"....... - enough to give front-line soldiers bandwidth equal to downloading three feature-length movies a second."
I foresee problems.
Holy shit. Kitty movies. This is gonna rule.
Holy shit. Kitty movies. This is gonna rule.
Just say no.
"_______ traditionalists, however, ask if net-centric _______ is nothing more than an expensive fad." Fill in the blanks, kids!
I heard the soldiers will get Aeron chairs and free massages in their foxholes.
Also enemy countries will have to watch a 90 second Flash intro with techno music before being invaded.
But will they be able to get that same download rate on Mars?
I heard the soldiers will get Aeron chairs and free massages in their foxholes.
It'd be well worth it if both sides would agree to fight only with Nerf bats.
And nobody has thought of Skynet yet?
Soldier A: We've got our orders, let's move out.
Soldier B: STFU F@G! 1'm p|4y1n6 c0un73r-57r1k3!
I foresee problems as well.
can it kill goats?
I foresee problems as well.
Broken spell-checkers?
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