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November 08, 2004

Lost Frog: If I looking for Frog
His Name: Hopkin Green Frog

shamelessly stolen from boingboing

Aren't disappearing frogs a sign of the apocalypse or something? Or maybe that's raining frogs...

Damn! Busted...I tell ya, when ya pull a frog heist, don't do it with no lousy partner.

That sonofabitch musta rolled on me over some piddly murder beef.

Makes me a bit sad, really.

There's something about this kid, tho'. I like the way he adds "PS I'll find my frog" as if he's not gonna give in.

And Hopkin is a good name for a frog, although I suspect he just mispelled Hoppin.

Disclosure: I actually like frogs too. I think they're kind of cute.

Metafilter reports that Hopkins is actually a stuffed toy from a McDonalds happy meal.

Which I think makes it that little bit more sweet.

Ah.

That makes me feel a lot better.

No frogs were harmed in the propagation of this meme.

This is the best post of the day. Thank you.

Him frog has been found. Or at least replaced.

And if they said him internet just looking for porn! Him stupid.

ps - I'll find my porn.

Him nesting habits are strange.

Hopkin Explained

Dagnabbit! Missed goetter's link! Oh well, didn't talk to Mom!

I liked reading the frog story follow-ups linked by goetter and homunculus, but it does make me wonder if the family has been getting other calls besides those two. Or maybe frogs in the mail, if that's the home address on the flyer.

I'm positive some net-tards will think it's cute to start sending ransom notes to the kid. Some other's won't be able to resist sending him a new hopkin. regardles, this isn't the end of the story.

Hopkin
Green Frog
went crazy
looking for
a bog
in which
to plump

Hopkin
Green Frog
thought
upsy-daisy
before
he made
a final
jump

Hopkin
Green Frog
leapt
so high
he tore
a hole
right through
the sky

and where
he's gone
remains
unknown
to all
his friends
including
I

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