October 29, 2004

• Heh, awesome. I wish they had video.
• Here kitty, kitty.
• That's just beautiful, man... I shed a tear... Thank God (for him) they shoot ink, and not..erm.. nevermind
• That looks like an awful lot of ink coming out of an awful small squid.
• I don't think that it is all ink. Remember, squid pull in seawater and project it out to propell themselves through the ocean. Probably a mixture of both.
• Hey Squid, you snagged tubsquid.com for this yet?
• I tried tubsquid.com and it doesn't seem to work.
• You mean turbosquid?
• Is it just me, or the guy's face seems to be dissolving? *eeeeeerrgghhh*
• It's a tubgirl reference DON'T google it if you don't get it
• sigh.
• So, I guess the lesson here is, don't pick up squidranch by the limbs or he'll squirt? heh heh
• Didn't get the initial reference, but I do now. Ack!
• Dude! That's some revenge.
• *splat*
• Thank you Kitty.
• That's some hella good timing on the part of the camera guy, too.
• Hey, that doesn't look like a cat at all, squidranch. That looks like a person. And you're clearly not holding him over a bathtub. And Queso wins. Yes, DON'T Google it if you don't get it, people.
• Hey! I ate at that same Taco Bell too!
• God help me, I Googled it.
• I <3 cephalopods.
• money shot
• Is it just me, or the guy's face seems to be dissolving? You're right, in fact thats no squid, it's a facehugger!
• i am SO sorry Koko... heh heh, heh heh
• heh, Koko ♥s tubsquid.
• That there is some HARD WORK going on at the ranch.
• Did anyone see the video with the eels? Yow. You got to hand it to the Japanese. They are on the cutting edge of perversion.
• Mr. Knickerbocker: How do you do that? Make that little heart? And, do you know how to make that (tm) symbol too?
• Thank god I browsed today. SIR, You DID NOT email this to me, because...?
• Sorry Dan, I can do nothing to mask my shame but hide in a cloud of ink fuzzysquid r00Lz!
• Video with the eels? I seen one photo, and there was that Unagi section from the Japanese perv FPP a while back (unagi used to be my favorite sushi, too). PatB: pick your favorite suit, and stick it between and ampersand(&) and a semicolon(;). you have to type out the suit (ex. spades, clubs). ♥ ♣ ♠ Try it out on preview til you get the hang of it. Hmm, I can't get &diamonds; to work
• ♥♥♥♥♥♥ But remember, you have to re-input the text after preview, coz otherwise you just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥
• OK, clearly that problem's been FIXED since I last wrote ♥♥♥♥♥♥
• I didn't bookmark it because..., well, because it was too disturbing, but they put live eels where the sun don't shine and then another gal, er...consumed them. Facinating, weird, but NOT a turn on.
• Sorry to all monkeys for that visual.
• It seems to be revenge of the seafood day today. A cooking community I belong to posted a link to this. Do not let squidranch talk to the lobster in the story. It might give him ideas beyond ink shooting.
• I call Self-Link on this... I'm just squidding... You know I ♥ the squidrancher, just not in gay way... but if you're making a move on the Space Kitty, I ♣ squids, too...
• Christophine: Sounds like he totally escaped. that's cool.
• I think I'm blind.
• Whoa. I had no idea squid ranching was such a dangerous profession. And what do you use to get the stains out?
• This is a self-ink.
• Mothninja, Tartar Sauce.
• Wolof: hehe, I didn't catch that the first couple times I read it.
• HAHAHAHA he was asking for it, dressing like that
• Poor, poor, Koko. The one thing I learned from goatse: when somebody tells you 'Don't Google It', for the love of all that's holy.... DON'T. GOOGLE. IT How 'bout a nice brain-brilloing picture of a pile of kittens?
• SQUID ROCK! (I'm talking about the real life ones. I don't know, but I will assume Squidranch rocks because he posted this.) That Gorton's guy got what he deserved because squid, octopi, et al, are just too cool to catch and eat! /taking this WAY too seriously after seeing too many Japanese cooking shows where they eat squid while it's still squirming.
• How can you not Google it? Really, I can't understand that at all... Don't you wana drink in the Veteran's Hall?
• seeing too many Japanese cooking shows where they eat squid while it's still squirming You totally need to see/avoid* this film. *Delete as appropriate
• Japanese chicks + plastic funnel + eels = single most disturbing thing I've seen on the internet. I really, really mean it. No, really. There are NOT ENOUGH CUTE FUZZY KITTENS IN THE WORLD to erase that one.
• Mr. Knickerbocker: And sometime, he will begin his mad killing spree in vengeance on the stupid humans who pulled him from his happy home in the sea. He's already armed. Or clawed. Or whatever you call it when a lobster is waving a knife around. Lobster fishermen, beware!
• for the love of all that's holy.... DON'T. GOOGLE. IT Sometimes, when I dream of the internet, I imagine that it looks like this...
• I've never made a "pwned!!" image before, but I'm doing one out of this.
• Thank you for the pile of kittens, Space Kitty ... I wish I could say I'll take the "don't Google it!" advice next time, but I probably won't.
• Never poke a squid in the ink bag. That's the Rule of the Sea.
• Yep, that is the movie of which I speak monkeyjane. Pretty much put me off sea food for a month. Once again, you got to credit the Japanese on their sheer absurd perverse inventiveness. They have a genius for it.
• A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous... got me?
• Er, no.
• Fast 'n bulbous!
• I smell a tagline. MonkeyFilter: Fast and bulbous!
• October 28, 2004 MoFi saw twenty-nine new threads; this may have been our record. I doubt we'll see so many this year.
• *cough, cough* Dammit, Bees, you keep blowing the dust off these old threads, it is not kind to my allergies. especially at this time of year.
• oh, pass the antihistimine! ragweed season is no fun visiting pollen-nesia just brings on another seizure
• *walks into old thread, bangs head on bees' puns* Ow! @#%!
• Believe it or not, once folk used to recommend vinegar and brown paper for that sort of accident, petes. Never quite figured out the sense to it. Seems like ye would end up with brown paper stuck to you and reeking o' vinegar, to boot.
• Squid spousal abuse.