October 28, 2004

SUPER PARROT to the rescue... in this real-life episode of Super Parrot we see how three full grown man were outsmarted by....SUUUUUUUUPER PARROT! (tho some may argue it was themselves) Honestly, which decent, self-respecting burglar actually FORGETS the Parrot?
posted by Warrior 20 years ago
  • Geez, I'd rather lose my electronics than my bird. Call me an animal lovin' wus.
  • iguanapolitico, I have to agree with you, you animal lovin' wus. Pets can't be replaced, just the same as people can't be replaced. A person can always buy more electronics. I am an animal lovin' wus.
  • Oh yeah, and what a bunch of dumbasses these thieves.
  • 'not been seen since...'?? How sad...
  • "They were afraid the bird would stool on them," local police Maj Billy Reilly said. Good that the police who have to deal with this crap at least have a boss with a sense of humor.
  • Not sad at all, kitfisto, not sad at all. His work there was done... and so once again he hits the road, travelling from town to town, fighting crime wherever he finds it. Alongside him, his two loyal companions: a rhesus macaque called Timbo, and an electric eel called Elaiodora. Any place where the shadow of lawlessness darkens the streets... anywhere that good citizens live in fear of wrongdoers... there you shall find them: Marshmallow, Timbo and Elaiodora, standing steadfast in the face of evil. Thieves tremble at their special skills; murderers know there can be no hiding place from their animal intuition. They ask no favours in return, save for a promise to be kind to animals, and a fresh bucket of mealworms. And then they are gone. Where they go, nobody knows - but you can be sure, if ever you are in need of a crime-fighting parrot, monkey and eel... they shall come.
  • flashboy, thank you. I feel much better now!
  • I was just going to say how sad this is, until flashboy told us the rest of the story. Damn hack reporters.
  • ah flashboy, that's the greatest story. I'm going to tell it to my amazon parrot, who will be proud of his feathered kin. In fact, next time he does his jungle call at daybreak, I may open the window and tell him a new world awaits him with Marshmallow et al. /grumbling, in fact, they may need the cat, maybe the dog, some fish...don't get tempted here. Do you think they can call upon all the wonderful and brave friends we have seen pass on, in their efforts to keep us safe? I hope so as I have some glorious souls out there that would be of so much help in the crusade. /yes, flashboy, I really loved that story. keep it going, please.
  • Heartwarming and inspiring. Yes. Inspiring and heartwarming. This is all I have to say. Yes.
  • O Royal Navy Parrot Number One is the most amazing parrot the Royal Navy's seen! Now she's back in the wardroom again, after meeting the Queen. Now Sunny's back where a bird can freely curse and swear without her friends worrying if anyone heard her out with a phrase that's vulgar but funny, for this bird often curses or says something obscene -- her equal with such phrases has seldom been seen heard. Now she's back, the ship's company's all there, with the Lancaster ready to go anywhere.