October 26, 2004

• no self-linking, n00by.
• much love ;)
• Not too bad a statement for a big prickhead. Go you.
• Thanks!
• Oh right you meant him.
• I find your bastardishness rather endearing. Don't go changin'.
• i blame the election. but then i blame the election for every bad mood in the entire world right now. we heart you nostril! at least i do. here, have a straight banana.
• never apologize, you sick fuck.
• I blinked and missed the harshness - do it again!
• John Peel just died. I'm going to cry.
• HOLY SHIT!
• Yeah. I mean, if you're going to be a bastard and a prick, then at least do it whole-heartedly. I know I do.
• Hush, bustard! Brush custard.
• That's very big of you, Nostril. I hope things improve for you soon.
• I haven't really noticed you being an asshole. So either I'm an asshole, or you aren't one. But I suspect that I might be an asshole.
• Nostrildamus: Not amid slurs
• Gentlemen may disagree, but yet remain gentlemen. *doffs topper, returns bow*
• Never known ye to be a prick, mate. Maybe a wee bittie prickly now and then but a compassionate and noble bastard for all that ye cohabit with a chookie. Fact: ye have every right to be proud of this place, for you are one of those who illuminates it most brightly. Which doesn't explain one bit why I love and respect ye, Nostril, but I do seem to, there's just no getting around it, ye horrible, irrestible madman, always sucking me into the turbulant sea with your wild words. *hearts Nostril*
• God damn it, where the fuck are my pancakes?
• I for one love you the way you are, Nostril. the world needs an occasional dose of obnoxiousness. its no secret I try to do my part ;)
• i am an occasional dose of obnoxiousness. c'mon nostril, be free to be me and all that. um... er... be free to be you. unless you're me. but then who the hell am i? damn now i'm confused. go back to being a harsh bastard, it helps keep me centered...
• I heart Nostril in the spring time I heart Nostril in the fall I heart Nostril in the winter when he's cranky I heart Nostril in the summer when he's stanky I heart Nostril every moment Every moment of the year I heart Nostrildamus, why do I heart Nostrildamus? His nose is quite sincere. Hope things get better soon.
• I've got a lot of respect for anyone who can admit to, and apologize for, their actions. I noticed the increased harshness, but it really wasn't all that bad. I hope whatever caused it will pass, but when it does, don't start acting all nice and shit, 'cause that just wouldn't be right.
• *hearts fuyugare* Oh, hell, there is never an end to it! *hearts all the monkeys*
• It's okay. Now send us money.
• Hope things brighten up, Nostril. Here's a hug.
• someone said you guys were talking about my big prick? What? *reads topic* oh. No worries Nosy.
• NostrilFilter.
• Oh Nostril...i heart u too!
• No worries, ya silly bugger.
• Wait. I thought we agreed that Nostril's bastardy was all in the name of fun? Don't take away our fun!
• Lemme say, I appreciate your passion.
• What everyone said.
• So, what's going on (if I'm not imposing)? This thread is already here, Everyone forgives you. Might as well take this opportunity to talk about the thing, whatever it is.
• It's in one of the other threads, Knickers. Go looking (like I did).
• Crap. It must be in one of the many that I don't read.
• I missed the harshness too, so you have no reason to apologize to me. Here have a bunch ))))). I enjoy reading your comments Nostril, just be you.
• Big ups in the house to you, Nozzer. Just imagine what this thread would be like if it were posted in Metatalk... eeurgh. That's why I love Monkeyfilter.
• I can single-handedly make this a MetatTalk thread, if you like. *sharpens knife*
• This thread is WAY too nice... Up your Nostrildamus with a rubber Hostrildamus! *grabs knife from the_bone, realizes he's grabbed the blade end, screams and bleeds...*
• Just when I thought I could get away with disliking you, you go and do a thing like this. Well played, sir Nostril. Much love!
• Nostril, you haven't been nearly as harsh as [omitted] or as bastardy as [omitted] or even as downright rude as [omitted] and [omitted] and their ilk. As many have said before me, I [omitted] you too.
• What PatB said. posted by [omitted] at 11:06PM UTC on October 26 I was a Sicilian in my past life.
• ....Also I killed a tramp.
• I reckon he needed killin'.
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. It was teh hawt.
• Man, I fucking hate Nostrildamus.
• We're here for you
• It might well be because he's an Aussie bastard (and there's nothing I like more than an Aussie bastard), but I really do love the nostrildamus. I've not been around much lately, and haven't noticed any increase in cuntishness, but, man, I really hope your well. A sad nostril is sight too sad for me today...
• Doc increased the medication, eh Nostril?
• I'm with dng, nostril. Having been awash lately I've missed your bastardly insights, in all senses. You are who you are and only an unknowing monkey could be offended by your charming churlishness. I forward you extra strength and courage for whatever besets your mood and leads to public apologies, of all things. You are a monkey of great stature, as is implicit by such an act. /sends bananas and hugs.
• Blaise, is that for real, or a joke? If the latter, well, excuse my lack of getting it. If the former, well, I'll try to excuse your lack of getting it.
• path, I think it was one of those 'rough love' guy things, where they are abusive to each other to show they care.
• I think it'd be pretty entertaining to see some "rough love guy things" betwixt Nostrildamus and BBF. Somebody make popcorn; I'll fire up the camcorder.
• I see you as frank and honest, nostril, not harsh and bastardly.
• Nostril, you canny bugger, you just did this for attention, didn't you? Come're and get a noogie. And a banana. And a kiss. *GramMa puckers up her wrinkly ol' GramMa lips
• Stop being so forgiving. Nostril knew this would happen, after all he predicted it in some badly written quatrains only a few weeks ago. For his own sake, give him some tough love. We Aussies have to wrestle crocodiles and box kangaroos daily (when we're not hiding from bunyips), you're going to get him killed with all this mushiness!
• [omitted]
• *kills Nostril with mushiness* Well, it was worth a try. You take care of yourself, okie? *HUG*
• Nah, 's all love here. If I was really gonna be mean about somone, it'd be in a much more subtle manner. Such as saying nasty things about them behind their back where they couldn't possibly see.
• Dear newly opened nostril, True your teeth are sharp and quick to snarl, but that white patch on your nose and your ears all akimbo- perhaps we'll keep you after all. Just remember, NO BITE!