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October 23, 2004

The presidential election = Select the perennial idiot. A 2004 anagrammy winner...

...which just barely beat

Senator John Forbes Kerry = Rent-a-bore. Sorry, he's no JFK!

(Admit it, that's funny, regardless of your political persuasion.)

posted by pyknosis at 01:19AM UTC [trackback] (18 comments total)

Doh! Sorry about the sidebar link. I'm new to posting around these parts.

posted by pyknosis at 01:21AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Shoot, was going to post Anagrammy soon. Everyone should poke around that site some. It's incredible.

posted by the_bone at 01:43AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Spiro Agnew = Grow A Penis

(wish I could take credit, but allegedly invented by Dick Cavett)

posted by drjimmy11 at 01:44AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Weapons of mass destruction = Wars made of suspect notions.

Weapons of mass destruction = Stupid son saw no traces of 'em.

posted by pyknosis at 02:10AM UTC on October 23, 2004

drjimmy, I think that one was composed by Paul Krassner or one of the Yippies.

posted by coppermac at 02:34AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Monkeyfilter: Term of Ye Link
Monkeyfilter: Free link to my...
Monkeyfilter: Link to my reef?

posted by rxreed at 04:49AM UTC on October 23, 2004

MonkeyFilter: Try men... life OK!

posted by the_bone at 05:02AM UTC on October 23, 2004

MonkeyFilter: I left monkery.

posted by the_bone at 05:06AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Tracy Hope: Earthy cop.

Tracy "tracicle" Hope: Create policy chart.

pyknosis: Spiky son.

christophine: Rich? Nope. Shit.

nostrildamus: Not amid slurs.

middleclasstool: All dildos cost me.
middleclasstool: A dolt's cold smile.

pete_best ~ beset pet

the quidnund kid: I didn't quench UK.
the quidnund kid: Nick hunted Quid.
the quidnund kid: Cunt hid in UK. Q.E.D.!

posted by the_bone at 06:10AM UTC on October 23, 2004

scheisse, that should have been "quidnunc" above. the anagrams are still right, though

posted by the_bone at 06:32AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Cunt hid in UK. Q.E.D.!

True, true.

posted by Wolof at 07:10AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Wolof: W = "fool"

posted by the_bone at 07:23AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Perched Herr, I toils.

posted by Wolof at 07:50AM UTC on October 23, 2004

I dig your blog dr. pyknosis, especially the part about the schizophrenic cyborg from 2011, who thinks the government is burning out your hair.

posted by FedoraUndershirt at 08:11AM UTC on October 23, 2004

Wolof: If you add an "A" (my middle initial), you get the following combinations:

Shit tenor, choir panderer.
Thirteen inches! Drop! Roar!
Record penis in her throat.
Rad tenor is her hot prince.
Harried terpsichore.
Horned theocrat inspirer.
The porn director's hernia.

posted by the_bone at 03:00PM UTC on October 23, 2004

Little Durian: A tired lil' nut.
Little Durian: Tilted urinal.

Alnedra: A la nerd.
Alnedra: Rad elan.

posted by the_bone at 02:51AM UTC on October 25, 2004

Some real ace ones there, boney. All I can offer regarding myself is "Marc damn DNA wreck".

posted by Wolof at 03:07AM UTC on October 25, 2004

Double Post: Busted loop.
Double Post: Upset blood.

posted by the_bone at 04:36AM UTC on October 25, 2004

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