January 08, 2004
Snackspot. Kind of a sister post to SideDish's wonderful sugar cube thread. A wonderful (but UK based) website chronicling all the rare and insane new sweets companies keep putting out. (Also includes alcohol, crisps, and fast food)
Added bonus link: Why crisps may well be Britain's only redeeming feature.
Generally speaking, being British (and, more specifically, English) is rubbish. Fact is, everyone hates us. Not a great surprise give that, at one time or another, the British Empire has pissed in the dinner of every nation on the planet, be it America, Australia, India, Africa, Ireland… well, we could go on, but bottom line is; we’re the most hated race on Earth. With the exception of our shining ambassadors of British culture such as Geri Halliwell, Mr Bean and Benny Hill, there can be few foreigners who wouldn’t consider the world a better place without us. But, frankly, the joke’s on them. Britain has something that they’ll never have. Something that sets us apart from Johnny Foreigner. It’s something that he’ll never understand, nor get his hands on: the potato crisp.
If Fox's Ballsy Little Poppets don't do the trick, try Chicken Boom Booms.
Whoa! Salt overload.
On the other hand, I really miss Fritos' lime and chile corn chips.
Bovril-flavoured crisps?
Err, yeah, right.
*brow breaks out in sweat*
*recoils in horror*
Only with a demitasse of kopi luwak.
Lime'n'Garlic Funyuns:
(Servings: 1. Prep: 30 seconds.)
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Combine Funyuns with juice of 1 (one) lime.
Sprinkle liberally with garlic powder, to taste.
Serve.
(Fooled you with the oven, right?)
>>Imagine a jelly baby wrapped in crunchy boiled sweet, wrapped in chocolate.
yes, let's imagine that, shall we? let's take a few moments and ponder this.
(ponder ponder)
now then. what the hell is a jelly baby?
All you need to know about Jelly Babies.
I've been in a crunchy boiled sweet before, but then it wore off.
The Doctor like jelly babies, so that's a good enough endorsement.
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