It would seem appropriate to start it off with:
Monkeybashi
My only new key - enlightenmentwise - yields blatant aggrandizement; simply hilarious inclinations!
It's not coherently limiting, in newly actualized threads, if obdurate Nick's second.
The skunk sat on the stump and thunk the stump stunk but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
some's third, unfortunately not knowing.
Knowing nothing of wombats is not grave.
Galvanizing recent additions very expediently!
Excellent . . xenophopic persons elucidate dilligently, in every notion trying linguistic yeomanship!
These, I have read.
But Nick, yours don't spell anything!
Some elucidation is indeed in order:
To play, take the last word of the previous comment and use each letter in it to start a word in your next comment ie: pete_best's post, Excellent . . xenophopic persons elucidate dilligently, in every notion trying linguistic yeomanship! spells out "expediently," which was the last word in my comment Galvanizing recent additions very expediently! which itself spells out the word 'Grave' which was the last word in f8x's comment
and so on back to the beginning of Monkey time and beyond into the hallowed depths of mother MeFi herself.
Extra points, by the way for comments that make sense and extra extra points for thematic cohesion.
D'ya follow? Good, then we're ready to get back on track with-
yeomanship.
Yesterday everyone orbited mothership, although never seeing her inside pages.
People are getting ever sillier.
So I listened, lost in eternal regurgitation
Regularly, Eric gave ululating renditions, groaning in transcendent agony - THEN it overcame negativity.
Now Eric gets all the intelligence verified in televangilist yurts.
1 entry found for yurts.
yurt ( P ) Pronunciation Key (yûrt)
n.
A circular, domed, portable tent used by nomadic peoples of central Asia.
Your underwear ripped, toadface - sheesh!
Craikey! Alice Periwether's tit is very alluring to everyone!
Existential vagabonds end reality yoking oxygen, nitrogen, eggs.
Ehhhh go garotte somebody.
Silly ombudsman! My eager bravado overwhelms dastardly yobbos.
yobbo- 1. Brit LOUT, YOKEL, HOODLUM.
You obviously barter, but only superciliously.
Since unsettling pagination erases recorded comments, I'll leave it openly uncontested. (Sad, lugubrious yearning.)
Yugoslavia emptied a renowned necrophiliac's international nuclear garage.
Green armies rampaged around great Edinburgh.
Every dealer is nervously bidding up rolypolyman's Goatse homage.
yo, rolypolyman, I just needed a monkeyfilter name that started with "r", nothin' personal. Unfortunately I left an "o" in the last word here.
Honourable outrigger made a good ending.
Each night diminishes; I nod goodbye.
Gaping orifices over dere by yesterdays excrement
... equals x-cubed ρ ε - e ν θ.
The horrible eggplants tormented Asia.
Theta was the last word, right?
Aye - supercilious ingratiations abound.
Or, for bonus points: Øлڱ۞۞۞۞☺
de·tu·mes·cence ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dt-msns, -ty-)
n.
Reduction or lessening of a swelling, especially the restoration of a swollen organ or part to normal size.
Dang, even tiny undergarments make everyone sexier - 'Cause each night, curvaceousness enters!
Evil nun! Tainting everyone's ribald sextalk!
Since everyone's Xmas trees are languishing - kindling!
Korean imported no-name double-cylinder legwear is novel gift.
Delight in sexual adventures. Diseases venereal are never treated adequately. Given enough oranges Ulrike should lick you.
You're over undulating.
Usher nervously delivers unruly, lusting ape to international nudists gymkhana.
gym·kha·na ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jm-kän)
n.
1. Any of various meets at which contests are held to test the skill of the competitors, as in equestrianship, gymnastics, or sports car racing.
2. The place where such an event is held.
Greetings you manly, kilted harpists - aggrandize new aeolian-efforts!
After exothermic oxygen loses its atomic number, extra freon forms outside, restarting the system.
Save your snarks to entertain Metafilter.
Monkeys, elephants, trolls and farkers in lavender t-shirts exchange recipes.
Metafilterian expressions titillate anyone fitted into loose trousers, entertaining reprobates.
Never evade certain responsibilities. Otherwise my aunty Nan cooks ya.
You antidisestablishmentarianist!
Another neat thread is developed, involving simian essayists striving to achieve blissful linguistic insight, semantic harmony, masterful entrapment, neurotic textualism, automatic response inhibition, and not incidentally, successful teamwork!
* fans self daintily *
Too excellent! All monkey wunderkind only respond knowledgably!
Kool nuts, outrigger! Wendell likes efforts doing good after baiting long yammering.
or something like that...
Yammerheads anonymously mark mice, elephants, rednecks, inking navels gargoylishly.
Green and red gorgonzola on your lips is so hellishly like you.
Youth ousts underworld-demon!
Don't ever mention our names.
or
Understand now demon, everyone rates well our red lentil dish, duck eggs makes others nauseous.
Never apply unguent subcutaneously. Elephants obviously use salves
Such incidents destroy everything! Wendell accuses you, Suomynona!
Shocking unrequested oocupations make yesterdays nasal obstructions naval aviators.
appologies if I've been neglecting our word game
I've been slightly pre-occupied with travel plans..so if i don't participate for the next few weeks it's not because i don't care it's because i won't have time to use or free access to these internets
Aunty Vera is always trying on rumpled sweaters.
Sausages we eat are terrible -- eschew rotting sauerkraut.
Sausages are ugly entrails! Real kielbasa reeks - always use tofu.
Although they make some pretty good sauerkraut in NS. :-)
Tick's opinions "flatter" ungulates.
Under national guises, unify latin american temporary education sites.
Swim, ichthyosaur, through elephant-clogged swamps
Some people hate insects; needless xenophobia exhibits shortcomings.
Shortly hereafter, orreries return to cosmic origin, many integrating never-seen gestalt somewheres.
Somewhere over my elbow, Wendell has engaged risky exciting somethings.
Somewhere over MY elbow there hang increasingly nasty garter snakes
'So, noon-blosom: all knives end sharply.
Serpent's home abuts rocks, purple loosestrife, yarrow.
Yessir, a right royal olfactory wonderland.
What odious nectars durians emit, reeking long and never diminishing.
Docks, I moan, itching nettles!
I seek Hesperides,
Ilions, nightingales, goshawka.
Gosling over squawks, hence all wolves killing anon.
Arctic narwhal: often noctivagous.
Sorry about the misspelt word! -- why o why woz it the end one?!>
Noctiluminescent,
Orion chases
these incandescent vagrants
around galaxies,
over unstarred
savannahs.
Envious niggling sometimes ceases over neatly crafted elephant dialogues.
Despite international accords legal orangutans greeting undocumented elephants saturday
Sly anthologists toil under rules, denying all yahooisms.
You Americans have ousting opportunity: international serenity makes sense!
Not to ruffle any feathers or anything...
Sense? Even nonsense sounds excellent
Eating xylocarps, capuchins emit loud lavatory eruptions, need tissues.
Temptations irk some shot-putters under elephantine sleeping-bags.
such lengthy erudite elegant posts! i'll not grumble
G'wan, bee- you've earned it.
and do it in verse while doing a fake cockney accent and dancing like Dick Van Dyke. Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Somewhere
under piers
eels reel,
chose another line;
if frogs reckon
and gavotte,
it's lessened
in skeined time;
if carp evade,
X-it plainly
in algorhythmic
lines, intruders
de-cipher
opened charts,
instructors overlook
understudied
soprano-parts.
Several open-mouthed primates reel, astounded newly over poet's adaptability. Really triumphant stanzas!
This particular 'word' should be disqualified from these threads on account of showing up far too often. I have been tempted in the past to use 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis', but I don't want to be sniped.
if you can read this, you have your fonts set too big.
Sometimes, Tasmania and New Zealand are subtropical.
Sometimes, Tasmania and New Zealand are subtropical.
To have extremely ordinary sausages,Otto performed half-hearted interpretive synchronized twirling.
when i get back to the states i'm going to have to spend the next month and a half reading through all the these postings
Thomas went into rages, laughing in nasty gaffaws.
Gorillas usually find fault; apes waggishly spell.
Slothful paws emblemize lollygagging lemurs.
Let every monkey use synergy.
Let every monkey use rhinocerous synergy.
/anal-retentivity.
err... rhinocerosish.
Silence your noisy elephants, relentlessly grey youngsters.
yet every lass/lad of wanton jeering acts caustically, knowing every take suspicious
sovereign under sunlight,
pumas, itchy cheetahs,
inky ocelots,
underpadding,
summer-stalkings
seems unknowingly made mistake endeavoring reasonable sense to actively lie known in necessary game submission
Some unknowing beeswacky mucked it so severely it's operationally nonfunctional!
Neither opals nor feldspar under northern country's tundra. It's only nitrogen and limestone.
literate inhabitants make ebullient statements towards optimistically noncommital shuttlecocking
it's a verb! check yer MW!
meant gerund! means bandy! need food! scusi!
who is this gerund guy and does he have a better weasel than mine?
Spewing higher understanding, the trolls loosen every combustable opinion conspicuously knocking into nonessential Gerund.
Grab elephant:
Run!
Unto new
Destination.
Drugs eliminate schizophrenic trauma; it's noticeably ameliorated. Tension is often negated.
tick: no extreme gregariousness and tremors ever diminished
wendell: no essential gerund appears to end denounced
bees: not elephants! get a textual equivolent, dear
biforcation! it's a speed run!
if I promise not to take out my weasel, can I have the short one? Oh, now that doesn't sound right..
Foosh! Bye fer Cajuns!
Cage uns want out NOW!
Dastardly irritants: minatory iguanas, neighbourhood incarnations, seem hungry: epicurean demonhoods!
hey, it took me almost three minutes to come up with those customized ditties, sheesh
and i made smoked turkey black bean chili with one hand--
doth every missive occurring need herds or offer dining suggestions?
replace with sir if you please
Yolande's elegant lupins loom over white roses and tousled thyme, luring elephants.
Eloquence lost emphasis. Participles had another night to struggle.
Some tired rogues undertook grand googling, lifting elephant-ears
Exhausted lemurs enjoy plantains, having already nibbled taro empanadas at round-table soiree.
symptomatic overprotectiveness incurs regarding expressive efforts
someone stop me, been acting way overprotective of mofi, like i think i belong here or something
was that hostily or unintentional hostility--
hA
DO OVER
you offer no/minal discernible effort, reaffirming--
believe my momentarily perceived moment of meaning a failed deconstructed construct,'swacky--
so on with the nonsequitors!
playing reigndeer games, infer as you will
bushwhacked efforts endeavor
some wishful attempted cleverness
keratosis suggested
leave window open, miss what wanders in-- keep going? back up?
rest easy, friends, for if real meaning incised, needs goading
Graceless 'obbledehoys anticipate dining inconsequentially, not gnawing.
Gracious! Not another windbag in nettled galoshes!
Gentlemen - A long overdue shindig has everyone speechless!
seems posts evidence else, choose him letting exist such sayings
still, a yeanling interest now gamely squires
Such quotes undermine interesting reading expereinces, shithead.
No offense!
/Rodney_Dangerfield
Such harmless innuendo - try hurling ersatz anvils diagonally!
some unasked "righting" make intents surface, excepting diverticulum
sincerely trying to come up with an easier end word, primarily
not monopolizing space/thread
deconstruct if versed entries righteously taken irk consciences, unless largess undoesn't matter
Find longer words much more fun, me.
Make a tasty tartlet, eat raspberries.
random anonymous someones perhaps beg entry resistance reaffirmed in extreme semantics
entry, resistance
should either members (able, new, textually inclined) care submitting
(=,
kkkk
slappable umpteeth blabble made in this thread i needed garble
needn't
argh
groundless anal recorrections be lastly ended
'cept responders advocating nonsensical kicks-- youthquake trends inhibiting keepsakes?
Diving in
stating contributions uninhibitedly
shows sensibilities involving occupants, nomatter
either new people will bother to play on this thread or the same handful
but ferphilssake stop letting me be the one to seemingly end a thread--
Nonplussed, Oliver mentioned anise, took thyme, eating ravenously.
Roses and violets even now open ubiquitous stanzas - liberate yourselves.
Always with the Y, beeswacky!
"You other users really seriously entertain lunatic visions," Ethylene said.
Simply audacious interjection: derring-do!
Don't expect restrained retrospection in Ned's ghastly diary -- overrated.
One very elegant rapscallion read a ten episode diary.
Don't inquire about Rasputin's yellowjackets.
Ye egregious land lubbers of whingedom, just ask Cap'n Kipper - eat tentacled squidlets.
Seventeen queens utter imprecations, denying lesser Excellencies this sovereignty.
Sometimes obese virgins endure recalcitrant emptiness, inviting exile; "Go north towards Yokosuka!"
Yapping otterhounds know outlaws, scoot under kidnappers' accociates.
Another chimp criticizes, often carefully interprets another's terribly eccentric spelling.
Hee hee.
Can mind be faster than the fingers? --wot atrocious spelling!
Simply preposterous, elephants liking leopards in hightime garments.
= nighttime
Though I rather liked hightime garments.
I pictured a smoking jacket and pasties. P'raps a lampshade?
Grab antsy rotund muskrats eagerly nosing their scotches.
Stuttering chimpanzees outdo the cross-eyed harpsichordist expecting symphonies.
She came over towards Carl. He exhaled slowly.
(dang)
Since you made pancakes, honey, oatmeal never is even sufficient.
Swallowing uncouth 'freedom fries' is causing incipient eruptions -- not tamales.
Tomatoes are missiles - a launching erupts salsa.
Sad as lite salsa: atesticular.
You made that up!
Angry Telephonic Equipment stupidly twatlike in covering up Los Angeles rumble.
*points to Poetic License*
Rapscallions, underestimating merrymakers, break little elevator.
Elevator leaning eastward veers against twirling orrery's ratchets.
Respect a trunk! Catch humble elephants tooting souzaphones.
Since our usual zpelling appears perhaps hampered, one needs editing skills.
Ooook! As long as you call it a 'zed' it's alright, dear bee
Snickering orangutan lurks in Louvre, often quietly urinating in Eyck section.
Wot else would it bee called?
Such ettiquette confuses the incoming orangutans, naturally.
negating any theories under review
languinate lingering yeomanry
and maybe a bit of variety, laying off the y's and heretofores?
ethylene, the problem seems to stem from always using the last word in a sentence, so many end in -y or -ing.
Some means of varying the word to be used might result in greater variety -- but until this changes, we are stuck with frequent letter repetitions. I am willing to alter things if other folk are, and would suggest using the next to last word or the first word might offer some relief.
Now, about that missing A, eh?
the A was actually left to the imagination
and whether to y's or elephants, i have no idea what anyone wants/thinks/applies
visa versa
inverted
blaah
as for playing as playing along--
your letters left a round
under the ailing neighbor
now an urge to ape larkurs lies yielding
Yellowstone is exceedingly long drive into Nevada's ghost-towns.
Glencannon has only scotch therapy; to offset whisky needs saltines.
Scotch and soda crackers -- Pfui! Ptah!
Scotch alligators, leave turtles! I've no elephants swarming.
Give lads extra nuncheons, cherish a newcome nephew or niece.
"nuncheons"? Foosh, bee!
Nepenthes is eroding Colin's eyesight.
Dinna fash yerself wi' yer fooshes, tick.
Besides, 'negligees' didn't seem quite in keeping wi' the spirit o' the thing.
Egrets yearning, emmets swarming -- ibises grotesquely hot tonight!
Feesh she is verra sma'
Turrible ornery nighthawk indolently gives hoot, twitters.
'Tisn't well-done, Ignatz thinks; too explosive -- rarely suggestive!
Snuffling up gunpowder gives elephant sore trunk. It's very explosive.
Blowing the nose, indeedy.
Eventually Xerxes pondered letters, ogled Sophocles' illegible verses, exhausted.
Excitable Xanthippe harrangues author using salty tongue, ever demonstrative.
Do encourage Mehitabel or Niccodemus, suppress Titus, rumbling Androcles, Titania, Igor, Velma, Ebenezer.
Even Barney eventually notices erogenous zones, engendering raptures.
That'll be yer purple prose. Hee.
Rapunzel, a petunia, talking unclearly Rapunzel escapes swiftly.
Sam waited in front; they left yesterday.
Yikes! Every single time each Rabelaisian doofus appears, yodel.
You obstinate, dimwitted, egregious loser!
Listen, old stinker: eat rhubarb-marmelade!
Love of sarcophagus entertained Ramses.
Redundancy always makes sad elves sad.
Spelling atrocities diverted.
Dressed in violets, elders rarely talk, elders digress.
Do I gotta read every stupid schadenfreudism?
Stop calling hippies deadly elephants. No freudian realist expects utopian dystopia in synthetic marxism.
Time runs and never stops. Lovers, under Cupid's eye, never consider entropy.
Explain nothing to royalty or pornographic yeshivas
Yahweh's elucidators, studious Hebrew institutions validate ancient screeds
Scrolls can roll, ending elementary drawing swiftly.
Swinging wildy I felled the lofty Yggdrasil.
wildly, even
Yellowing grapefruit groves don't re-establish Arkansan supremacy in loganberries.
Lights over Greenland
Arctic night
Borealis
Early rising
Running in endless snowfields
Snakes never open Windows, finding it easier letting DOS suffice.
Snowshoes? Now on workmanlike feet, Icelanders explore long deserted seashores.
bees, you and I seem to share an internal clock.
Sunshine undoes far flying Icarus, crashing earthbound.
Shouts echo and sirens howl. Officers respond - emergency situation
Earthworm anecdotes rarely take humourous bent; often underground's nasty, drab.
Disoriented, reading ancient boustrephedon
bou·stro·phe·don ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bstr-fdn,
Bounding out under simian temptation, replying excitedly, posting hilarious extemporaneous doggerel, or not.
Naturally one's tongue-tied.
There's one natural glue under everything - tiny information encoding deoxyribonucleotides
Yours!
Dorians esteem old Xerxes: yon regal oligarchs believe our newcomers unclean; craving lush extravagances, outlandish Thebans invade, destroy expediant soldiery.
Struggling over long distances I eventually returned yesterday
You esteem scented tea-cakes, eat rutabagas, diced, and yams.
Yum! Almond marzipan squares.
some questionable agreement regarding egregious semantics
insert understanding
Understandably, new delegates eruditely resolved some treaties and negotiations dependably, interestedly, not grudgingly.
suckingly!
another example of failure to insert understanding
*sigh*
it's all semantics
Goggling rudely, underage dromedaries gape into nomads' gently luffing yurts.
Ygdrasil's underbark roughs these swan-singers.
Sad, wise and noble - Saint Ignatius, noted godly emissary, requires supplication.
Seek under potted plants liver inflaming cheese accessories to instruct old nannys
Nasty Argentinian ne'er-do-wells nailed your sockpuppet!
Splinter-prone, often chipped, could Pinochio understand painted puppets exacting tintinabulations?
There is news that I never accepted Belinda's undying love although that is only nefarious scandal-mongering
Swedes choose a neighbourly design and little men outlawed new globe-trotters, eventually rejecting injudicious nearby gymnastics.
Given you maintain nuclear armed submarines this inevitably concerns sea-worthiness.
Secluded eastern abode winsome, often requires touch-up; has insects, needs electricity, sewage system.
So you say that's essentially managable?
arse ... manageable?
...mangle-able?
Met a neighbor, argued geography, eating a buttered lobster eagerly!
Eating a giant eggroll really loosens you!
Yippee! Or unyippee!
As the case may bee.
Understanding narrowly Yeats' implication, Pope Pius expects eschaton
'ere! 'oo's gone an' eschaton the Pope, then?
England shall call Hades and take over nastiness.
Now Albion sinks to inconsequence - new England's sans significance
Since Iraq, George's notorious invasion, fallen is credibility about northern crumpet empire.
Help your police, noisy overdressed troublemaker is causing suspicion.
Sam uttered soft praise, importunities celestial immaterially overcoming noncompliance.
Never, oh never cast out monkey poo! Let it age normally, creative effusion.
Woo-hoo! 900!
Excited fecal flinging ultimately stains. I offer nothing.
Nothing offal to heft...Ignatz notices goat-droppings.
Get out and tango; don't run off pitching poo in nasty gooey salvos.
Surprise! a laughing visage, ordured saucily.
Sewage adorns uncle, chimp is loudly yelling.
Ye everlasting leaders, lament! Illustrate night's glooms.
Great leviathan, over ocean master supreme.
Swagged under pediments, ribboned evergreens meet expectations.
Every xmas people expect candy, turkey and tinsel - I only need snowfalls.
Somehow never overwhelmed, Wendell found a lecherous linedancing Sasquatch!
Sally always seemed queasy unless attached to Charlie's hula-hoop.
Hiding under leis, a Hawaiian outcast outruns policemen.
Professor's often invoking crude empiricism, making explanations nonsensical.
None of Nathaniel's Seven Eavestroughs novel series is construed as literature.
Lately I've tried eating rhubarb as told usually really enjoyable
Enjoyable? Nonsense! Just offer your appetite boiled lettuce - exquisite!
I would just like to say that wendell's lecherous line-dancing sasquatch needs to be in the NoMoJoJo thread . . .
Every xmas queues up interesting sights - I think, "electric!"
Edward loved experiencing classic tram rides in Constantinople.
Cutting of northern spruce trees and nailing turkeys in neck offers people ludicrous enjoyment.
Equestrian nuts jump over your mama's excellent nummy trifle.
Transform rifles into flutes, loading embouchure.
Exactly my boy! Once uttered, Celtic hexes usually remain efficacious.
Evidently, furry fornication is constantly allowing creepiness into otherwise unremarkable sensuousness.
Say- everybody needs some. Up on Uranus, several nasty entities savour sexuality.
"Statuary echoes Xanthian undertakings!" a Lycian is twitchelly yammering.
Damn, but that looks wrong -- twitchily?
You are mocking my eshatology? Really, I *nailed* Gottendammerung
Bees, second one looks right
Go on - those tacky enterprises never did allow miniscule mutterings equally, resisting underhandedly near generalities!
Give even nine euros? Rather all louts in trade improve ethical sales!
Shit! A lion's escaped Serengeti!
Search every recess, every nook--get every thing inventoried!
I never veer elephantward -- not too overtly -- running in elephant-free directions.
oops, my turn to make up!
Dreary oddness consumes most Edwardian ne'er-do-wells 'til all their intentions open nothing.
Thanks for falling on that X wendell, and applause for patita
Days of Communist Ukraine, municipal executive nervous, they anticipate trouble in Odessa nomenklatura.
Withdraws applause for patita, pouts huffily
Night on the hillside in north Gwynedd.
aw, Abiezer, we can still be friends!
Gone, wild yearnings nurturing effusive delights--demented!
Dear Eppie: My ex-wife nearly took everything, desperate-housewifely.
Daniel's expertise secured posting evaluating reports at the embassy - having offered unusual semiotics, working in Farsi, even learning Yoruba.
You only relish undercooked beefsteaks, Aristos!
Are restaurants ignoring stout truffles of satan?
Satanic are truffle-hunters and non-truffle-hunters.
Crouches, waiting for the screaming to begin.
First I get wendell's wacko compound (not Waco compound I hasten to add pace Koresh) above and now even Saint Bees is at it! Referee! whinge, gripe
Not overtly naturalistic - Tristam's recorded utterances furnished few life experiences - however, until now the end-product rated semiautobiographical.
semi-lucid explorers missing
in an undergrown thicket
of bonobos in oversized
grimy raincoats and
Parisian hats irritating
carrion-eaters and lexicographers
Let's examine x-ray image copies of gross raccoon anatomy possibly having enormous red scabulations.
Yeah, I made up that word. Wanna make something out of it? And all this time I thought I was living in wendell's wacko compound...
Wendell, I love your made-up word. Scabulations. It rolls off the tongue.
Normally I applaud creativity master wendell. It's the final 'y' that kills me.
So, Count Ambrosius, Belisarius's undead legions attack! They include orange ninja skeleton!
sweepstakes king eats
lettuces, extravagantly
tittering over nigglers
Now I've got guns loaded expect revenge shoot-out
sweeping high
over Orion
towards Ophiucus -
unicorn thunders
That's how uninsured navvy died, erecting rickety superstructure.
Give lasses anchovies, new-made colcannon, extra scotch!
Some canapes or tapenade can't hurt.
Help understand redstarts, tomtits.
Tom offers marmalade to interested truffle sniffers.
Socks not intended for feet envelop rich sugarplums.
What is a sugarplum, anyway?
A kind of not very interesting boiled candy popular in days of yore. Have ye ever tasted barley sticks or horehounds drops? Human tastebuds were strangely defective at times in the 1800s, one concludes.
Some, uncertain,
prattle;
astrologers risk
putting lumps
underneath
man's soul-searchings.
Eek! I really goofed that one, with no g.
prattle = grope
Sound of uneasy laughter - scatalogical, embarrassing and racially charged humour is not good standup.
Since toffee and nougat delight, unleash pralines!
Pour rum and lime in Nestor's eggplant souffle.
Seek out untamed freedom-loving, free-wheeling, Lumpopo elephants!
Eclectic lovers, electric phoenixes. Here are newborns, Tesla's scions!
1097!
Surprisingly, cute iguanas only need sunshine!
Supine ungulates necessitate such holy intonations, neighing eviscerations!
anyone who read Roberto Calasso's Ka will get this
Each vivid incision sends chills everywhere: red and tacky ichor oozing, now subsiding.
WISHING A HAPPIER NEW YEAR TO ALL!
Sponsor underwear, beautiful socks, imaginatively dyed, in numerous gradations.
AND A HAPPY #1100 TO BEESWACKY
Gee, Roger, another dressing always thousand island?
Obtain new sauces!
HURRAY! THE MONKEYFILTER ARCHIVES HAVE BEEN RESTORED!
mallards envy
ranging ganders,
anserines navigating
southward, eagles
regal stewaedship
*flings poo at self*
= stewardship
Señor, this enema won't affect regularity. Does Spain hire incompetent proctologists?
(Happy New Year! - with apologies for the bad new year's precedent)
And the same to yourself, islander!!
primping rooster
obfuscates,
chicks tiptoe
o let our goslings
inspire stars
to swarm
So why are Republicans mortified?
Maundering
old reprobates
in first-flung
imitation
earthshoes
despondent!
Don't ever say
"pacific" ocean.
Nature defies
expression,
noble testament.
On a lighter note, bees, I liked your development of a poem set to the word "proctologists"! shouldn't we be putting this thread in an anthology or something?
one-a these days, Norton . . one-a these days . .
Elegantly xanthous, Tina enjoyed making people ogle randily and never even offered us some lovin - yeesh!
Your essential equipment - synthetic hockey-sticks.
horsemen own champions;
kings eye you
saddling that irritable chestnut,
kicking, swerving
Swashbuckling women engender revisionist versions in nautical geography.
Gender equality often gets rowdy as pirate hussies yo-heave-ho.
Sucessive edibles calm roistering Englishmen training swordfish.
Sounding whales over reefs, delicate flippers in southern hemisphere.
Swashbuckling wankers' outcry riles Damsels, figures in swordfishing happenings.
curse you patita!! *shakes fist*
Heliocentric epicenter,
My indiginous surroundings,
Please help environmental regulations endure.
a message from your friendly neighborhood backyard committee.
Evelyn's non-alcoholic drinks use real espresso
Excellent super-caffinated, pot roiler every steamy second -- odoriferous!
One drink of really ideal flavour,
Earthy, rich, of untold savour.
Simmer, add vinegar, onions. Uncover, refrigerate.
damn preview. ok, rhadamanthine
Rennovations had actually detracted and muddled another nice townhouse. History is never essential!
Plegmund -- )))!!!
Receive home-grown asparagus, deliver a menu, appraoch newcomers, take hazelnuts in nifty egg-cups.
Oops!
Extraordinary sweepstakes scorned; equestrians never tried initiating a lottery.
Look over there! That exactly replicates yesteryear!
Yesterday easily stays today, even really young existences are relative.
Read early Latin authors - that includes Virgil's Eclogues.
Extreme charity leaves only goodness, unless evil saturates.
Soft autumn twilight undoing rose aureate, then evening starlight.
See that archaic red light in galaxies hastening today-ward.
To ogle derrieres? Ass! You wanton reprobate, derelict!
Depraved erotic representative easily lingers in conspiratorial taverns!
Telepathy ain't vile errors, really,
nor second-sightedness.
Stock exchange contemplated outlawing non-institutional daytrading - some investments got hurt; the economic downturn nearly ended several stockbrokerages.
Some thief of cheap Kentucky bourbon raids our keepsakes, easily robs a guest eating spaghetti.
Stochastic parameters avoid getting higher evaluations to telegraph inaccuracy.
Isadora needs a closed casket; unhappiness ravaged a countenance's youthfulness.
Yellowed oilskin under the hearth, fire unwavering lights night's embrace. So silent!
Scripturally it largely evokes New Testament.
Tell everyone, "Stop thinking and mention endlessly nutsy theosophy.
The historical essayists offered scripture on paper, heavily yellowed.
(strike that)
Those historical evangelists offered scripture on paper heavily yellowed.
Your example looks like one wide, elongated dodecahedron.
Dude, only dialectical efforts can achieve hard-won equipoise during revolutions of nationality.
Never amend testimony if oath-sworn now and let illegal touch-ups yield.
You infidels! Embrace lichen-covered Deuteronomy.
Debating elections, unable to elicit reasoned opinion nor outline mutual yardstick.
You are Rumpelstiltskin? Donald? Samuel? Theodore? Ignatz? Charlemagne? Kadiddlehopper?
bees - I googled that because I thought your were just making stuff up.
Knighting, Arthur, doesn't involve dubbing dipsticks like Eric -he's ornery, pusillanimous, perhaps even ridiculous.
Abiezer_Coppe -- Clem Kasisslehopper was a comic persona of American comedian Red Skelton, the shtick being Kadiddlehopper was punch-drunk.
But so what if I had made it up? A sentence is a sentence whether factual or fictional.
Ramble into Denmark, into Copenhagen, understand languages of under-visited Scandinavia.
*sigh*
= Kadiddlehopper
Some can author noted diversions, impressing new acolytes versed in atonality.
A ton of nonsense and lyricism is too yummy!
Yokels underestimate my mare, Ysabella.
You say Americans bring evil lazy llamas? Asinine!
A silence indicates night-terror is newest equalizer.
Eating Quaaludes under a larch is zany, even repugnant!
Rare elephantine parsnips under gorgonzola nibbles are naturally tasty.
You always bite bears, always drive around black bears, always driving outdoors overconfidently.
Oour vindication's easy - rightwing Conservatives often now fall into defeat electorally - now they've lost Yorkshire.
Oops! 'Our' that should be
Yellowknifers often revel: kinky sex habits include rappelling encounters.
Talk about yer cliff-hangers! Quite the piton ye've got there, etc.
Elegant numbers contain our unique, never-ending thread's entries, rudely summarized.
I'm trying my hand at Perl and needed something to process!
I've got a cramp-on after that schtick, tick.
Suddenly, under-mesmerized members arose, risibly. "It's Zod," everyone droned.
Drank rum often, now extreme dipsomaniac.
Dang! It's probably silly outrigger measuring a new item - anal-retentive Canadian!
Nice list, o! I'd say the money that bee and I sent you was a worthy investment.
Canned armadillo, nasty antipasto doused in anteater's nostrums.
Now outrigger's started recording, upping my savannah-fu.
Great effort outrigger. Didn't click the link before fishtick pointed out what it was
Whoops, forgot the 't'
Now outrigger's started that recording, upping my savannah-fu.
Sloth, avarice, vanity... all nearly nihilistic attitudes... however, fuck uniformity.
Underplay nothing in Finland or reindeer murder ignorant tourists, yeomanry.
You esteem old-school machismo and naturally, reject yellowbellies.
(Thanks, BTW. fish tick: I suggest a Post-Off between you and bees!)
You'd even list lovers, outrigger - what brazenness! Every loathsome litany is eagerly showcased.
I am not 'wacky-worthy.
Donations of nothing alleviate, then extinguish, life's £u¢r€ ¤b$€$$i¤n.
(in case the symbols don't work, that's "lucre obsession")
"Oh, Beeswacky!" she enthused. "Such sonnets! It's otherworldly, nummybuckets."
"Never upset my monkey, you bastard! Unbelievable!" cried Karl "Evil, twisted simian-hater!""
Saints! I meant - in all notion, honestly - abject, true, everyday realness.
Rum ended a lugubrious, neverending existence, swiftly swallowed!
Swallowed?! Ah lord. Lost our wordsmith ever dear?
Desperate endeavoirs are risible.
Rum is soon imbibed, bees, long endured.
endeavoirs? O wot kind of horrid spelling is this? Wot I have rot?
Every newcomer: don't undetake re-ordering
expensive derringers.
Eeek! Someone's taken bees' undies!!
Aye, so they have, the bastards!
Not lucky green ones, one hopes?
The evil knicker nickers strike again! You can beat them even bare-buttocked, bees!
Despite every reasoned rationalisation, I nightly grieve each remembered sorrow.
A wandering minstrel, I, a thing of rags and patches, of ballads, songs and snatches -- and underwear that matchesx.tick.
Some offer rare risks of wobbliness.
When our beeswacky's behind -lo!- is nude, everyone seems sympathetic.
Striped yellow marsupials prowl around the hearth, eating tidbits in casseroles.
Striped yellow marsupials prowl around the hearth, eating tidbits in casseroles.
And being greedy, ate twice as much as I'd supposed.
Cæsar Augustus, says Suetonius, expanded Roman orders, liking equites' sesterces.
Thieving islander nicked knickers, eventually returning bees' elegant long lavender stockings.
Lavender's blue dilly, dilly,
and lunar tick is being silly -- hooray!
I wooled have used stellar but it won't rhyme.
Sapphires torment,
offering crazy kvetches --
I now guarantee
strata-gems.
Surely thinking
roots aching
tingly awareness
gritty earth
made sweet.
I wooled have used stellar but it won't rhyme.
bad bees! bad! not punny!
Surly westercoasters eventually exhibit ticklishness
Try? Right. It almost 'tried' him legless. Eventually, triathleter eased.
Every athelete spurts enormous discharges
Did it spurt? Could he argue rage-generated ejaculatory showers?
Some homecoming - ornery writers ejaculating rudely savannah-ward.
hmph.
Herewith mumbles piscine humbug.
Since apian visitors aren't now noticeable, a hesitant wandering arachnid resumes discussion.
Have ye all left, then? Foosh!
Damnation, I still can't understand such sentiments, it's outrageous neoconservatism.
Still soldiering on fish tick, thinking of absent friends
Not every old coot on 'net surrenders easily. Rally veterans! Arm the indignant simian myrmidons!
Is it just me, or have things got quite italic recently?
Muster your rampaging masses! Ipse dixit: Onwards! Never surrender!
Sheesh! Us redhaired rhesuses expectantly natter, drumming each ribcage.
Returning intrepid beach-goer calls aloud, gestures expressively.
Hope ye had fun, glad yer back
Rich idle bimbettes can't always get everything.Or maybe they can.
Entertaining xylophonists played Rachmaninoff, each soulful sonata inciting very excited loud yells.
Yes, everything looks like shit.
I'm so sorry.
Still, hope is timeless.
Timelessness is mostly endless longing, endless soul-searching.
...and endless italics. Can we have a closing bracket somewhere to celebrate a joyous renewed buzzing here? :-)
Swoop over, under landscapes --
spot every amiable rogue
carrying honey
in never-ending gyrations.
Great! You've returned! A trying interlude over now. Superb!
Sea-sloths under pastry: elephant's rich breakfast.
bees' renewed energy activates kinetic frenzy and silent thought.
The hatefulness of uncouth galoots hastens tarnish.
You obviously understand reality, Suonynoma; everybody loves fishtick.
I love including MoFite names in my entries... how come I never get words with a "b" in them?
BTW, next entry is #1600!
First I shall have the ironic cat kidney
No cat can be known thoroughly by such as we,
the ironic cats we've met we know from A to P.
Kong, irked, damned novelty-seekers, expelled yodellers.
Your order's deified; even lesser lights eventually reached sainthood.
shit. another insolent n00b tries hatin' on others. dick.
Several awkward itinerants neglected true hospitality, offhandedly obscuring destinations.
Whoops!
Down irksome cheetahs, knave!
Knowledgeable narwhals avoid vexatious eskimos.
Ever since Klingon integration, many officer Starfleet.
Support the Andromedan Resistance, favour Loyalists, expediously exterminate Terrestrials!
The early Romans ran everything smoothly: the roads, incredible aqueducts, linguine suppers.
Surprisingly ungrateful Parthian people expelled Roman suzerain.
Some underestimate Zoroastrians; enlightenment, Renovation, Asha interested Nietzsche.
Now I entertain the zany supposedly cheering his elephant.
Eat lunch early pal - have a nice tortilla.
oh, no, not ELEPHANT again...
Every little elephant prefers having Apiary Novelty tormented...
you wouldn't give me a 'b' for beeswacky, so I went synonymous... bwahahahahaha...
AAAARRRRGGGGHHH1
Tortillas only really torture idiots lacking Latino aptitude.
A pity the igloo toppled under duress; elephants?
s/duress/distress
Elephants, lazy elephants pressured homestead and now they're snow-blind.
This thread is making me hungry.
Eat cooked lentils and investigate rice souflees.
Several ornery, underfed fellows leered excitedly: English sweetmeats!
or
Several ornery, underfed fussy fellows leered: English sweetmeats!
Not to be pedantic.
Eek.
*thumps large leafy branch on ground for emphasis*
i before e, except when it's me
och, the shame, the shame..ye certainly are emphatick
Sex lacking, yes? Lo, yohimbine!
Whoops, I've hit the gutter.
Yes, old hipopotamus in murky brine ingest nested eggs.
gahh... hippopotami
Extremely goofy guess, Suomynoa.
AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Extremely goofy guess, Suomynona.
I know... step away from the keyboard...
Seek underneath our mammoths, youngster; never offer niblets anticlockwise.
Ah.
'Neath the ibex
Came . . . Llama
[otherwise called Kiki.]
We idled. Suddenly - EEK!
Everyone envied Kenneth.
King Edward never needed excuses to hopscotch.
However, on points, Saracens crush other teams: Championship headliners!
Howdahed elephants are dashing leftward into neighbourhood's extremely redolent sewer-system!
Smelly elephants were easily refused - stop yielding slops to every marsupial!
So, evidently we evoke right-seeming yearnings, simultaneously tackling everything manually?
Yeah, I even incorporated the hyphen.
On preview, DAMN YOU TO HELL MOTHNINJA.
Mastodons ambled northwest; undervalued are lengthy, lichen-clogged Yellowstones.
So take a mighty pachyderm Elephant Delights -- extraordinary!
Elephant x-rays (sorry!), taken rarely although often relevant down in Nagpur, are radioactive. Yikes!
You irk kings eating sandwiches.
Shiva -- antique, numinous deity -- would ingest cold hamburgers, extra seasoning.
Several eager agnostics showered: one's noble if near godliness.
Give octopus dainties, letting it nestle, extend subtle aubmergence.
=submergence
Such unbridled, bounteous merriment, evenings relating garrulously escapades now considered embarrassing.
damn. i thought "aubmergence" was a cool-sounding word I didn't know. and i was impressed. but no.
Every man before Aristotle resolutely rejected animal sorting systems; intellectuals nowadays group.
Thinking aubmergence might be when ye are staring around a room full of people and become aware that a certain number of them have red hair, HawthorneWingo.
early murmurs --
birds are roosting
as sleep settles
in nested groves
Eek!
Gulls reel over unstrung promontories.
Lovely poem even if it was pipped to the post beeswacky
Please read our manifesto - our new theme of ranting incoherently elicits support!
Yours was better, Bees!
Glad ye liked it.
Sicilian undertakings purified people of ruthless truthfulness.
And, ticklish tricksters all cackling, kryptonite entered - delightful!
Digging ecstasy like ignorant goobers having tremendous fun underneath linens!
Licentious... I'll never eat non-shellfish.
I just realized I've used a hyphenated word before as one word, and just now have used it as two. Please discount that response; work beckons & I have no time to redo. Sorry!
Licentious... I'll never eat nasty shellfish.
If I may make so bold.
Non-shellfish ought to be one word if it's hyphenated. He said unshellfishly. But now I don't know wot to do -- do I order the shellfish or the non-shellfish?
Nibbling on nougat seems, however enticing, lamentable license, fat-inducing in seasonal helpings.
Oops. Sorry, pete -- yours wasn't up yet when I previewed. HW's right, this thread is becoming slower and slower.
Help every little liar, ye evangelists and hellbound!
Hear every little leviathan, ye evangelists and hellbound!
Hearing each little leviathan's braggadoccio offers unlimited naughty details!
Digits exist to aid in learning statistics.
Sending ticklish amphibians to Istanbul swiftly though it's crazy shipping.
Serge helps investors power purchase intriguing nuns' guimpes.
Grab underwear in my pants even snap!
Stretchy nethergarments aggrevate petebest.
Petite elephant tells everyone bigger elephants sound trombonish.
The randiest of monkeys, bonobos, often notice impressive, sexy hindquarters.
here, intumescence
never dwindles,
quaking underpins arteries,
released tension erupts,
rushing seaward
She's embraced alcoholism, working at real dipsomania.
Do iridescent pitchers
shiver? Opals? Mazy
alcoholic nacre
invests a conch.
Could one now control haughtiness?
Hey - A unique gamble has Taoist intentions, now emptiness succeeds sublimely.
Sailing up Bosporus lately, I met extremely lost yachtsman.
Nautical aphorisms underscore the incredible call all lifeboat lubbers yearn.
Your efforts achieved righteousness: NINETEEN-HUNDRED.
darn you wendell! *shakes fist*
Nightly I natter endlessly, taking every empty nuance, hovering under nerf-like dreams, rhyming existential dance.
"Dive!" a nervous Cap'n ejaculated.
Edna jitterbugs across crazily undulating linoleum: acid trippers enliven discotheque.
Dancing in such chemically-induced outlandish twirlings, however Edna's quite unexpectedly entrancing.
Ethelred, notoriously tardy, repositioned a new cavalcade into Nine Gorges.
Glowing o
"Goody! Oppressive regime," George explains schizophrenically.
Sorry about that:
"Goody! Oppressive regime," George exclaims schizophrenically.
yikes! Such a public display of glowing o.
Six cheesy hussies in Zimbabwe organize pet hospital, repairing emu noses, immunizing carefully any laconic llama youngsters.
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns.
but i don't want to be exposed to any Glowling o
Your olfactory uniqueness nose great smells - talks earnestly regarding stroganoff!
Strong tides ripped over Galungan, after night of frenzied fidelity.
frenzied fidelity . . i like it
For I've done every little invigorating thing youthfully.
I get high with a little help from my glowing o.
Fishermen in dungarees enjoy lassoing ichthyosaurus, tarpon, yellowfin.
Eat poetry in cream, unite redundant escargots and nihilism, it's still moonshine.
Marauding orangutans occupy noodle shop, howling intemperately, naughty escoffiers.
jeez, this thread is gettin' long...
Monkey Os often negate silly hassles in negotiations, ecstatically.
Dang it. Okay, then:
Every single copulator's O from fucking in elevators rumbles stirringly.
springtime thumps
into relapse,
recalling irksome
nightingles
gurgling liquidly
yawn-ward
the glowing o strikes again!
= nightingales
In bastard boss mode...
You're already working nights - we also require daylight.
Yetis are wandering North - warm air reached Dhangarhi.
foiled by the slow-loading page!
Dancing and yelling loudly in groups happifies terpsichoreans.
Ner-ner! :-P
Time ever renders painless sometime infelicity, converting happily old regrets, eliciting a new synthesis.
sandman, you
nibble the heart
easily spat
into shivering
Scandinavian heroes in Valhalla eat reindeer, invoking Norse gods.
Glowing O discombobulates simians.
An informal survey: would it be considered heresy to remove the first thousand comments here and move them to a page linked to this one?
I'd thought similar fish tick - maybe start a savannah 2 thread would be easier (just responding to the last post here in a new thread)?
Scarcely in my interest and not sensible!
Dunno, tick, but I think it may not be so easy. This is the eighth or nineth thread (or some such figure) of wendell's game. tracicle dfoesn't want any new threads of it being started, alas, though it gets achingly slow when threads get long. Maybe we can backtrack and see if there's not a shorter thread in the Archives, and use that for a while instead of this....OK, guys -- thread 147 has only 266 comments on it, if ye want to shift over there.
remember, tracicle rapped my knuckles after I started up continuation threads for this game after each 300-400 entries.
Such efforts never seriously improve big lousy environments.
Bees beat me again!
Seriously, I've given some thought to finding/making a seperate space for this exercise. I have an extra "Free 'til 2007" webspace from 1and1's promotion last year. It could be done as a membership blog with some free blogging software (like the original "Blogstop" was) that maybe we could alter so that the last word of each post would become the Title of the next post? I even have a domain name picked out fo it; I can probably set up most of it myself, but assistance would be quite welcome. Do I dare put up a "Curious George" on the front page or should we just discuss this here...
Yup, I remember. That's why petebest started this one, to take the heat off you. 147 is the New Kids thread ye started way back in December 2003, wendell, but it only has 266 comments on it. No reason we can't go and use that instead of this one if we choose to, I think. That's monkeyfilter.com/link.php/147.
Good thinking, everyone. Will you start us off over there, Maestro Bees or Professore Wendell?
oh the irony! damn slow loading page!
Alas, toppled by its own success. Okay then - Back to the Future!
what? aren't we going to wait until this thread hits 2000?
Stop playing with yourself Suomynona! It'll send you blind...
But look i'm not deaf
I am over there as well
Dunderheads everywhere are flippant.
We eschew little letters.
For little imps, partying past afternoon necessitates tequila
Tacos, enchilladas, quesadillas usually include libations autentica.
(HI EVERYBUDDY! Hey, a small gang of MeFites just broke the record for the longest comment thread on that site and I've challenged them to try to beat this thread - 1978 and counting. Why? Because, as a dual-citizenship Filterite, I just LOVE watching border wars break out!)
Yes, but wendell, we have no particular reason to believe that anyone over there cares.
That should be: "we have no particular reason to believe that anyone over HERE cares."
And now MetaChat has started its own Blogstop game. I AM SO CONFUSED.
All uniformed traffic enforcers need to impart caring ASAP.
somelessly, you simper excessively, vile elephant, nor trumpet horse-harness.Rich idle bimbettes can't always get everything.Or maybe they can. Entertaining xylophonists played Rachmaninoff, each soulful sonata inciting very excited loud yells.You expect limber linguistics immediately? No go!Gargantuan raccoons ate someone's sopapillas.depressing fate! Uncle Nigel chews old mutton, Freddie orders roasted termites, and Bob likes eel-pies.r