October 07, 2004
Meet an Honourary Monkey.. all he needs now is a banana I know, it's bad taste, and possibly old news, but I still felt strangely compelled to post it...
Yesterday's circus freak is today's religious icon.
There is hope for me yet.
Don't forget the Eyeball Kid.
Poor kid.
It looks like the "tail" is on one buttock, as opposed to sprouting from the tailbone. It's just a mutation, a growth. I feel for the kid. Although having your parents think you're a reincarnated god is probably quite handy.
Deja vu.
Poor kid? Nonsense!
Freaks are going to be the dominant powerholders in the quickly approaching end times for our current imbalanced societies. All freaks will keep a few normals as pets -- this kid will almost certainly have a collection of well-trained regulars to rub his beautiful tail with lemon balm and cardamom.
If that thing, you know, articulates it could be useful in what might otherwise turn out to be uncomfortable social situations.
If I stick a hotdog in my butt-crack, I can be a Hindu monkey god, too.
Hmm... I just did.
And, I gotta say, I feel pretty good!
Was it a hotdog or a manpon?
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