October 05, 2004

• Jesus, I'm 20% gay? If you knew me I think you'd say 65%. Though in fact I'm hetero.
• Happy and well-adjusted at 43%, FWIW.
• 43% here too, and supposedly well-adjusted.
• In my sexual preference, I too dig the ladies, but sometimes I get jealous of my queer friends who get to be so bitchy and campy. Seems like fun.
• 36 and technically I am having sex with a boy.
• It says I'm 46% gay. "You're very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!" I still need Queer Eye for the Married Mom, though. When are they making *that* spinoff? Hmmm?
• Dumb but funny questions. I'm gay when I want to be.
• Q: Do you think gay is the new black? * No, absolutely not, no way, never, you ignorant bastard. * Yes, oh god yes! yes! Yes! Unh! Jesus fuck yes!
• 63% percent gay. "Careful! you may be straight-laced, but any more butch and you'll have to fight off the girls" Think the fact I know how to change oil in a vehicle did me in.
• 36% - a question about lucky underwear and no questions about lucky socks.
• "technically" acuallysettle?
• Oh god, not the socks again.
• Funny, if I answer as a female (either orientation), I am told I am 70% gay. If I answer as a straight male (all but gender and orientation was honest), I get only 36% gay and get told to "Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges". Yet if I answer as a gay male, I am told "You might act straight mate, but I bet your mother always knew you'd grow up to be a gay guy." Interesting.
• ze'at is 60% gay! Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo guy! I can deal with that.
• 66% gay. It would be higher, but I have no problem flirting with a guy to get a parking space.
• Isn't this sexist?
• Yes.
• Ah.
• 73% gay? Just because I'm unwilling to admit that I don't know how to do an oil change? Why does that question count twice, anyway? This is probably why I get such good drinks at the End Up.
• I'm only 33% gay? I want my fucking money back... Queer Eye has a lot to answer for, the flouncing little bastards. I also am puzzled and intrigued by Settle's use of the word "technically"...
• woohoo I am 53% gay and married to someone of the opposite gender *contented sigh* this is how the world is meant to be...
• It's part of the promotion for Metrosexuality, isn't it? I've seen a few episodes - it's a fascination show, especially the way it plays with the film. Not really a sit com or a drama, but something else entirely.
• I am technically having sex with myself.
• Someone mention dead kittens.
• I am figuratively having sex with squidranch's dead kitten.
• It lied to me.
• only 23% gay.
• 100%. So is my opposite-sex partner.
• 16% gay. I must be doing something wrong.
• 20% gay.
• 50%, which sounds about right for a hetero tomboy. I also guessed answers on behalf of my metrosexual friend and he got 50% too. Yay for us!
• 30%...I can live with that. idest: The needle always goes to 100, you have to click for actual results. (Unless you're really 100%, in which case, congratulations!
• 36%. Should I worry? Is that too gay? Not gay enough? What? AARRGGHH!!! I'm so lonely ...
• Cali, I just spoke to your mom and she said your score was just about perfect.
• squidranch: I second the "technically" question
• Well, I'm just a strate-laced girly-girl with just a hint of my inner butch popping out at 30%. What rot! Probably ought to be 50-50, if the dang thang were done right. Crappy questions. Younger Elvis---Bleah! Younger Clint Eastwood or Steve McQueen--Rowarr! And YES Nostril, Squiddy. Socks are VERY important. Color, pattern, paired or unpaired--these are SIGNIFICANT questions, people! Your answers to these could have pegged the gay-o-meter right over. ooooh, ooooh, OOOK! here they come: Monkeyfilter: Happy and well-adjusted. HAH! Monkeyfilter: I'm gay when I want to be. Monkeyfilter: Oh god, not the socks again. Monkeyfilter: I can deal with that. Monkeyfilter: I want my fucking money back... Monkeyfilter: The flouncing little bastards. Priceless. Monkeyfilter: This is how the world is meant to be. Monkeyfilter: I'm technically having sex with myself. Monkeyfilter: I must be doing something wrong. Monkeyfilter: I can live with that. Monkeyfilter: I just spoke to your mom. Monkeyfilter: Not Gay enough? Monkeyfilter: I'm so lonely .... *holds hand over heart, gazes skyward You guys are just ... Inspired! Oooo, wait for it! Monkeyfilter: ... Inspired! Com'ere DM Nuts. Let me give you a hug. Platonic, of course.
• I wanna hug too.
• Looks like BlueHorse been on the diet pills again.
• I came in at the 16% mark and then they tell me i'm to hetero for the times. Apparently it's not cool to be straight anymore??
• I scored 50% gay, which I think is about right.
• boo! only 50% gay. i'm so normal. can we make me gayer? i still wanna sleep with girls tho. can that be my super secret gay secret?
• I came in at the 16% mark and then they tell me i'm to hetero for the times. Apparently it's not cool to be straight anymore?? Was wondering the same thing, Suomynona (got the same note at 20%). WTF is too hetero? Someone's gotta have reproductive sex in the world :) Didn't they see the South Park episodes on this very thing? Though it is just a silly online test.
• Monkeyfilter: My Super Secret Gay Secret /in honor of BlueHorse
• squidranch: Technically as in actually. Well. Look at my profile to see how gay I am.
• OT: "Rancho Calamari" is cracking me up. That really really needs to be the name of subdivisions in the Southwest US. Or maybe even a town, give Rancho Cucamonga a run for the silliest name.
• I'm right on 50%. How normal can you get? I thought the fact that I do all my own DIY and know how to do an oil change would swing it.
• yay! i got taglined! my MoFi notoriety is assured! ... .. . *crickets* uh... guys? gu-uuyyys? hello? is there... anybody... there..?
• *arrives really late to the party* Uh, I'm 16% gay. Also, many of the questions didn't apply to me. I think it would be more accurate to call me asexual. Hi.
• I am "actually" having sex with myself.
• Pivo, Rancho Calamari is technically, no, make that actually the name of my production company. I thought that squidranch might make for a nice anglicized version of it for the mofi nickname. Thanks for recognizing the inherent absurdity of the name.
• 30% gay. Which at least partially explains all the shemale pr0n on my C drive.
• Bah! I can't seem to find any shemale slash on this so-called Internet. Useless!
• Meh. Only 15%. I really need to get up off the couch more often and exercise.
• 30% ... I like to be in touch with my feminine side regularly ...
• Koko 56% gay. OOK! OOK!
• Pivo - Do we need a heteros anonymous support group?
• I don't get it, I'm gay for real, but only got 23% gay according to this test...retook it, and got 25%... that's hilarious, being a sissy is in. I love it.
• 36%, girlie-girl. How boring.
• 26% I'm 1% gayer than Warrior. Neat.
• idest: If you and your opposite sex partner are each 100% gay, and if you actually sleep together, this may be the best (hottest?) relationship ever. :)
• I like to be in touch with my feminine side regularly I don't think you're alone, Dickdotcom.
• 13% gay (described as antiquated red blodded male). But the thingie that supposedly identifies the sex of writers based on their use of language tells me that I write like a woman. My mind is depply confused, but the lil' Zemat down there is pretty sure he likes femmes.
• Woaoaah Zemat. You're a man?! A man?!! I have to sit down for this. A MAN? Are you sure? I cannot believe it. This changes everything. EVERYTHING!! Can I get maybe a second opinion?
• I wonder what fuyugare really scored.
• Can it bee I'm the only honest man in this thread?
• It may bee, let us bee.