September 30, 2004

Double Package Post Time again for a MonkeyFilter Double Package Post.

Post 1 Dennis Hastert has introduced a provision that would legalize torture for the Homeland Security Office.

The provision Rep. Markey referred to is contained in Section 3032 and 3033 of H.R. 10, the "9/11 Recommendations Implementation Act of 2004," introduced by House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL). The provision would require the Secretary of Homeland Security to issue new regulations to exclude from the protection of the U.N. Convention Against Torture and Other Forms of Cruel, Inhuman, or Degrading Treatment or Punishment, any suspected terrorist - thereby allowing them to be deported or transferred to a country that may engage in torture. The provision would put the burden of proof on the person being deported or rendered to establish "by clear and convincing evidence that he or she would be tortured," would bar the courts from having jurisdiction to review the Secretary's regulations, and would free the Secretary to deport or remove terrorist suspects to any country in the world at will - even countries other than the person's home country or the country in which they were born. The provision would also apply retroactively.
Post 2 Michael Savage says that if John Kerry wins we will see the sale of baby body parts, a U.N. tax, banning guns, free prescription drugs for AIDS patients, the Bible declared a hate book, etc. The fact support him. He looked all this up in a book called Savage Nation. Good enough for me.
posted by Sullivan 20 years ago
  • the sale of baby body parts, a U.N. tax, banning guns, free prescription drugs for AIDS patients, the Bible declared a hate book One of those isn't like the rest...
  • kenshin, Savage is a longtime gay basher.
  • And free prescription drugs for AIDS patients is terrible why?
  • Don't even talk about that fucking psycho. And for gods sake, don't link to the motherfucker. What a piece of total shit. I can't belive that turd still has a radio show. Fuck.
  • On review, isn't that some kind of modern day record for the most uses of the word fuck in a one paragraph setting? I'm proud of myself and I know my momma would be too. /sarcasm.
  • I found it very expressive!
  • Let's not forget Hastert trying to make torture legal. The fun of double posts is that you need a scorecard to keep track in the comments.
  • Sometimes the f-word is the best word.
  • I'm fine with these proposals if we can set limits: say, allowing Dennis Hastert and Michael Savage to torture one another with bibles and purchased baby body parts. On pay-per-view.
  • Savage:"You can expect talk radio to come to an end because of a so-called Fairness Act that will be passed if Kerry wins." So it wouldn't be all bad.
  • Who's selling baby parts? I'll take an elbow and a neck, please. And Sullivan, speaking of double posts...
  • Fucking, freaking fuckwads! What. The. Fuck. Who the fuck told Savage-the-fucktard he could have a fucking stooopit fucking opinion. Fucking idiot. Hey, your right, jb. I feel better now.
  • jb is hiding in this thread? you sneaky varmint, my historian-detector didn't go off, i must work on it some more.
  • Yeah, jb's here, but too well hidden. The only way to see her is to look at a reflection of this thread in a mirror held like so.
  • this would be some kind of Mobeus strip kind of cyberspace double post? Any way you post it, its still an obscenity.
  • wait. jb is a her?
  • jb (left)
  • d*mnitkage, my momma told me there are no bad words, only bad people.
  • the House is bringing all kinds of shit to the floor right now (voted to cancel all gun control in the district, for one). there was a piece on NPR this morning about how they're just doing this because it's election time and they're forcing votes on controversial issues to make reps look bad. oh, i'm far too sleepy and have only had one cup of coffee so i'm not explaining it well. but for instance, next up: gay marriage. puh-leeeeese. they don't think any of these will actually become law (the senate has basically tossed aside the DC guns issue), it's all politics. yawn. more java.
  • it's all politics. In that case, can we administer political cock punches, then? Not just Michael Savage, but Hastert too. He used to be a wrestler, he's gotten worse. Hey, hey SideDish, the airship is coming towards me. It worked!
  • It's all politics on your dime. Will of the people my ass.
  • And ultimately you might see the Constitution itself rewritten if Kerry wins. Okay, ignore for a moment that the guy's a Nazi. Quelle surprise. Okay, actually don't ignore that the guy's a Nazi, but can't he even get his parties straight? It's not the Democrats who want to change the Constitution.
  • http://babyparts.ebay.com PS I heard Michael Savage writes gay bible fanfic stories. Pass it on.
  • I say that from now on we shall all refer to Savage as "Fuckles the Ass Clown," for no other reason than that I just thought it up and can't stop giggling now.
  • Gay Bible Fanfiction allegedly authored by Fuckles the Ass Clown
  • dj, dj, dj, dj, dj, dj, dj.......... sorry/feels very small