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January 03, 2004

Gangbang: Quote

I love pornstars. She seems really annoyed in a lot of those pictures.

posted by forksclovetofu at 07:18AM UTC on January 03, 2004

Not sure what's to care about here. How's this different the other hojillion porn sites?

posted by boo_radley at 07:32AM UTC on January 03, 2004

Umm, coz it's not a pr0n site. A 'business' site. Explore the whole thing.

posted by Gyan at 07:34AM UTC on January 03, 2004

Free Porn!

posted by homunculus at 07:40AM UTC on January 03, 2004

"I have a Marine Science degree and specialize in dolphin communication techniques - I am comfortable with aquatic animals."

Frogs??

posted by stirfry at 07:51AM UTC on January 03, 2004

LOL! I've known about this site for quite a while but wasn't sure if it would be appreciated or appropriate around here. I'm glad someone put it to good use.

posted by pyrrthon1 at 10:17AM UTC on January 03, 2004

I am woman, see me cum!

posted by Anonymous at 06:49PM UTC on January 03, 2004

I am businesswoman. See me cum for money.

posted by Wolof at 01:43AM UTC on January 04, 2004

What do you suppose has been her best work to date? Would that be "Sodomy Sandwiches" or "Gooey Bunns"?

Also, I'm not sure I actually want to know this, but what does "DP" stand for, and why does it cost $1300?

posted by Dr. Zira at 09:12AM UTC on January 04, 2004

I hate to say this, but I'm guessing it's "double penetration".

posted by tracicle at 09:27AM UTC on January 04, 2004

Could be worse. Could be dvda. Ah, Orgazmo, the movie that keeps on giving.

posted by Pez at 12:31PM UTC on January 04, 2004

Tracicle's guess is correct. I'm so embarassed that I know this.

posted by the_bone at 06:42PM UTC on January 04, 2004

(I'll hate myself for this later), but.....

dvda?

posted by Space Kitty at 07:03PM UTC on January 04, 2004

Girl on Girl Action: $600
Double Penetration: $1300
Gangbang: Priceless

There are some things in life money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
The official card for porn stars everywhere.

posted by Dr. Zira at 08:05PM UTC on January 04, 2004

1. Girl on Girl Action: $600

2. Double Penetration: $1300

3. Gangbang: quote

4. ???

5. PROFIT!!!

posted by the_bone at 08:20PM UTC on January 04, 2004

I love her movie titles. I couldn't come up with something as good as "Sodomy Sandwiches" if I tried.

posted by Sullivan at 10:38PM UTC on January 04, 2004

Porno producers use some kind of porno-movie title generator to come up with those names.

posted by Zemat at 05:19AM UTC on January 05, 2004

Space kitty, DVDA is... well... four members, if you get my drift. Double V, double A.

Frankly, I can't think of something less likely to arouse or excite, but that's just me :p

posted by coriolisdave at 10:39PM UTC on January 05, 2004

Did someone say prono-movie title generator?. (NSFW)

My personal favorite:
Remembering the Banging Gang Bang

posted by Spooky at 06:50AM UTC on January 06, 2004

Yay Spooky! I was waiting for someone to find or make one.

posted by Zemat at 03:53PM UTC on January 06, 2004

Yeikes, coriolisdave. Um, yeah. Just.... yeikes.

(I knew I'd regret mentioning it....)

posted by Space Kitty at 08:39AM UTC on January 19, 2004

DVDA

you know you want to click it.

posted by forksclovetofu at 05:58PM UTC on January 19, 2004

I forgot about the band. Highschool gym class was the "Now You're A Man" song and endless running.

posted by Pez at 07:54PM UTC on January 19, 2004

I may not be scarred for life, but this thread and its links are definitely going to leave a mark.

posted by BearGuy at 12:09AM UTC on January 25, 2006

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