September 16, 2004
Air Force had top-secret plans to nuke Moon. (No, not that Moon.)
They don't like the moon?!
Goodnight Moon.
Damn fuyugare, don't get my hopes up. I knew the Air Force wouldn't nuke Rev Moon while the GOP is in office.
Jesus, Sagan kept his mouth shut about this idiocy?
What else did he know about?
What? That was just a Mr. Show sketch!
An asinine project, without point or purpose.
If we don't act on this quick, we'll have a moon gap on our hands.
Seriously, third season of Mr. Show.
Actually, if you discount the aesthetic aspects, doing nuclear testing on the moon is a far better idea than doing nuclear testing on the *earth*. I mean, shit, people live here!
It's not as if they were going to blow the moon to smithereens, after all.
And how cool would that be, to watch that mutha go off from your backyard telescope? Significantly cool, that's how much.
It might be good if we didn't nuke the moon before we knew for certain that ground zero wasn't also a big cache of He-3.
Forgive my lack of chemistry, but does He-3 blow up or something?
IANAC either, but I've been told that He-3 is heavily used in fusion reactors in the future.
This just reinforces the idea that it's very important that those travellers from the future among us speak up more in the public policy arena.
I thought The Tick saved the day in the middle of the deface the moon project.
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