January 02, 2004
Go to Hell !! Or use this opportunity to send the people you hate. Enjoy.
A bit to American centric for me to understand, I fear - what the fuck are Trixies or Riceboys?
I created my own choices. Dommage we can't cut and paste the html.
Psychotherapists
Circle I Limbo
Yappy Dogs
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
American tourists abroad who make me ashamed to be American
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Formulaic Thinkers
Circle IV Rolling Weights
People who are condescending about the music they listen to
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
People who think *everything* is a learning experience
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Smile Nazis
Circle VII Burning Sands
People who tell me that I'm a negative thinker
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
People who laugh and yap loudly in restaurants and other public places
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
dng, I thought they were UK references !!!
dng, do a little google research and you will find that everyone deserves to be in hell.
I created two categories: People that deserve hell, and people that will anyway end there for sheer stupidity. That will fit everybody including myself.
If only I could squish the families, pets, friends, associates, insurance agents, clergy, and anyone else who is in any positive way associated with DMV employees into the first circle. I would have so much more room left for their ancestors.
dng- yes, it's a bit US-centric. "Riceboys" are explained here. (Have you ever seen a Honda Civic with a ridiculously large spoiler on the back of the car? That's the idea.)
"Trixies" I wasn't too sure of myself, but a Google search led me here. It appears to be the Chicago version of what some in San Francisco call "Marina Chicks". (FWIW.)
Oh, and I made sure to include those men who get touchy-feely on public transit in my third circle of hell. Good fun!
Please, sweet Jeebus, *somebody* tell me the whole Trixie thing is a joke, right?
RIGHT?!
Ahh, hell creation--most satisfying.
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