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September 15, 2004

Illicit monkey trading leads to wallaby siege. Apparently, ownership of the monkeys was a 'grey area'.

If you're hassled for a login, try 'monkey@filter.net/monkeyfilter'.

"...after being confronted about the disappearance of several marmosets."

Just try saying that with a straight face. Hoooo.

I didn't know marmocets were in the monkey family.
Barricaded in his flat for 23 days? He must have had quite a stockpile of food!

They bounce and bounce
without a pause.
Their hinder feet
have long strong claws,
so the wallaby or walleroo
can kick the stuffings
out of you.

Two words: marmoset stew.

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