September 12, 2004

At least his heart is in the right place.
  • Poor guy must have forgotten to eat first.
  • jesus christ
  • Indigestion...?
  • I want to know what Jesus was doing there.
  • Two possibilities: 1: He was fixing the button(s) on his coat, and the photographer caught him at a bad moment. 2: The president is unwilling or unable to locate his heart. Actually, number 2 jibes well with his social policies. He's sort of like the Grinch.
  • Yummy yummy yummy, I feel your pain in my tummy - And I feel like remembering you-u! Waging war on terror's such a sweet thing, Good enough to eat thing - And that's just a-what I'm gonna do-o!
  • We're doomed. We're all doomed.
  • In and out the cameras zoomed, In the sky the cloud mushroomed, Some folk shrugged, while others gloomed: "To be born is to be doomed."
  • beeswacky, you totally rock.
  • Blogs are major players on the net But women aren't in computer science yet Like the dolls that stand tall and proud Near Kim Jong Il and his mushroom cloud I like those smoking babes seeking out dudes Because my dark horse is in a horny mood So I'll record my guitar with an 8-track contraption And screw the photo, it needs no caption
  • napoleon complex
  • Sometimes, it's as if our president weren't very bright. At all.
  • I'm planning to vote against him with as much glee as I can muster, but when I consider 1/100th of a second caught in a photo, I'm inclined to strongly believe in clockzero's interpretation #1. On the other hand, the picture is still emblematic of a politician with the appetite, if not the stomach or the brain, for empire.