January 01, 2004
Just In Time For The New Year! An oldie but goodie...
Well, I've got til 2050. Even though my weight category is obese.
I've till
2017 ..sadistic
2029 ..pessimistic
2054 ..normal
2078 ..optimistic
WTF? Oh.. I think that makes me pessimistic *groan*
Why am I dying tomorrow?
SWEET! I'm going to live to be 91!
(woo-hoo!)
98! Wow.
I'd better start taking better care of myself.
Shucks, I'm only going to make it to 2068.
On second thought, how about I round that out to an even 2100, whaddya say?
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